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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 15/10/2026

I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me.

Jeff selfie, looking on the verge of tears, in his Dan Hibiki t-shirt, in front of his custom-made Dan Hibiki painting, holding not one but TWO Dan Hibiki Funko pops

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 15/10/2026

TMBG Relisten Power Rankings, Part 1: They Might Be Giants #JeffsTMBGRelisten2k26

TMBG Relisten Recap, Part 1, They Might Be Giants:

Favorite Track: She's An Angel
Least Favorite Track: Boat of Car
Favorite Lyrics: No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful / Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

Power Rankings
1. They Might Be Giants

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 13/10/2026

Oculus? The WWE Studios production?

Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast, looking nonplussed

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026

The only real design change is between the comics jetpack and the movie jetpack (and honestly, I like the design of the movie jetpack more)

the cover to THE ROCKETEER: DEN OF THIEVES, which features The Rocketeer, his back to the camera, holding a Luger pistol

You can see his signature purple and white, gold embossed jetpack with a large red gem in the center

a replica Rocketeer jetpack from the movie, with two rocket engines instead of one, cast in pure gold, with air vents as decoration

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026

You're right, we DO need a cinematic adaptation of Exit, Stage Left!: The Snagglepuss Chronicles, the one where Snagglepuss is a gay playwright in the 50s who gets targeted by McCarthyism

the cover for EXIT STAGE LEFT: THE SNAGGLEPUSS CHRONICLES, with Snagglepuss (a gay pink cat in a smoking jacket with a long cigarette holder) posing like the Statue Of Liberty, wrapped in the american flag

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026

No shade at all to OP (who is on my dream guest list and I ask you not @, be chill be chill) but I see sentiments like this and it discourages me, because like, why SHOULD I reach out to guests about the show? We're not large by any stretch, and I'm no one of note, and the show is weird.

There are some podcasts that I really love to be on, and ones that I haven’t been on that I would love to do. But if it’s hosted by someone I don’t know, and it’s not about something I’m interested in, and there’s like 20 listeners, I’m not going to do it.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

"When you walk behind, and you're not a leader, then the view never changes, baby! The view never changes, baby! The view never changes!"

Superman (David Corenswet) and Green Lantern Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion) in a tense face-to-face standoff, bathed in the green light of the power ring, from SUPERMAN (2025)

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

"I'm gonna reach out right now. I want you at home to know, MY HAND is touching YOUR HAND for this gathering of the biggest body of people in THIS country, in THIS universe, ALL OVER THE WORLD, now. REACHING OUT. Because the LOVE that was given me at this time... I will repay you, now!"

Superman, from All-Star Superman (drawn by Frank Quitely), lifting his hand as he floats into the sky

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

this post popped up in my memories and I felt compelled to cook on something

On this day, six years ago on Facebook
Jeff Stormer

"If your Superman does not feel like he could genuinely, convincingly deliver the Hard Times promo, he is not a Superman I am interested in."

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

You don’t know what hard times are! Hard times are when textile workers are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids, can’t pay the wages, can’t buy the food. Hard times are when a man's worked at a job 30 years, they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, say “Hey a computer took your place, daddy!"

Superman, angrily pointing at Lex in the middle of his big speech at the end of SUPERMAN (2025)

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

Today I get to give a bunch of these awards to my friends and peers and the thing is that rocks and feels amazing

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026

Why would they do this to Travis McElroy

A Home Depot skeleton dressed like a stereotypical mixologist, with bone tattoos on his arms and a big beard and horned rim glasses and an apron, mixing a glowing orange cocktail. With his bushy beard, thick glasses, and faux hawk, he looks A LOT like Travis, is the thing.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 28/08/2026

Cw food pic I was struck with inspiration this week, and with Jens help, i made an Arby's melt at home Roast beef, horseradish mayo, caramelized onions, housemate cheese sauce, honey chipotle rum BBQ sauce, and I threw some spinach on for greens

A dense looking roast beef sandwich on a plate, packed with flavor

Roast beef, horseradish mayo, caramelized onions, housemate cheese sauce, honey chipotle rum BBQ sauce, and spinach

