Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But I don’t want to go to the “patient portal.” I wanna fill out my new patient forms balancing a clipboard on my knee in a waiting room like my forebears. 110
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosElephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction. 131315349
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Instead of "Best," how I usually sign my emails, I accidentally typed "Beset," and I think this is probably more accurate. 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026We don’t need no LMSes We don’t need no discussion boards No computer laptops in the classroom Canvas, leave them kids alone Hey! EdTech! Leave them kids alone! 031
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 07/05/2026What I wish for everybody to remember when Canvas comes back online: The reason OUR data can be held for ransom is because Instructure, their owners (KKR private equity & Dragoneer venture capital), & our own employers (see ASU Atomic) monetize it. It's Canvas that hacked education & stole our IP. 242052767
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosIan Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I had no idea about this aspect of Hughes' life and work. 12633283
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This is an easy fix. The publishers should just do what everyone suggests us college writing instructors do! Have the authors write the novel by hand in their editor's office! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/b... 210
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosJulia Angwin @juliaangwin.com · 11/03/2026I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent. State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes. www.wired.com/story/gramma...wired.comGrammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ FeatureThe feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent. 11779572390
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Thankfully, we can rest assured that Kennedy hasn't gone to a good BBQ place on his BBQ tour yet. 000
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosJeff Yang @originalsp.in · 25/02/2026Over four decades later, W.O.P.R. just can’t stop playing thermonuclear war www.newscientist.com/article/2516...newscientist.comAIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulationsLeading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases 383
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“Treaty Oak was the kind of story that mattered to an eight-year-old obsessed with nature and storytelling. It coupled history and witchcraft and science and grief into one salacious package.” Thinking about landmark trees, Texas history, and the 1989 crime that tied them together on Substack.open.substack.comMyth, Satan, & The Poisoning of an Oak TreeWhat a six hundred year old live oak, saved from a premature death, can tell us about cultural memory. 000
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 16/02/2026A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories. Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.” You can’t make this shit up. www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02... 771780436
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Valentine’s Day playlist has my partner and I cooking to Fugazi’s 13 Songs. Just saying that some people do it right. 100
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Chris Hemsworth makes his ethos the butt of the joke. Alexa is both a tool and a new roommate. And Amazon doesn't think you're a serious person. Up now on Substack.jeffreyamos.substack.comNot With Paperclips, but With a Drop Shipped BearAmazon's Alexa+ Super Bowl commercial tells its customers exactly what it thinks of them—that their convictions and their humanity should be ended not with a bang, but with a whimper. 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 12/02/2026What if CBP is right to worry about the threat a party balloon poses? 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 12/02/2026One paragraph into the New Yorker article about Anthropic, and this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read. If predicting the pattern of a sentence is talking, then regurgitating what the Anthropic PR guy tells you is journalism, I guess. 100
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I see Amazon brought the boomer/doomer debate to prime time. 110
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Tennessee lege transitioning from death by a thousand cuts to the full-throated elimination of tenure. Just introduced, so who knows... but...wapp.capitol.tn.gov Tennessee General Assembly Legislation 000
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosBen Heath @jbentonheath.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Every paragraph in this story is more upsetting than the last. We're really focused right now on the violence in the streets. But what's going on in these centers is the routine violence of this system. 061
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Every time I sign an email to a student, I nearly write "Dr. Amps," and I cannot explain how much I wish this was my name. If I ever open a guitar repair shop, though... 000
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/01/2026The majority of organizing happening in Minnesota isn’t just peaceful, it’s INVISIBLE. Moms showing up who won’t be interviewed on TV, people whose ICE patrols don’t turn into viral video. The grocery runs, the donations, the people filming bc they happen to be there. Please remember this. 138173124282
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics 156186144816
