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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 15h

It bombed hard this past weekend and most of you probably never even heard of it, but BEWARE BOIUNA is frickin' great!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Indie approves of me going to see BEWARE BOIUNA.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bridgett Nelson's new online store is live!!! Books! Shirts! Other cool stuff! The perfect holiday gifts for the many weirdos in your life. www.etsy.com/shop/WithLov...

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You didn't want FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH until the author of a lesbian cannibal book weighed in. Well, @drspookyer.bsky.social, author of EAT YOUR HEART OUT has said "This book is absolutely absurd and hilarious." So why not make it a fun times at the lesbian cannibal bloodbath week and get both?

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I respect the move, Hidden Valley Ranch, but this was nasty.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt has slunk off to lick his wounds at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gooooooo Seahawks!!! Savor the experience of playing football at a professional level!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes it’s difficult to get writing done.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm here for you, Atlanta Falcons fans!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We didn’t stop here, so I can’t say what “galore” entails, but I’m sure they had condoms a-plenty!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This message on the Chili’s silverware packet is oddly unnerving.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

MAY not? Seriously, New York Times? MAY not?

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My next book will be written with this pencil!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Woooo!!! Free food! The hotel didn’t clean out the fridge after the last guest!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Wow, September took FOREVER to get here! (My actual mental state is "How the hell is it September already???" but I'm trying to sound more youthful.)

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My executive order went through!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Heading to the Minnesota State Fair today for some classy dining!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Happy 3rd birthday to Indie, who taught me that snakes are not vicious killing machines that will try to devour me at the earliest opportunity, but rather sweet derps.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Though I'm obviously quite flattered, I'm going to assume this e-mail telling me FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH is being considered for Reese Witherspoon's Book Club is not entirely legitimate.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’ve issued an executive order to rename this to Lake Please Order My New Book Fun Times At The Bloodbath!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Seven years ago, I started a controversy that would define my career.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rod Stewart cancelled his concert at the Minnesota State Fair, but rest assured, I will still be ROCKING THE HELL OUT on Monday when I thrash around in the mosh pit to the music of Tommy James & The Shondells and Herman's Hermits!!! I hope nobody gets hurt!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

ALANIS MORISSETTE: Could you bring me a knife, please? SERVER: No, but I can bring you ten thousand spoons. ALANIS: I really just need a-- SERVER: TEN THOUSAND SPOONS!!!!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Chaos in rigorous training for the National Feline Sleeping Championship.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That feeling when your 3rd grade teacher is proud of you...

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you've ever wanted to see a movie where the filmmakers sent me the script and asked what I thought, you won't want to miss ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE, in select theaters NOW!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm torn. Paul Synuria II said, "I look forward to Jeff Strand’s kids' books as much as his adult novels. TERROR FROM THE CAVE is my favorite of the 4 Eek! books. Scary, funny and nerve wrecking." But he also puts ketchup on hot dogs and thus has zero credibility.