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026

how do They genuinely look better

the Beatles from Walk Hard: Jack Black as Paul McCartney, Paul Rudd as John Lennon, Jason Schwartzman as Ringo Starr, and Justin Long as George Harrison

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 16/08/2026

My Adventures With Superman ... is that Trent Crimm from The Independent or am I crazy

A Daily Planet reporter from a group shot on MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPETMAN who looks IDENTICAL to Trent Crimm (James Lance) from TED LASSO

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 06/08/2026

We are bringing this shit back, and I once again will play along when I have a down minute at work and only until i get bored

MEME: Reply with a DC Comics character and I'll give a hot take

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 05/08/2026

You gotta imagine me doing the HARASHIMA "let's go" fist whenever I like a wrestling post

HARASHIMA from DDT, wearing two separate belts (the DDT Extreme Championship and KO-D Openweight Title), big smile, giving his signature "LETS GO" fist pose

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 05/08/2026

NITE OWL: You're too late, Ozymandias. You can't fuck anymore. The alarm has gone off. It's no longer the one night a year when unmarried sex is legal. I can't let you do it.

Ozymandias, standing calm and assured in front of Rorschach and Nite Owl:

OZYMANDIAS: "Do it?" Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke to you if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?

I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 31/07/2026

time-displaced john linnell and john flansburgh from 1990 hearing about Guy Man:

MEME: Reed Richards (Miles Teller), looking over at the Thing, a dawning realization on his face, about to say

"SAY THAT AGAIN"

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 24/07/2026

Looking at "LeBron is a sixer" posts like

The "Girl who is going to be okay" meme

She's got her juice, she's looking up at the sky, the sun is shining. She's gonna be okay.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 20/07/2026

Appropriately enough, I made this FB post 7 years ago that, as time goes on, feels more and more like a better version than anything the MCU has done post-Endgame

Facebook Memory, On This Day 7 Years Ago

Post from Jeff Stormer, 7/20/2019

Okay, but hear me out
You pair all the new Phase 4 characters into a crossover film, fighting the only villain that makes sense:

MARVEL STUDIOS PRESENT: THE TOMB OF DRACULA
And then you send off everyone from the older heroes into space, to fight...

MARVEL'S AVENGERS: THE ANNIHILATION WAVE

Which is where, surprise, the Fantastic Four have been this entire time

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

Meet the Robins: Bette Kane, AKA Bat-Girl Played by Jacqueline Swampert. Baseball prodigy. Teen detective. [DATAFILE INCOMPLETE. UNKNOWN OPERATIVE.] Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Selfie of Jacqueline Swampert, throwing a peace sign

DC Bombshells artwork of Bette Kane from the Batgirls

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

Meet the Robins: Stephanie Brown, AKA The Spoiler Played by @citadelofswords.bsky.social Look, sometimes your dad sucks okay? And you need to put on a mask and fight him about it. Runs the "Spoiler Warning" blog on Gotham's underworld. Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Mk selfie, rocking a leather jacket and red frames

Artwork of Stephanie Brown as The Spoiler, by Jason Fabok

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

Meet the Robins: Barbara Gordon, AKA Batgirl Played by @badfuckinpodcasts.com Fed up with the Batman's decision to take on ghosts instead of mobsters, Babs took matters into her own hands, taking up the mantle of BATGIRL. Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Artwork of the Batgirl of Burnside, by Babs Tarr

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

Meet the Robins: Tim Drake, Robin Played by @andreriveraart.bsky.social Resident tech wiz for the Robins. Developed the covert messaging app that connects Robins across the city. Not a conspiracy theorist, what are you talking about? Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Artwork of Tim Drake, aka Robin, and his boyfriend, by Belen Ortega

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

Meet the Robins: Jason Todd, AKA The Phantasm Played by @corpserevivers.bsky.social An early ally of Batman's during his feud with the Red Hood gang until he took a bullet to the brain... and then woke up. He sees ghosts now. It's fine. Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Selfie of Marn Lastname, rocking a "DO IT FOR HER" Azrael T-Shit

Artwork of Jason Todd, his face suspiciously hidden, by Marn Lastname

Artwork of THE PHANTASM, with glowing green eyes and a skull mask, by Marn Lastname

