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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gas prices are going up and we should thank him

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"My district is very red, just like my face."

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"They're not sending their best lettuce."

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

See, Obama left, then Trump didn't see them. Obama rigged the election so Sleepy Joe could burn them, but he forgot. So detective Trump, yet again, figured it all out.

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Happily floating, or not floating

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Obama: HOPE Trump: I HOPE NOT

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Please get the Queen into witness protection until the ballroom is completed! He mustn't be out in public.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting..." - CSAR 25:17 #PeteHegseth #Bible

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Talk to Stephen, he's the architect behind all of this. I don't know him.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but Donald Trump's DHS Sec nominee Markwayne Mullin's great-great-great-great grandfather Cletuswayne Mullin was on the Titanic. #MarkwayneMullin

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

"Well, see, congress hasn't actually declared war, so it's not war."

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Sure, let's start with some other idiotic ones first, though. "Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible???"

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Your hand is looking beautiful, sir

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Mike Johnson: "I didn't see it, but what he meant was that's a nice family ya got there. It would be a shame if something happened to them. He just cares too much."

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

"I was exonerated from affordability"

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Did she bring the Epstein files to cover her operations?

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

What about the other kids? Did they leave? 1 hour drop and go

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"It breaks my heart but fuck them kids"

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Trumps about to scarf down some fillet of fish because it has less calories, because it's fish.

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Or if you're a US citizen holding a cellphone

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John Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

There could be a zombie apocalypse and he would still put out stupid shit like this

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Creepy weirdo in the back

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

And as you're starving to death, just choke on the chicken bone and put yourself out of misery

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I thought everything was cheap

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Next year: "For 151 years, everyone wanted the ballroom. Last year, it was 150 years ago, but now it's 151 because you add a 1 to the other number. That's why the cost has increased under Biden inflation, which we inherited. A mess."

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

She got dibs on claiming him for taxes!

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Tell him to wear it at his next perfect MRI

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

"Mr. President is doing preventatively fantastic! As you all know, he aced the dementia test. His cankles were puffy due to his working 23 hours a day. His hands bruised from shaking hands so much. Remember 90 deals in 90 days? Thank you for you leadership Mr. President!"

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Ben Carter @benjustgiggles.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

There's acceptable use of AI 😂

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I literally thought he was talking about Trump

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I agree. They do their best not working.

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

"Let's talk about cheap turkey and surroundings!"

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"I have a country to run!" Lol

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I've been eating good but you peasants can starve

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I got a free turkey if I spent $25 last year. Also, Thanksgiving dinner is one of the cheapest meals for the year. Groceries (old term) in general are at record highs

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Jeffro @jeffrocat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Are his devil horns popping through?! His hair looks marvelous!

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