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Author, freelance writer, terrible chess player. jeffreysomers.com

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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Video: How to Determine Your Novel’s Word Count | Jeff Somers and the Rough Beast, Episode 3 www.writersdigest.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Video: How to Determine Your Novel’s Word Count | Jeff Somers and the Rough Beast, Episode 3
Jeff Somers takes a moment to contemplate the utility (or lack thereof) of using word count as a progress bar in a book. He discusses the fact that his first published novel was far from oft-cited word counts for viable novels, and the fact that forcing yourself to write words you’re just going to delete later is a waste of time.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally getting used to that "alarmed and mystified" expression people have when I answer the door. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bad Advice Boogie: Write What You Know www.writersdigest.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Bad Advice Boogie: Write What You Know
One piece of writing advice that seems good but can do a lot of harm is the old classic, “write what you know.” Jeff Somers explains why.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 08/10/2026
"It's gonna be a long trip..." COTTON CROSSING (Roadtrip Z #1) is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 10/14. books2read.com/cottoncrossi...
COTTON CROSSING (Roadtrip Z #1) is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 10/14.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 08/10/2026
It's that day again--the weekly fiction drop is now live!
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Subscriptions | Lili Saintcrow
Fresh fiction, arriving weekly.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For no reason whatsoever: 11 Books to Help You Make Sense of the Impeachment Process
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11 Books to Help You Make Sense of the Impeachment Process
If you imagine discussion of current events as one of those text clouds in which the size of the word reflects its frequency of use, the word “impeachment” would currently need to be carved into the side of a mountain. But hearing a word a hundred times a day doesn’t necessarily mean you understand it, […]
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a drawer full of old hard drives like a totally normal person. Who knows when I might need something from 2016, and I don't see any time machines lying around. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Most murder plots are pretty dumb. That and the effort involved is why I would never try one. Okay, mostly the effort. The Duchess once told me she doesn’t worry about me cheating on her because I’m too lazy, which: Fair. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Best Outdoor Home Maintenance Tools on Sale for October Prime Day
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The Best Outdoor Home Maintenance Power Tools on Sale for October Prime Day
If you need to get your yard and outdoor spaces under control, these October Prime Day deals on outdoor tools are worth checking out.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just once I'd like some rich people problems, please, like accidentally murdering my valet. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love Letters: How to Spark Romance in a Story Without Using the L-Word www.writersdigest.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Love Letters: How to Spark Romance in a Story Without Using the L-Word
The most convincing romantic stories are those that feel natural. Learn how to write romance scenes and romance novels without using the word “love.”
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These Are the Best October Prime Day Deals on Specialty Tools for DIY
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These Are the Best October Prime Day Deals on DIY Specialty Tools, up to 40% Off
Make your house projects easier and cheaper with these October Prime Day deals on specialty DIY tools from miter saws to multitools, with savings of 40% or more.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My basic concept of pasta is a cheese delivery platform, which is how I know I'm not cultured. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The filmmakers make a common error, though: They don’t trust their premise, so they combine it with a second premise in the hopes that more is more. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If You Loved 'Furious,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Loved 'Furious,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
“Furious” is a terrific show fueled by feminist rage and great performances. If you love every minute of it, you should watch the movie Black Widow, which inspired it.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sub in "exercise" for "swimming" and youre spot on!
