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Jeff Somers

@jeffsomers.bsky.social
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Author, freelance writer, terrible chess player. jeffreysomers.com

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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 1h
One suspects that “making subtext text in the least subtle way possible” will be my sole entry in the Galactic Encyclopedia of Writers. I may be the worst writer you’ve ever heard of, but, to quote Captain Jack Sparrow, you have heard of me! wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 19h
This Season’s Most Fascinating Nonfiction www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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This Season’s Most Fascinating Nonfiction
Learn about everything from the history of small dogs to how to navigate conflict.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 21h
Meet CLARA: youtube.com/shorts/u... #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #tbrpile #JeffSomers #FiveFunerals #RuadanBooks
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FIVE FUNERALS: The Class of '95: Clara
https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret. The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduatin
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22h
Was at a lake recently where you could rent a rowboat for an hour and I looked at the line of people waiting to rent a rowboat and thought, here is a group of people who have never rowed a boat before, b/c anyone who has knows it's miserable. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It was a question of willpower. On the second day, he woke up and felt clear, focused and strong. He knew he was on the right track.” wwrnotebook.substack... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of Fall 2026 www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of Fall 2026
Sarah J. Maas, John Scalzi, and Emily St. John Mandel all have new books coming out this season.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, society would probably benefit from more frequent zombie/demon infestations. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These three planets offer a level of worldbuilding laziness you simply have to admire: They are uniformly detail-free, arid, and boring. They might as well all be the same enormous planet called Miscellanea or something. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14 Sci-Fi Series You Might Not Know About www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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14 Sci-Fi Series You Might Not Know About
These hidden gems are underrated.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It takes me 6 months to psyche myself up for a vacation, and 6 months to recover from one. It's essentially paying to have stress. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet KATE: youtube.com/shorts/b... #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #tbrpile #JeffSomers #FiveFunerals #RuadanBooks
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FIVE FUNERALS: The Class of '95: Kate
https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret. The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduatin
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“There was a sense of tightness about her, as if the only way she kept control was by clutching everything tightly to herself.” wwrnotebook.substack... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Ruadán Books @ruadanbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen to @jeffsomers.bsky.social, author of FIVE FUNERALS, on the Story Builder Podcast with @jimwoodswrites.bsky.social: Enjoy this clip on the "business up front, party in the back" situation with Jeff and his footnotes, then click. 🔗 links.ruadanbooks.com/somerspod #WriterSky #AuthorSky
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If You Love 'The Paper,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Love 'The Paper,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
“The Paper” is a worthy successor to “The Office.” To dig into more hilarious, journalism-themed comedy, start with this movie.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have nick-named one of our cats "Greebles." His greebling is terrifying. We have made a terrible mistake. #RandomThoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still probably my favorite of all the novels I’ve posted on the blog, honestly. “Motel life was a step up. Thirty-five precious dollars a day, but he’d come into a windfall and it was wonderful to have hot water on demand and privacy again." www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hey Maddie.” Perry’s voice was tinny and crackling in my ear over the noise of the bar. “Need you up front.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Constantly haunted by John Mulaney's line from "The Bear": "Yes, I'm a 43 year old man, of course I have access to $500." #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops. Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in Jeff Somer's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine." ruadanbooks.com/ever... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forget the memoir, something tells me that “Shot and otherwise abused” will be on my tombstone. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Best Kitchen Appliance Gifts for Every Adult on Your List
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The Best Kitchen Appliance Gifts for Every Adult on Your List
Everyone’s collection of kitchen appliances could use an upgrade, refresh, or replacement. Here are the best kitchen appliances to buy as gifts in 2026
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geneticists ought to put all their energies into engineering a way for me to eat three entire bags of Doritos every day as my sole source of sustenance without negative health impact. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 2022, I posted “Designated Survivor” one chapter at a time on me wee blog; I’m still pretty fond of this one. “Thirty seconds before they came for him, John Renicks, Ph.D. was sitting on his front porch wondering if it was too early to start drinking.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Take The Bumble, for example: A man designed for his job, as if his creator had known all along.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never had surgery or broken a bone, and I'm worried that fate is saving it all up for one truly horrifying day when I'm, like, 90. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One thing that absolutely has paid off is the power calibration: The show handles this very well, and does a few very smart things that make a grown man with a magic ring a lot easier to suspend disbelief for. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops. Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in Jeff Somer's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine." ruadanbooks.com/ever... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current retirement plan is to acquire a cardboard Burger King crown and become known to the neighborhood as Burger King Crown Guy. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I started posting novels one chapter at a time in 2021, starting with “Detained.” “She heard her father’s voice, warm and amused. You’ll figure out, sweetheart. In due time.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Book Review: A Moment’s Surrender by John Burt indiereader.com/book... #AmReading
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A MOMENT'S SURRENDER | IndieReader
When irascible, philandering poet Tom Corbin is senselessly killed, his old friend Paul Bishop must make a choice about whether or not telling the truth is always the right thing to do.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cats for no reason: "Hey! Looks like you need more butt-in-face, here you go." #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Published 2 years ago, this remains one of my favorite recent stories: www.bookxi.org/issue... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Book review: The Quiet Over Ashcombe by Jessica Schafer indiereader.com/book... #AmReading
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THE QUIET OVER ASHCOMBE | IndieReader
When a woman stumbles on a DNA match while searching for her birth mother, she arrives in the small town of Ashcombe and finds a mystery that no one seems eager to solve.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Published a decade ago, this is another story featuring Phil Marks weirding it up all over the place:
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Howling on for More
They stared at each other for some time after she’d settled into the uncomfortable chair next to his desk. It was a rented office space, shared with a dozen or so small companies, freelancers of...
