Sign in

Jefferson Elbert

@jeffelbert.bsky.social
47 followers 82 following 54 posts

Who am I? Reason, why? Always confusing my inner sight. Think of me, and you'll see this crazy mind of mine.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Copa Além da Copa @copaalemdacopa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Enquanto o Manchester City se vê enrolado com 114 condenações por violar regras financeiras da Premier League, o clube recebe nesta quarta o PSG pela Champions League. Momento pra refletir sobre as semelhanças e diferenças entre os dois principais clubes comandados por países do Golfo.
141
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Ursula Dorada @sulamoon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mas não, IA é só uma ferramenta confia (original: www.instagram.com/p/DeeWVNTsKJu/ )
721013436
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026
Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/
Comic: Rejected Space Mission Profiles. (1) Jupiter Rover [rover falling through clouds screaming AAAAA!] (2) Voyager 2 Orbiter [Small spacecraft orbiting the space probe] (3) Crewed Pluto Flyby [Spacecraft passing planets. Voice from inside says, “Uh, bye, I guess.”] (4) Neptune Core Return [Rocket pulling core out of planet which is dragging the surface of the planet with it.]
433769527
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
0681234
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Vice de Jair Bolsonaro, Hamilton Mourão foi o único senador que votou contra o fim da escala 6x1. Lembrem disso semana que vem.
03911
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Hurt people hurt people" is an explanation for harm, not an excuse for harm as we often use it as. Even if you are the victim of abuse, that does not excuse you doing abuse in return. Shit like that is what ideologies like Zionism are built on. We only break abuse cycles through accountability.
19788143
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frank Carter deixou mais um recado nas redes sociais em nome do Sex Pistols.
0133
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Cris @crisvector.com · 07/10/2026
Se o Lula chegasse e falasse "Temos uma maioria no congresso e Senado e agora vamos mudar a Constituição" não teria UM jornal deixando de chamar as pessoas pra rua.
8802196
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
2153077
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Carapanã @carapanarana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
O @opaulomm.bsky.social perdeu a paciência.
Tweet de Paulo Motoryn
Sim, Glenn. A mídia brasileira está noticiando que houve, de fato, uma operação. O que você omite de forma canalha e mau caráter: nenhuma suspeita foi confirmada e nenhuma ligação com facções foi identificada. Se o Brasil fosse uma ditadura como você diz, você já estaria preso.
627655
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Carapanã @carapanarana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Psyop confirmada. O ex-jornalista gringo está tentando forçar uma versão mais elegante desse golpe das facções. Inacreditável o quanto ele definhou.
431259
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rebirth. 🎨
095
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Sabrina Fernandes @sabrinafernandes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
O termo técnico pra descrever o Augusto Cury é muito interessante, não sei se vocês sabem. Mas ele é um grande representante da política biruleibe. Uma política de pano de fundo de direita? Sim. Mas caracteristicamente biruleibe.
1235645
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Magnesio #BORALULA @magnesio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chegou tarde…
362426566
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
O MOA dos debates.
0138
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
473071395
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Erahsto Felício @erahsfeliz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coisas do fascismo
212130
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
385653671
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
al'ein @pirataria.online · 28/09/2026
CNBB: vamos votar considerando a democracia e a defesa dos mais vulneráveis. Flávio: a CNBB está fazendo campanha para o PT. olha bicho... é você quem tá falando.
5873196
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
0165
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fenômeno social: nas últimas horas, o pessoal que votou no cara do slogan "Deus acima de todos" começou a achar ruim colocar religião na política. 👀
0258
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
91121682104
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"We never play to segregated audiences and we aren't going to start now" — John Lennon
04619
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IT'S A TIE BALLGAME. 📺 #NOvsDET on FOX
041
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Van do Halen - #cadeiaparaBolsonaro @vandohalen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Repórteres do Multishow na cobertura do Rock in Rio é tipo os repórteres da Cazé TV na cobertura da Copa. Boboalegrismo cultural.
0187
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Copa Além da Copa @copaalemdacopa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Só uma vez um presidente em exercício disputou a reeleição, mas perdeu. Poderíamos estar falando do Brasil, mas estamos falando da FIFA: aconteceu em 1974, quando Stanley Rous foi derrotado por João Havelange.
