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Jefferson Friedman

@jeffeff.bsky.social
160 followers 348 following 22 posts

Writes music for things you watch; Harley Quinn, Helluva Boss and etc.; enjoys making up songs about and singing them to my dog; God of Putting on Pants; Cream of the Crop

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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And Hoover is average, lol. Getting ahead of the inevitable comparison, I see.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man, selling your soul really makes you look old.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nah, it just takes a long time to sage a building that big.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@michellegoldberg.bsky.social It’s pronounced /trôf/.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Also, tell your friend, @nicollewallace.bsky.social, IT’S PRONOUNCED “politiCIZation,” not “politiTIZation.” Because if it were “polititization,” it would be “politits.” Sadly, @marcelias.bsky.social makes this mistake as well.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Nothing says “connected to the common man” like pronouncing it KAY-FOB. @atrupar.com
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You know what, Luke Russert? Maybe if our party’s talking heads and their producers took five seconds to find out how “kayfabe” is pronounced, you might start bringing professional wrestling fans over. #kayfabe
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
STEAK 'N SHAKE IMPLEMENTS REAL INGREDIENTS IN MENU
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Cohort” is the word you were searching for tonight.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Lol, not a metaphor. Have you ever watched Derren Brown?
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I call these “legacy school shooting victims.”
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It’s absurdly terrifying and it’s terrifyingly absurd and that’s exactly what they want.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Literally any movie that was in rotation on HBO in the 80s.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Can anyone who studies Italian linguistics confirm that “Ma dai!” is a minced oath for “Madonna!”?
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I thought you weren’t supposed to use the word you’re defining in its definition, @merriam-webster.com. #usedto
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What we felt was velocity was actually acceleration.
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Aww geez. Thx!
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
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Jefferson Friedman @jeffeff.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
lnk.to/KmMJdxSW
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