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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 6h

It’s worth noting that while in Florida, Pete Rose reportedly once ordered a 14-year-old delivered to his hotel. That might be why Trump likes him

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am hereby declaring it; If you wish to remake a horror classic, you must first get approval from the Council Of Mikes. Mike Flanagan and Mike P. Nelson. They’ve mastered the art of the remake/reboot and must be called into conference whenever one is considered

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He’s still the same guy he always was, suckling at the Trump Teat

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Three years ago tonight, Mutilator 2 premiered at Joe Bobs Jamboree. Im proud to have produced that film. That film also led me to a pretty cool group of people. If I met you at the Jamboree that year, happy anniversary. Miss you all.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do I have any friends who are attending the Austin Film Fest later this month? I was the First AD on a comedy having its premiere there (“The Toast”) and I can’t attend. Dying to know how it turned out, because it was one of my favorite experiences on a film set.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Look for somewhere between 30-45 flipped seats in the house

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Something something very few cases by Easter something….

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*Self-made playlists don’t count. It’s gotta be a regular radio station or at least satellite radio, where you don’t have any control over the playlist.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know you’ve lived a fun life when you can drive for 90 minutes and every single band you hear on the radio is one that you’ve seen in concert.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have now seen the Sex Pistols perform live in two different centuries.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mark, I apologize on behalf of my state. We all deserve better than this idiot

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean…he is right. I hate Jon Husted and Vivek Ramaswamy and I’m gonna go out and vote Just not the way he wants me to

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh, I know. Lifelong Browns fan. Trust me, I know.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank god Ohio State won. I was completely unprepared to live in a world where the Browns have a better record than the Buckeyes

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Ohio State Buckeyes are currently beating the Atlanta Hawks, 17-6 at halftime

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You’re never gonna see it coming, but I think this is a prequel to “It”. I’ve been called crazy, but that’s what it looks like to me!

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Joe Bob used to play it during his live show How Rednecks Saved Hollywood.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Now watching FROZEN. No, not the musical one. The good one, where a character named Joe Lynch yells at a guy named Joe Lynch on a ski lift.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Somebody must have told him at halftime. He’s been getting it right in the third quarter.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I promise you, if we all start calling it “si” (as in the Spanish word for yes), he’ll stop saying it and go back to AI

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe they all went to Maryland to see the lady Hawkeyes?

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Even Charles Barkley would say that’s over the line

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m just sayin, I would take you to Cleveland

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey, that was supposed to be a private DM!

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Same guy just compared a Miami (OH) wideout to Jamaar Chase. Three times. Simma down now.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hears something about an injury on his running okay but nothing confirmed

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Commentator on ESPN+ just said the Miami (OH)/Cincinnati rivalry compares to The Game between Ohio State and ❌ichigan. Yeah. Sure. That’s why it’s being broadcast on ESPN+

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Am I crazy, or did Chris Henry Jr catch a TD in the first game as well?

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m dying to see it. I got to work on WRONG TURN with Mike P Nelson and just fell in love with his filmmaking style. He brings something digital to every film he makes.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There is nobody you love as much as Taylor

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is my next show. That do anything for ya?

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How to get @barelyashley.bsky.social to fall for you; Step 1: Show her your Ticketmaster history Step 2: Make sure it looks like this…

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not doing drugs. They’re not addictive and are easy to quit Hell, I’ve quit drugs at least twenty times in the past two years. That’s how non-addictive they are

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every time South Park refers to itself as South America, we giggle. That’s never going to not be funny.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We’re all in agreement that this new policy is because Trump fucked a dog, right?

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The owner of the Bengals once turned off the stadium’s cold water fountains when the temperatures were in the high 80s, then jacked up the price of bottled water.

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just stay away from the Burnt Offerings series. That’s mine. I called dibs!

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Scary Jeff From Spooky Ohio @jefffromohio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Same. And cheering against them until they rid my city of that creature playing QB

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