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Parker

@jeffparker.bsky.social
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Creator of THE STITCH BOOK, in stores soon! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes. In between missions I cease to exist www.jeffparkerwrites.com

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 3h
glad to see this happening!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 4h
again, I hate this century
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 4h
this is Jack Palance Erasure
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 4h
Here's a close up of that moment with Mark Ruffalo's reaction! With nothing bleeped out, ha ha!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 6h
I hope Giles' dad zombies up out of the ground and strangles
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 7h
those pesky firetruck sirens, noise-canceled
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 7h
just saw yet another guy driving around wearing headphones in the car- have they stopped putting speakers in cars, whats up
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 8h
I didn't think he'd been QB long enough to take that many head-hits, but here it is
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 10h
The true Big Boss
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 13h
👏
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 23h
did she grin silently and never blink or react to light stimulus
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
liquid LIFE.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"the rest of the time we use Baby Formula or Type O-Negative Blood to cool the servers"
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/10/2026
a giant.
variety.com
Eva Marie Saint, ‘North by Northwest’ Star, Dies at 102
Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint, who starred in such memorable classic films as “On the Waterfront” and “North by Northwest,” has died.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/zS7QkjIKOxk?...
youtu.be
Fukuchan Monkey Restaurant!
YouTube video by Doug Meet
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
KNOBS.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inshallah🙌
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the man has a VISION
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ever go anywhere with Hal Jordan, you better believe I'm driving
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just finished too. They finally got what Green Lantern is all about. Football
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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
McSweeney’s is meeting the moment
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could do the learning charts like this and when kids ask why those are empty, respond like a Westworld android looking at things out of their core programming
section of one of those Presidential lists with headshots for kids, the two where Trump would be are empty
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NPR @npr.org · 06/10/2026
Activists have spent the last 70 days camped around and inside a cottonwood tree right along the border, the last of a grove estimated to be up to 250 years old. (via @kjzz.org) n.pr/4hKJ79B
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At least 10 arrested at Arizona-Mexico border as 250-year-old cottonwood tree cut down for wall
Activists have spent the last 70 days camped around and inside a cottonwood tree right along the border in the tiny town of Lochiel. The tree was the last of an old grove estimated to be up to 250 years old.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
geez this looks great Yarsky
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bet we could put it all back and go farther!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes, Tesla driver, the real problem with Musk began the second he did his sieg heil and there weren't any hints of trouble before that. These stickers don't help, I think I respect more when someone swaps the badge with a clearly non-Tesla car
bumper sticker on a Tesla that says I BOUGHT THIS CAR BEFORE JAN 2025
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
arguably, though Sylvester has more area to cover, Tweety has the bigger job because well, it's a bird cage
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No Kings Comicon, on the World-Wide Web
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Hands Off NYC on Instagram: "RSVP TO SECURE YOUR SPOT! Comment “RSVP” or go to link in bio. We’re kicking off the next #NoKingsDay early with the first ever virtual NO KINGS COMIC-CON on October 15! ...
499 likes, 13 comments - handsoffnyc on October 4, 2026: "RSVP TO SECURE YOUR SPOT! Comment “RSVP” or go to link in bio. We’re kicking off the next #NoKingsDay early with the first ever virtual NO KI...
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
absolute best cosplay!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
reassuring to see that so many people had this jumpscare moment in pajamas as I did.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
someone beat me to Boondock Saints
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we HAVE all been waiting for this
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kinda brilliant? It still helps get Moreau-Brando out of my head, somewhat
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the wiki says he wanted another million because the movie was doing well, and as soon as he got the money he was very pleased with it, go figure!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👏
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also Notable for maybe the last time Brando did his job w/o being a giant weirdo about it, and the beginning of Broderick realizing he could channel Gene Wilder
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched The Freshman (1990) for the first time since it came out, and I wish Bruno Kirby had lived to lead a prestige comedy show. Bonus cast appearances by Paul Benedict as the film teacher, Bert Parks as Bert Parks
Brando, Penelope Ann Miller, Bruno Kirby, Matthew Broderick
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also do not wish to be poured into a hole in the ground
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ron somehow has a knack for finding these videos of people making choices I just cannot relate to
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nope
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thats fucked up
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@longwuzhere.bsky.social have to say, Perfect Halloween Name
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Olivia Jaimes' Nancy, on cartoonists.
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Chris Murrin @chrismurrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My very first day in L.A., visiting for internship interviews, I started my visit by dipping my toes in the Pacific Ocean in Santa Monica, and the body of a chihuahua in a noose washed up right at my feet. I’m too stupid to grasp an omen, though, and moved to L.A. anyway.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my very first day in LA I was paused in traffic on Fairfax when two road-ragin' guys got out and started shoving and screaming. At first I was aghast, like 'society is crumbling!' and after a few minutes I was annoyed that neither of them would throw a real punch
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that kid nailed the way we all look at Big Frankie
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
!!!
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵Brainiac's daugh-terrr🎵
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