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Jeff

@jeffinblue.bsky.social
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Just some guy in the Chicago suburbs trying to make sense of it all. Ahead of my time but also before my time.

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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 10h
Gillis will end up being the least famous person in the 5-timers club
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 13h
I hear more about shady bets on Kalshi and Polymarket than I do about people winning money
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 13h
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Jr.
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She could change her name to Lindsay
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I figured he needed someone with a similar name for memory-related reasons
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel like it's too much though, like one piece of flair is more effective than thirty
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So it'll be a bunch of 150-pound men threatening armbars
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sounds like a @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I propose a citywide day of mourning on Monday to honor Mike Ditka. #DaCoach #BearDown
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hot take: podcasts are supposed to be for regular people to get started creating media, not for celebrities to phone it in
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then you lose your AI job and your kid feels a closer bond to your AI double than to you and who's artificial now
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's like a phishing scam but she's using her real name
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sky Daddy. 31K ratings on Goodreads, 3.79 stars average
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All the people proud they never heard of "Choosin' Texas" should check out "Snakeskin Boots" youtu.be/0n5_EWUHhS4?...
youtu.be
Miranda Lambert, Ella Langley - Snakeskin Boots (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by mirandalambertVEVO
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luckily I have better things to do
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not a polling organization but I think you are determined to dismiss it no matter how I respond
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many is he discouraging from voting this year or in 2028? The midterms are one month away. One month! That's really influential timing. He's rich enough for politics to not affect him but the rest of us need all the help we can get
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe he was roommates with Ted Cruz
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just realized I'm paying a tariff on a product I ordered. Republicans ruin everything they touch.
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's kind of like being told that the meaning of life is 42
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They'll call it a university but it will just be multiplication tables and basic grammar and spelling
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Smile High Club
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In addition to the moral choice, he also literally chose his advisors
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not just racially biased but accidentally racially biased
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't decide if defunding college humanities programs + AI will lead to more failed artists turned right-wing villains, or if it will put the artist career path so far out of reach that no one will have the ambition
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plus, do more than a handful of rituals and that hand has to be full of scars
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I agree, the policy to not award posthumously can have the effect of distorting the facts. I don't think they claim to be the final word on it, but some take it that way
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Slayyyter's Lollapalooza set is on YouTube now: youtu.be/hcI9si8tY8M?...
youtu.be
Slayyyter - Live at Lollapalooza 2026
YouTube video by slayyyter
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Closes the door... until the next update to the court. The court makeup now is extreme, but it could get more extreme. He could retire and be replaced by someone who would overturn it
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder if he ever connected the dots between his major and his income
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All that effort bloggers put into creating linked text...
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember listening to that when I was in college in the 2000's with my first always-on ethernet connection. I would listen to the top 40 every week and also some of the late night shows which would be in US evenings.
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weird how all the high T alpha males all think in lockstep
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if he's ever going to ramble out state secrets
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought they were herbivores
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There could be an opportunity here—handle is not taken on Bluesky yet
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there a way to disallow reskeets? I'm tired of scam accounts reposting my posts for attention. It's always a new account so blocking won't help
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Instead of changing the clocks, we should just decrease the school and work day proportionally based on the amount of daylight per day
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny because public relations is his only real talent
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a favorite:
A piece of candy corn looking at self in a mirror: "Well, I like me."
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about the I Don't Care Bear? Could that be a thing or
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure some publications will do like they do now: "He was a real estate mogul and reality TV host turned unconventional president. His enduring legacy includes many devoted followers who supported his aim to make America great again."
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seems that Carmen Sandiego... [puts on sunglasses] ...stole your heart
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because a reader can be aware of the stakes generally, but not the specific risks or suffering, or that it's a 24/7 risk
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for this, and for facilitating the discussion! I got behind on this book, too, but I'm still working on it. I was thinking recently that James shows how the stakes were much different for James than for Huck. As much as it might be assumed that people know, it helps to see it spelled out
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please add. Will the schedule end by October 31?
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always question if those could be malicious in any way. Though I had two cases with two separate email addresses where I was added to financial planning discussions. I had to reply in those cases and request that they not share anything confidential. One guy didn't believe that I wasn't his kid
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Jeff @jeffinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And to clarify, I'm not talking about AI artists on Spotify, I'm talking about the uniquely tailored musical experience in the OP
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