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Joeblowandjanedoe

@jefflok.bsky.social
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Note that I've been continuously open for commissions since 2008, but have yet to receive one.

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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beautiful!
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyday, the Healthcare system in America kills 10 to 20 paperwork averse people.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haha. He was a martyr for the fight against poor aim in this country
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We dont start BASIC rifle practice in this country until the age of 12. Other countries, 8, 9... theyre shooting people in the face by 12!
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ive never found anything good in one! Always crap no one wanted anymore
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its online, too, right?
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh shoot, i was like, ill just see you next weekend
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They play to the family dog
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yards covered in rat shit. Every since the extended fam of raccoons were forcibly evicted next door, neighborhoods overrun with rabbits and rats
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Damn
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just have one request for this interview. Can you not quote me?
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As are we i suppose
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Faulty wiring boards for all. Convinced you can mess it up by turning the wheel in the same direction a whole bunch
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The only celebrity lookalikes I've ever gotten are the priest from deadwood who goes walleyed and feeble minded, and today, Bobby bouchet, Adam sandlers character from waterboy. More of like a vibe perhaps than a lookalike. I once played golf with a guy who looked exactly like Adam Sandler though
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Save money by spending more of it on these additional items
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Incidentally, so does comfort. Exponentially worsening the now even more comfortable customer base
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The problem with only giving opportunity to ppl with a certain number of followers is that you just made it exponential
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yeah i think people, also on their phones all day, relate to him, like to imagine themselves being, having the luxury to be, as funny, irreverent and out of pocket. Same, Kevin durant turning into one of the most popular nba players i think...Taylor swift? ...probly every celeb since 2010
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Agree to disagree, but I think its reason number two.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Part of me wants to achieve some level of success after 20 years of working towards it because that part thinks it would be hilarious to then immediately sabotage it.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Its recently come to my attention that people have been doing things in a different way than ive always done them, like, seriously, what the fuck are they doing, they have to stop.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Raisin' canes is great, but you ever eat at squeezin razor blades?
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saving this roadshow term for a future insult: "You Bisque headed German googly"
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
'Bisque'
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What's good David Tenant (sp?) To watch? Just watched Des. His IMDB is a mile long and its all british Tv...is he in any mike Leigh movies cause I could kill 2 birds w one stone there. Ive not seen A mike Leigh movie. Please do help me bluesky. Don't let no one reply.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hate when you wake up to find your body has drastically changed its shape in the night
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I put on katiejane garside in the backyard to keep the rats away, but it might just call them to me
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Saved 3 rats from the garbage can, whereas only days before, putting a whole loose exploded snack pack of expired non dairy bodega flan in the bottom on a hot day, I had sealed their fate! Ah, life!
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If i start doing it in the morning again or making my own ill check myself in somewhere
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Im back on the black gold after a decade off
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
His names Billy
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All AI writing reads like the same 12 year olds 5 paragraph essay
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My friend from Maine went to school with him. Stay safe. From yourself as twere
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We're surrounded! Three dimensionally!
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Net worth of every single cartoon character, I think the pink panther would surprise a lot of people
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Its a leap in production tho
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thats the ONLY questionable
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Antoine doinel series if you discount the fourth as the clip homage it is.
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mad max...name another ilogy where every entrys better than the last...
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Im excited, Its gonna make for a great limited series. So sick of rewatching chernobyl!
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Its reparations really
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The algorithm took her from me: a modern day love story in 1 part
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The reasons to throw my phone in the river mount
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I cant get assassinated for depicting the prophet Mohammed in this town
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Pm, the previous day
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The algo keeps reminding me (an insane person) that I need one of those
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Turns out its because their meal was at 4 oclock
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Joeblowandjanedoe @jefflok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The praying mantis state!
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