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026

But just who ARE the Robins joining us for next week's BUMP IN THE NIGHT: OOPS ALL ROBINS special edition? First up, @walle132.bsky.social as DUKE THOMAS, ROBIN: Founder of the Robins, trivia wizard, and detective extraordinaire! Join us LIVE July 23rd at 7 PM EST / 6 PM CST at moonshot.mov

Selfie of WallE, throwing a peace symbol in a city park

Artwork of Duke Thomas, AKA Robin, by Lee Bermejo

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 10/07/2026

TOMORROW! Party of One Says GO BIRDS with a special two-person episode, recorded LIVE at Unity Java - Umbria in Philadelphia! We're hitting the beach with @schneidremarks.bsky.social and @lokrobster.bsky.social in a game of CHARACTERS WELCOME! Presented by Party of One and @plusoneexp.bsky.social

PARTY OF ONE SAYS GO BIRDS!
Live Podcast Recording
Saturday, 7/11/2026
6pm-8pm EST
Unity Java - Umbria
Philadelphia, PA

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 02/07/2026

i hope they're having a great canada day

jay mccarroll and matt johnson, enjoying a delicious chinese buffet as part of their annual canada day celebration

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 27/06/2026

as the person who submitted that, i am excited to say:

The first page from the last issue of ANIMAL MAN, where Animal Man meets the writer of ANIMAL MAN, Grant Morrison

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 21/06/2026

and now you have everything you need to win a diorama competition!

Simpsons screenshot: Seymour Skinner excitedly holding up a first place ribbon for a school diorama contest

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 14/06/2026

Me and @neddonovan.bsky.social went on a successful hunt around Boulder, and THATS MY BOOK IN A STORE

Jeff, excitedly holding a copy of THE ULTIMATE FANTASY CHARACTER CREATOR in the Boulder Bookstore in Boulder, CO

Jeff and Ned get a selfie with the book at the Boulder Bookstore, both looking THRILLED

"Here's to many wonderful characters! -- Jeff Stormer"

The AUTOGRAPHED COPY sticker on a copy of the book

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 08/06/2026

Im gonna appear on the fucking news

Your sex and the city test results:

Miranda 38%
Samantha 48%
Charlotte 50%
Carrie 77%

Your strongest result was Carrie.

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 05/06/2026

Recording an important piece of audio for batman bump in the night

Jeff selfie, his hair down and greasy, an exhausted look on his face, in a bathrobe and tank top, sitting in what is clearly a bathtub (you can see the shower handle behind him, the tile walls in the background), holding a podcastkng mic

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/05/2026

bit aside, it's gotta be candles. i quote "i'm not owned" and "please don't put in the newspaper i got mad" more, but candles is the winner for me.

dril tweet:

food $200
data $150
rent $800
candles $3600
utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 28/05/2026

Actually incorrect. There is Despotellis, who is a sentient virus who is a Yellow Lantern, but Leezle Pan is the GL who kills him.

Despotellis--a giant virus with a Sinestro Corps ring

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 28/05/2026

Whereas these little bald fucks? I'm showing up 20 minutes late to every meeting with a 7-11 Slurpee in hand

The Guardians of the Universe, little bald blue freaks in red robes adorned with the GL symbol, channeling green energy to power the Lantern Battery on Oa

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 26/05/2026

Pacing around my apartment in anger over this Pop Culture Jeopardy clue PER OFFICIAL SANRIO GUIDELINES HELLO KITTY IS NOT A "FELINE FEMME" SHE IS A *NORMAL HUMAN GIRL* FROM *LONDON ENGLAND*

Jeopardy clue

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE KAWAII THAN THIS FELINE FEMME WITH NO MOUTH AND A TWIN SISTER NAMED MIMMY?

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 23/05/2026

Listen Mac, this guy's been around a LONG time, and hes not afraid to cheat. You need to be careful. His moves may be bright and shiny like copper, but underneath? Hes a rock. Get out there and stick to your guns, dont let him treat you with contempt!

Little Mac and Doc from Super Punch-Out, staring in awe at their opponent...

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