jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 42mthis is when they came up with liberty biberty btw. that's just what insurance execs look like now 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 54mshe walked into the plastic surgeon's office like "ok, have you ever heard of this show called the muppets?" 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 5hkermit the frog could beat the shit out of liberty biberty 140
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20hi came here to post about liberty biberty & chew bubblegum & i'm all out of bubblegum 😎 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20hif you can't handle me at my liberty you don't deserve me at my biberty 0132
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 21hher : he's probably thinking about other girls him : i think liberty biberty gave me cancer 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 21hhmm today i will post about liberty biberty on the internet 120
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22hliberty mutual advertising team sitting there like "how can we create a mascot that causes cancer" 020
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22hwhen god made me he was like "oh this one's definitely gonna be obsessed with liberty biberty. drop it" 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22houroborus but like it's liberty biberty can ya picture that one, there, big shot, huh? can ya? go ahead, punk. make. my. day. 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22hdon't ask what liberty biberty can do for you, but what you can do for liberty biberty 130
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 23hsending a culture capsule to outer space that contains nothing but a 4" by 10" portrait of liberty biberty, a half drunk red bull that's mostly backwash, & a mcrib ™️ sandwich (available for a limited time only) 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 23hthis was a whopping 42 characters above the limit for a bluesky post but i need to tell this to you guys as well. my conscience dare not let me rest otherwise. stay safe out there y'all. beware the beast & heed no mind to his wicked ways. i will be praying for all of you! 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 23hdo y'all think the liberty biberty sextape is real or ai 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026do you think when pennsylvanians die, god tells us the real reason why no one ever fixed the potholes? 030
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i don't even remember when i started doing this or if it was ironic or what but it's just how i sneeze now 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026does anyone else sneeze the melody of the yahoo theme song from the 90's? no? just me? 131
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you should listen to born to die =] 0% chance you will be disappointed 110
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026song listeners be like "hey have you listened to this have you heard this" 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dead ppl memes be like "do you even drag your ghost thru the fog bro" 030
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026evil sean paul be like "i've got the wrong temperature to shelter you from the storm" 021
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026why do i feel like hanging out with people irl am i having a stroke or something 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026shit i didn't realize the last of us had multiplayer & it's actually pretty fuckin fun 010
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026damn just finished the last of us already downloading pt 2... 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ai 'inventors' be like "what if you could download aids" 000
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 02/10/2026finally getting around to playing the last of us. this game kicks some serious ass 040
jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what if instead of the doobie brothers they were the boobie brothers and they had gargantuan honkers 131
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