1131
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No, Trump is definitely NOT helping you with "the weather", Mr. @americanair.bsky.social guy.
1513334
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
35136944968
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
1557378
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 17/08/2026
A Hogwarts Legacy sequel is officially in development. gameinformer.com/2026/08/17/a...
17112310
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Within Temptation @wtofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It started in Brazil, and it never got quieter. Every field, every sunset, every crowd singing it back louder than we could play it. This summer was yours. Thank you for all of it. 🖤 youtu.be/XYpN58s1dkc
youtu.be
Within Temptation — Bangers Open Air, Brasil | Summer 2026 Recap
YouTube video by Within Temptation
2338
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Copa Além da Copa @copaalemdacopa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Morreu ontem aos 84 anos de idade Ratko Mladic, "o açougueiro da Bósnia", principal responsável pelo Massacre de Srebrenica. A torcida do Estrela Vermelha, em grande parte ligada ao nacionalismo sérvio, prestou sua homenagem com uma faixa que dizia "General: Eterna glória e agradecimento".
1213
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/08/2026
It’s a point that has been made before: These people are here without authorization only because the administration revoked it. It is as if Trump were somehow to strip citizenship from every Democrat.
481573435
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Cantadas NFL ®🏈🏈 @cantadasnfl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Uma das maiores aspas já ditas em língua portuguesa
011
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Cantadas NFL ®🏈🏈 @cantadasnfl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tão falando do Sertanejo como se a Ana Castela fosse pro show numa Kombi dos 80 e o palco fosse um pedaço de madeira com uma lona em cima
001
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Saints Brasil @saintsbrasil09.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
E lá vamos nos começar a nossa pre temporada. Que Deus nos abençoe e nos proteja. Hehe
001
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 13/08/2026
Twitch can go fuck themselves off a sea cliff for this absolute horseshit. So glad we have plentiful options when it comes to major platforms to post our content to so we can continue to afford to live.
212314
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Special thanks to the person who played Total Eclipse of the Heart on their phone at the crucial moment.
1339626
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Notice for cat owners: Your cat will expect breakfast to be served as soon as the eclipse is over.
403227529
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't be like Trump #eclipse
20920132
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/08/2026
Trick Play xkcd.com/3282/
Comic. [diagram of a football field with people on each team represented as O or X. Arrows and dotted lines between players indicate passing or dribbling, but at one point a player simultaneously passes to two different players who both shoot at the goal; the goalie can only defend against one.] [caption] The math department team’s opponents hate it when Banach passes to Tarski.
161578160
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Rodrigo De Giuli @degiuli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Estou rindo disso há um tempão, não tenho maturidade.
Pintura do filósofo, poeta, historiador e diplomata Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli com o rosto maquiado e a legenda escrita “Maquiável”
31538437
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Neminha 🦇👻💀⚰️ @nemanema.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Essa publicação do TRE de Alagoas, muito perfeita hahahahaha
12902271
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The most deserving day for the most deserving person Drew Brees is officially in the @ProFootballHOF 🐐
051
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The modern conservative hates winning more than losing. There are no games journalists left, all the devs have been fired and everyone in a position of influence is terrified of offending reactionaries. They got what they asked for, and they still hate it! Because a woman said a thing!
343292640
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
& we sure do love Drew.
062
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Our favorite song isn't for everyone 😂
0162
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Drew Brees: Forever a Saint. Forever our quarterback. Forever a Hall of Famer ⚜️
001
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"New Orleans ... You trusted me with the soul of the city, and I would’ve died to protect that calling." 📺 @ProFootballHOF Enshrinement on ESPN/NFLN
03511
Reposted by Jefferson Elbert
New Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Sean Payton got a lot of credit, I got a lot of credit, Mickey Loomis, you did not get enough credit." 👏 📺 @ProFootballHOF Enshrinement on ESPN/NFLN
022