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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The three stages of hair loss

Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Fighting Irish:To make sure everyone knows the origin of the name, which is both fantastic and ridiculous. The Dollop ep 318 The Fighting IrishvsThe Klan. I'm not linking to any particular podcast feed because reasons. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @jessicasmetana.bsky.social @lucyrohden.bsky.social

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Hi Todd, first time long time. Genuine question: Where do Doug and the Slugs fit in with your assessment of Canadian music all-timers?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Dear god in heaven we may actually have a functioning football team #BCLions

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

@brockway.bsky.social I read this and I loved it. My 16yo daughter finished it in a day. I explained to her that Dad kinda grew up in a similar situation and to appreciate being (lightly) smothered by her parents attention because there are other ways of growing up. Thank you

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Underrated Cultural Touchstone: The volume of sleeve tats on NLL referees. These dudes are INKED

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

For anyone interested we have some Ernie & Bert shit covering professional Lacrosse in the Great White North and I could not be happier!!

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I want to live in that section of the Star Trek universe where my appliances don't scream at me for opening the door before the predetermined cycle had finished.

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social just finished today's pod. If ASMR curling content is what you're after then try to stream The Brier (Canadian Men's Curling Championship). The winner has a near lock on winning the Worlds in Ogden at the end of March

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

@mobute.bsky.social "Donald Trump’s 47 Day Kindergarten Kombat Academy for People Who’ve Gotten DUIs on Sea-Doos..." Will you consider embroidering that onto a polo shirt in exchange for money?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

@minakimes.bsky.social For the whole of the PNW (I'm from White Rock BC) Please give a shout out to all of us from Port Hardy to Portland OR. This is a Sb for the all of us on West Coast Best Coast!!

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Mark My Words: Evangelical Christianity will ruin the NFL. The only alternative for the Secular Majority will be the CFL

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

If your AI value proposition is "This Statistical Engine Robot will remind you NOT to invite strippers to you niece's 5th birthday party" your product is...useless? I mean, at best?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Donate your car today. That's a thing you can do, donate spare vehicle you have, Right? An extra car you just have laying around doing nothing? An actual car, you can donate for charity, just...available for some weirdo with a tow truck to pick up, because you have one? Really?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

“At halftime we’re going to test everyone’s blood to see who’s The Thing..” Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

@brentbutt.bsky.social Do you think you're cursing it if you post anything about the Riders before the final whistle? Haven't heard from you all Grey Cup

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

As I have asserted for many years now: NOBODY LIKES SMARTIES Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

We're not talking enough about how the rest of Canada that does not give 2 flying fucks about the Blue Jays now gets a scant 8 weeks of Canadian Sports Media not finding it profitable to shove the fucking Blue Jays down our throat like a goose being fattened top for foil gras. See you losers in Feb

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

@davidjroth.bsky.social You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Thank you and Good Night. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff they worked hard for you tonight...

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social FILL IN THE BLANK: The promo shot of Belichick walking up the ramp, head down yet nipples prominent on his wick-away polo is... ( )

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

@dameshek.bsky.social Tonight's uniform matchup in Atlanta: "Ooh La and La" or "Over The Moon"?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social Is starting a drive insider their own 5 Dan Campbell's 1UP Mushroom?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Every introduction of a new Tim Horton's food item looks like a fraternity prank. It shouldn't be "It's Time for Tim's" it should be "Tim Hortons: WE FUCKING DARE YOU!!"

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Assembled a hockey net for the first time for the younger ones birthday gift. Got into a nice rhythm getting the nylon cord around all the mounting points. It’s essentially weaving for dudes

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Canadian MVP wins NBA Title. Now here’s Tom with the weather…

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

@davidjroth.bsky.social Are the Dodgers uniforms the result of a clipping error in Photoshop nobody bothered to correct before they went to the Embroidery Dept?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

All right, I’m drunk, and the Canucks are out of the playoffs. BC Lions don’t start until late June so I’m bored and want to start a Social media war, so here it is: Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, despise the best of intentions, absolutely sucked ass as musicians.

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Hey @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social next time you come face to face with that pudgy asshole, just punch him in the snot-box. What’s he gonna do? Seriously??

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

@edsbs If there was any owner who DARED touch the Stanley Cup before the winning captain, that person would not have enough pieces left for the family to bury with dignity

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social If this was 40 years ago, they would have shoved Mahomes into a sound booth to record a take of "Rainbow Connection" on a 45 to raise money for the local Children's Hospital

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

@shek This is a hideous uniform matchup, no?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

@davidjroth.bsky.social please please PLEASE tell me you and @iwriteok.bsky.social had a cordial chat and you’ll be making an appearance on Behind the Bastards this year…

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Me, after paying a medium $235 to speak to my dead mother:"Hi Mom! You'll be interested to know the kids also melt cheddar cheese on Triscuits in the microwave just like I did. I TOLD you time is a flat circle, but you didn't want to hear it..."

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Expedia: “Just Keep Doing What The White People Are Doing And Nobody Gets Hurt…”

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

One of these pics is someone trying to alter their appearance for legal reasons

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

We have a streaker at the Grey Cup!!!

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Raw Coconut: The only food on Earth that is only accessible via bricks

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

“Here’s what you can do to help homeless veterans” Litsten motherfucker, it is not MY job to look after homeless veterans as a cover up of the complete and utter failure of the VA to deal with homeless veterans. Do your goddamn job and look after homeless veterans you clods

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Sausages are an excellent traditional European method of preserving meats that requires me to consume them before they grow mold in my fridge

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Did PJ Fleck lose a bet with the apparel shop and was forced to dress like an exasperated caterer?

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 04/09/2024

🎶…mmmbop bap ba doowop SKIBBY-DIBBY TOILET🎶

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 19/08/2024

Now that we can get automatic transcripts of voice mails, the transliteration of Chinese spam calls are fucking hilarious

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Possibly Ham @jeffpalylyk.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

Point of Fact: If the Paris Olympics aren’t interested in featuring Francophone artists in the closing ceremonies, why the fuck should the rest of us learn French as a matter of cultural exchange?!?

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