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was 12 years old I swam a mile around a lake at Boy Scout camp. When I was 35 I swam a half mile to an island in Hawaii and almost died. Today I might be able to survive a long, hot bath. Not mad about it. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
15 Epic Fantasies That Stick the Landing
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15 Epic Fantasies That Stick the Landing
For some reason, everyone is talking today about how important it is to nail the ending of an epic fantasy series. We can’t quite figure out why, but it sure is a fascinating topic. Epic fantasy faces challenges other genres don’t; while there are plenty of long and complex stories in literature, only epic fantasies […]
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meet PRUE: youtube.com/shorts/d... #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #tbrpile #JeffSomers #FiveFunerals #RuadanBooks
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FIVE FUNERALS: The Class of '95: Prue
https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret. The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduatin
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
10 Books for Fans of ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’ www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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10 Books for Fans of ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’
If swashbuckling adventure tales are up your alley, you won’t want to miss these books.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why has science abandoned the project to genetically engineer tiny animals, like fist-sized elephants, for our enjoyment and delight? #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Despite his efforts, his days had taken on a rigid and recognizable pattern. He woke at five and made coffee. The coffee kicked off a chain reaction that ended in the bathroom, then he showered before going to the gym.” wwrnotebook.substack... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
11 British Spy Books Featuring MI5 and MI6 www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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11 British Spy Books Featuring MI5 and MI6
These action-packed reads starring wily intelligence agents will keep you on the edge of your seat.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it too late, at my advanced age, to acquire some skills? I think my lack of them is holding me back. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One suspects that “making subtext text in the least subtle way possible” will be my sole entry in the Galactic Encyclopedia of Writers. I may be the worst writer you’ve ever heard of, but, to quote Captain Jack Sparrow, you have heard of me! wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Season’s Most Fascinating Nonfiction www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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This Season’s Most Fascinating Nonfiction
Learn about everything from the history of small dogs to how to navigate conflict.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meet CLARA: youtube.com/shorts/u... #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #tbrpile #JeffSomers #FiveFunerals #RuadanBooks
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FIVE FUNERALS: The Class of '95: Clara
https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret. The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduatin
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was at a lake recently where you could rent a rowboat for an hour and I looked at the line of people waiting to rent a rowboat and thought, here is a group of people who have never rowed a boat before, b/c anyone who has knows it's miserable. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It was a question of willpower. On the second day, he woke up and felt clear, focused and strong. He knew he was on the right track.” wwrnotebook.substack... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of Fall 2026 www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of Fall 2026
Sarah J. Maas, John Scalzi, and Emily St. John Mandel all have new books coming out this season.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, society would probably benefit from more frequent zombie/demon infestations. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These three planets offer a level of worldbuilding laziness you simply have to admire: They are uniformly detail-free, arid, and boring. They might as well all be the same enormous planet called Miscellanea or something. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14 Sci-Fi Series You Might Not Know About www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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14 Sci-Fi Series You Might Not Know About
These hidden gems are underrated.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It takes me 6 months to psyche myself up for a vacation, and 6 months to recover from one. It's essentially paying to have stress. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet KATE: youtube.com/shorts/b... #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #tbrpile #JeffSomers #FiveFunerals #RuadanBooks
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FIVE FUNERALS: The Class of '95: Kate
https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret. The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduatin
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“There was a sense of tightness about her, as if the only way she kept control was by clutching everything tightly to herself.” wwrnotebook.substack... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Ruadán Books @ruadanbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen to @jeffsomers.bsky.social, author of FIVE FUNERALS, on the Story Builder Podcast with @jimwoodswrites.bsky.social: Enjoy this clip on the "business up front, party in the back" situation with Jeff and his footnotes, then click. 🔗 links.ruadanbooks.com/somerspod #WriterSky #AuthorSky
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If You Love 'The Paper,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Love 'The Paper,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
“The Paper” is a worthy successor to “The Office.” To dig into more hilarious, journalism-themed comedy, start with this movie.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have nick-named one of our cats "Greebles." His greebling is terrifying. We have made a terrible mistake. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still probably my favorite of all the novels I’ve posted on the blog, honestly. “Motel life was a step up. Thirty-five precious dollars a day, but he’d come into a windfall and it was wonderful to have hot water on demand and privacy again." www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hey Maddie.” Perry’s voice was tinny and crackling in my ear over the noise of the bar. “Need you up front.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Constantly haunted by John Mulaney's line from "The Bear": "Yes, I'm a 43 year old man, of course I have access to $500." #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops. Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in Jeff Somer's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine." ruadanbooks.com/ever... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forget the memoir, something tells me that “Shot and otherwise abused” will be on my tombstone. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They don't pay me to ask questions like that, just to write about appliances!
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Best Kitchen Appliance Gifts for Every Adult on Your List
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The Best Kitchen Appliance Gifts for Every Adult on Your List
Everyone’s collection of kitchen appliances could use an upgrade, refresh, or replacement. Here are the best kitchen appliances to buy as gifts in 2026
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geneticists ought to put all their energies into engineering a way for me to eat three entire bags of Doritos every day as my sole source of sustenance without negative health impact. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 2022, I posted “Designated Survivor” one chapter at a time on me wee blog; I’m still pretty fond of this one. “Thirty seconds before they came for him, John Renicks, Ph.D. was sitting on his front porch wondering if it was too early to start drinking.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Take The Bumble, for example: A man designed for his job, as if his creator had known all along.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never had surgery or broken a bone, and I'm worried that fate is saving it all up for one truly horrifying day when I'm, like, 90. #randomthoughts
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