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Jeff Folmsbee

@jefffolmsbee.bsky.social
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Filmmaker producer director shooter showrunner sea kayaker whateverer. Mostly a reply guy if I think I can bring something to the table. That's where my best jokes are, not sassy enough to "post." Samples of work vimeo.com/jefffolmsbee

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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 9h
Totally. That combined with the heavily painted face. It's almost like the 1960 Nixon Kennedy debate where all Kennedy had to do was stand there to win.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 9h
M mmk ppl ,
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 10h
@decervelage.bsky.social your birthday wishes to David Hemming yesterday inspired me to do an homage to Blow Up today in my rock garden.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 10h
Your birthday wishes to David Hemming inspired me to do an homage to Blow Up today in my rock garden. I hope you like it.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 10h
There was a time when screaming with a little too much oomph when you won the New Hampshire Primary would kill a political career. Sigh.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Interesting. Could be a coincidence. For me I think Antonio is interested in how if you blow up a photograph big enough it can actually undermine reality.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We don't talk enough about Blow Up (1966.) Saw it in the seventies and didn't stop thinking about it for decades. Be a great triple bill with Mickey One (1965) and The Conversation (1974) too.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hair's gotta be washed, nails need to be burnished, he'll understand.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But his dank memes!
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chick magnet, too.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my case, I got out of the car (ex-pat now in Costa Rica.)
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck yeah.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying this here and I really don't think that's fair. Mark Burnett was making a reality show. Reality shows are never real, they are scripted to make mindless TV that appeals to the lowest common denominator. He was doing his job. Sadly his formula worked. Too well.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had an office on the 4th floor of the Brill Building (NW corner 49th/B'way) 1983-ish with windows overlooking B'way & illegally lived in it for about a year and absolutely loved it, all to say I will never tire of archival photos of Times Square.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It must be fun to just make up shit all the time and be so stupid and clinically insane that you actually believe it. Fun for him anyway.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good to know. Ftr I'm not an expert on mental disabilities, that's why I said she *presented* that way -- that's how she came off -- not that she was. It wasn't a diagnosis. + I'd like to note that in my opinion IQ's are so culturally biased they are next to useless. I test as a genius. I'm not.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks for the offer but after giving it some thought I've decided I'm comfortable with the digital record of our exchange remaining intact. I wasn't using the phrase in a derogatory way. I am sorry I offended you, that's why I apologized, & am good with leaving it at that.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The flying monkeys haunt me to this day.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sorry, I'm old. When I knew this person that was the medical term for her mental disability. I should know better.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I knew somebody who tested at 80 & she presented as genuinely mentally retarded. He just strikes me as really, really stupid. Hence my guess.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My guess is 85.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not to be a nihilist but who *isn't* a terrorist state these days? USA and Israel certainly are. First state that comes to mind who isn't is Iran...
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vai does a great job pretending to be humiliated by his own track, reminded me of Colbert's "worthy opponent" bit on The Colbert Report.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry for being old and slow but are people ironically pretending not to know that's a 45 adapter for a 33 turntable or do they really not know?
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa is the only Republican I like.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An extremely high compliment, deserved. Museum is super cool, film is fucking great. Reminds me, just as Billy Wilder is King of last lines (shut up and deal; nobody's perfect) Walter Matthau is the king of last looks. SPOILER ALERT don't watch this clip if you haven't seen the movie!
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure he's the most vile human being to ever walk the earth.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let us also note his "peekaboo" nickname for James is his clever way of calling her a deeply racist slur that rhymes with that word. And so it goes.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sigh. I mean I knew he's stupid, IQ probably 85-ish, certainly below average, vocabulary at the 5th grade level etc., but I just don't get how he functions being *this* stupid. How he keeps track of his scams, how he manages his lawyers keeping him out of jail... I just don't get it.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder how many of those 50 are Frat Bros. Anticipating that most were, I think a good place to begin to is to ban Frats altogether. Just fuck them.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but who arrests him? He owns the DOJ. We're not signatories to the ICC. Clearly he is an insane, dangerous monster. But seems like, if nothing else, this whole thing has revealed that our system has absolutely no mechanism to deal with it as long as the Republican party exists.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fan-tastic.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry sweetie. Sucks when things suck.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LET'S GO, LESBIANS!* _______& *in the Billy Eichner sense of lesbian, all are invited.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I supposed to care?
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't get why you think a blue wave would change anything. Plenty of powerful Dems in the files. Moneyed interests are what suppress accountability & that's not an exclusively Republican thing.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one cares but gonna brag (to the empty universe) I've never ever used AI other than when a Google search lands me there. I admit I scan that (before seeking other sources) cuz it's in front of me. Otherwise fuggedaboutit. Again, understood: no one cares.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Richest man in world can't figure out T shirt size is Large, not Medium.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1975, Freshman at college: same. One night I randomly landed on his show on my AM transistor radio & from then on would listen to him every night as I fell asleep. Didn't even know his name till years later but there was no mistaking that voice, those cadences, those stories.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only if you're ready to dance it in. www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
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I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar · Jonathan Richman I, Jonathan ℗ 2002 Craft Recordings., Distributed by Concord. Released on: 1992-01-01 Recording Engineer: John Girton Background Vocalist: Scot Woodland Background Vocalist: Josef Marc Background Vocalist: Ned Claflin Vocalist, Composer Lyricist: Jonathan Richman Background Vocalist: Tom Nelson Producer: Brennan Totten Auto-generated by YouTube.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why Rape Is Bad, an essay.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh good God the mother fucker is actually demanding he & his oompa-loopas have a right to use the N word. Be a shame if his stupid cars start getting defaced & catch on fire more than usual.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was a bump for me today, I saw two hits. Obviously it's not a trend, that was Froomkin's point. Now why don't you go and find somebody else's parade to rain on, okay?
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay maybe 'bump' is an overstatement but I did see this from Dan Froomkin this morning. presswatchers.org/2026/09/dona...
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Donald Trump is an idiot, and the mainstream press is covering up for him | Press Watch
He does incredibly stupid things and doesn’t understand basic concepts, for starters
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am enjoying the recent bump in media mentions of how, in addition to the sociopathy, criminality, mental illness and general vileness, the big thing about Trump is how stupid he is. Just mind-bogglingly stupid.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember it well. A bit saccharine to my 11 year old taste but then as now irresistibly catchy. And who knew Archie could sing?
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eating the cats and dogs wasn't so coherent either when you stop to think about it.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
True he's always been this way but I wouldn't call them moral choices, more like lizard brain reflexes.
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice thread! Here's something we did on yodeling around the turn of the 21st century. The tradition lives on. This clip should be cued to 16:23,, if it's not, go to there. vimeo.com/41042051?sha...
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egg: How To Be Happy
An episode from egg the arts show executive produced and co-created by Jeff Folmsbee, Series Producer and co-creator Mark Mannucci, Supervising Editor Tom Patterson, Story Editor Beth Levison, Coordin...
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Jeff Folmsbee @jefffolmsbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kind of like a Graceland in reverse, the indigenous folks appropriating the western dude's thing. Fantastic.
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