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Jeff Hobbs

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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 15h
The cars should start launching over each other
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 17h
I remember when ordering something from Amazon meant you'd get it during the daytime, versus now where a harried driver screeches to a rolling stop at 9:45pm and throws the item in an overhand pass nearish to the front porch
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
King wrote that in the three days after Cujo in a cocaine-induced haze
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kalolyne
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
boooo to LLM art 👎
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get a grip
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The future is golden
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you Maya
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I may have also gone to that clown college
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Credit card company fees make this untenable and unprofitable for the news provider unless several small/one dollar fees can be lashed together; this is why Apple waited a few days to bill when selling individual tracks in iTunes, so they could actually make money on purchases
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fermata
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the most vitally important parts of vibe coding is to know when to stop
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the most vitally important parts of vibe coding is to know when to stop
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, I sort of get it? It is objectively easier to Statler & Waldorf modern political state than it is to “do the work”, and there is a class of people who exclusively hang out on the balcony
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy sucks
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Peee-yew this guy STINKS
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today was a good day
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is ok. Everything that touches Warner Bros withers and dies
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be great if NONE of the ingredients were potatoes
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your charts are literally on Poob
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's really good!
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[FINISHING BOX OF HIGHLY DISCOUNTED “LAMBADA” CEREAL] exactly
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kevin Maguire facial expressions remain undefeated
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate this guy irrationally
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time for the Homenoise Effects Black Lodge pedal
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you're one of THREE, making this a challenging costume to pull off
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're never a burden when you bear the bestofthepioneervalley.com
The only thing that made my experience unbearable was my server. Carissa constantly made me feel like a burden for asking for a new marg. Come ON Carissa.
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is wildly naive
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every local brewery has that room you wander into which makes you wonder if the space used to be a veterinarian practice
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vas du feely?
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BEARD STAYS YOU GO
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoping Samuel hangs dong. Praying, really
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Impossible
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remove the mystery in your life when you only visit the bestinthepioneervalley.com
covered in urine and other mystery puddles
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This sets an example alright
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If anyone could bring that to us, it's Meta
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and a fantastic Charles Atlas callback to boot
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to be fair this is easily the most fun thing to do in Lowell Massachusetts
Morrissey touching the grave of Jack Kerouac, meaningfully
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure. Why not.
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the better to check their shoes
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad, slow, minor-key Eddie Murphy
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cube is fine. Do not worry about the cube
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Everything I Did” and it’s a blank book available at checkout
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news, the fall window display for Pipione’s is here
Front of Pipione’s Sport Shop in Turners Falls, MA
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too soon, spoilers much??
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2 more to go
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Jeff Hobbs @jeffehobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every Dinosaur Jr. magazine article I have ever read
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