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I think about that kid in second grade who could flip his eyelids inside out. That's it, that's the post. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lucky for you, the desires of this mediocre white man largely center on whiskey and naps. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If You Love 'Dark Matter,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Love 'Dark Matter,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
If you love “Dark Matter”’s take on parallel universes and mercenary copies of ourselves, there’s one movie you must watch.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 98: Author Jeff Somers drinks Old Overholt rye and reads his short story "Devotion," which was the beginning of a chain that ends with his story "Old Gods" appearing in "Summer in the City" from Ruadán Books. open.spotify.com/epi... ruadanbooks.com/prod...
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On year 23 of hoping to stumble onto a suitcase of cash. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Published 13 years ago, this story is one of several featuring my character Philip K. Marks, who’s never met a weird situation he can’t make weirder. buzzymag.com/a-meek-... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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A Meek And Thankful Heart by Jeff Somers -
A Meek And Thankful Heart by Jeff Somers. The old man should have been cut off an hour ago, but he was obviously well known to the bartenders, as they continued to serve him gimlets despite his increasing inability to bring their contents successfully to his mouth. He was well-dressed and groomed, with an expensive suit and new shoes. Handsome, in the way old men get handsome sometimes, just from the dignity of their experience. He’d been a semi-regular and was popular with the female staff of Rue’s Morgue. One or two of the waitresses had flirted with him purposefully, but he’d gently turned them down. They all considered him a rich old man, lonely in his money, who came out to a young people’s bar a few times a month to hear some noise around him. He always drank gimlets, always complimented the bartender on her rare ability to make them, and always left a huge tip. He’d been coming to the Morgue for five years now, and every Christmas had given each of the staff a nice monetary gift. They liked him. They thought he added a bit of class to a place otherwise populated by predatory former frat boys and the squeaky women they attract.
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Ruadán Books @ruadanbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops. Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in @jeffsomers.bsky.social's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine." 🔗 links.ruadanbooks.com/somers #WriterSky #AuthorSky
A black and white photograph of several scattered pages of a zine with graphic elements. Photo by Karolina Grabowska. Also features a photo of Jeff Somers and the caption "Everything I Know About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine." and "Thoughts from the Writer's Desk." The Ruadán Books logo is in the lower right. Read the article at links.ruadanbooks.com/somers.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If You Love 'Reacher,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Love 'Reacher,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
“Reacher” really brought Lee Child’s character to (enormous) life on the screen. If the show hooked you, there’s one movie you should watch pronto: The Equalizer.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Published 20 years ago, I expanded this story into an unpublished novel I might unleash on the world someday: www.whirligig...
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing destroys my daily productivity like a cat napping in the clothes dryer. Dammit, Harry, I got things to do. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Obsession does a lot of things very, very right. But it does one thing very, very wrong. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If You Loved 'The Office,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
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If You Loved 'The Office,' There's One Movie You Need to Watch Next
“The Office” is one of the most re-watchable TV shows in history, but if you need a fresh viewing experience, there’s one movie to watch right now.
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going on my sixth decade of being wrong about literally everything. Hasn't eroded my rodeo clown-levels of confidence, however. #randomthoughts
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my earliest published stories has been on the Internet for 27 years (!): webdelsol.com/Del_So... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
14 Science Fiction and Fantasy Novels with Shocking Twists www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading
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14 Science Fiction and Fantasy Novels with Shocking Twists
Can you guess what’s on this list?
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Jeff Somers @jeffsomers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 98: Author Jeff Somers drinks Old Overholt rye and reads his short story "Devotion," which was the beginning of a chain that ends with his story "Old Gods" appearing in "Summer in the City" from Ruadán Books. open.spotify.com/epi... ruadanbooks.com/prod...
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