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Tomorrow, I’m supposed to teach about using research sources in undergraduate writing. I’m supposed to give a presentation about a new major to a group of department heads. No idea what to say, and no way to pretend things are normal. To pretend I’m not incandescent with rage. 000
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosMinnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026 387145526914
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The smallest thing in the world considering, but once again, I'm navigating another ed-tech "solution" that makes assigning student reading more difficult for them and for me. The Luddite in me is absolutely screaming at Canvas and Macmillan and every other ed-tech company enshittifying learning. 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 22/12/2025A revised carol for a Texas Christmas In this deep midwinter It is really hot Highs in the mid-80s That is really hot For it is December April it is not In the deep midwinter I’m annoyed and hot 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Did Meyer's Cleaning Day really need to make these holiday seasonal scents? I'm visiting my parents and my hands now continuously smell like the smoldering remains of a gingerbread house. 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The only way I’ve found to get rid of Co-Pilot is to shift permanently to Libre Office. 010
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 14/12/2025This is nothing but a handout. Nobody cares what the curricular implementation looks like, because the sole purpose is lock-in contracts for EdTech companies (all AI companies are EdTech companies now). 021355
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The fact that I’m not seeing Iconoclasts on any end of the year top ten lists is a real failure of music journalism, gotta say. 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I just really need people at my uni to stop suggesting I use AI for really silly things. (I want them to stop suggesting that I use it, but I'll settle for silly things now.) 000
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Introducing myself with 5 animals I’ve seen in the wild; here we go: Grizzly Bear Cheetah Humpback Whale Elk Rattlesnake 100
Reposted by Jeffrey Amoscaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025a “Space Force”, if you will 236116391798
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I'm excited that my story "Witness Trees" is out today from American Literary Review. Partially inspired by the 1989 poisoning of Treaty Oak in Austin (I was in fifth grade when I wrote the tree a get well card), it's been haunting me for a while. I'm so thrilled that ALR has given it a home!americanliteraryreview.comJeffrey AmosJeffrey Amos Witness Trees The Town Charter. The town of Ada, Texas was founded in the shade of an apple tree on August 15th, 1887, when Arthur Gentry, Caleb Mills, and Levi Wilkes signed the... 031
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My dog, I’m sure: All you do is look at squares! All day the large glowing square, but sometimes a small glowing square. In the evening, you bang on the hot cube and make treats I can’t have, then stare at a far glowing square, and before bed, the not glowing cube with the flippy parts. 110
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I've been trying to lose weight, but I can't get more than a couple pounds a month. I just don't see how I can lose 135 million pounds by the midterms! 010
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I'm guessing it's time to do a version of this for publishing professionals? Maybe we should start by highlighting that none of this is inevitable? We, you know, have choices, so I'll stay back here, you know, not being on the bleeding edge of... something. jeffreyamos.substack.com/p/what-i-wan...jeffreyamos.substack.comWhat I want to say to my students about Generative AIBeing a writing teacher these days seems to always mean being a little angry but mostly sad all the time. 120
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Beanie Babies. Muppet Babies. Dutch Babies. Trump Babies. 000
Reposted by Jeffrey Amosderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/10/2025JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵 33882852691
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Every new story draft I write, I begin by thinking, “Yes, this will be the one I keep at 3k or 4k words.” And inevitably, they sprawl into 7.5k to 8k drafts. I’m doomed to write shorts that no one considers short (any more! I think a 10k short story is a perfectly reasonable length, frankly). 100
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Just grading student papers on a Sunday afternoon, like you do, and lamenting that AI has made it so that more and more of these essays use copious subheadings even if the student didn't use AI to write the piece (entirely possible that they used it to make an outline, I guess.) 100
Jeffrey Amos @jeffreyamos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025It’s like a Douglas Adams story. Billions of dollars spent on a machine that consumes incredible resources. Earth has blown past 4C. Fresh water is gone. But at last it’s done. The makers ask, “How do we solve climate change?” The machine whirs and responds, “You can switch to solar 100 years ago.” 37433
Reposted by Jeffrey AmosSonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I have yeeted the LMS my uni has paid for and which you were probably thinking helps you teach Forgive me it was surveillant so mid and so broke 7499137