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Multiple contest-winning screenwriter and novelist linktr.ee/jeffcross5000

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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again my #book Broken Hero has been shortlisted by #wattpad. Enjoy! www.wattpad.com/story/362544... #fiction
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Broken Hero - Jeff Cross - Wattpad
Shortlisted in the 2025 Wattys. Massachusetts State Police Trooper First Class Kevin Thornton joined the force for all the wrong reasons, and as such he's done...
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember how the nation came together after #September11? Yeah, neither do I. #neverforget #neverforgive youtu.be/H-CAcdta_8I
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Falwell and Robertson on The 700 Club after 9/11
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ICE finally did something right for once: www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yi...
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Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
Far-right political commentator and deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in ICE custody, the agency's database shows.
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#dollyparton will be long remembered: youtu.be/mBC_uB4UBzs
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The Orville: Dolly Parton Speech
YouTube video by No Watermark Clips
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A somber Black Tot Day to those who observe #rum #blacktotday
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So @garfieldthecat.bsky.social is real. #lolcats #caturday #catsofbluesky
An orange tabby cat eats lasagna straight from the pan like the cartoon character Garfield
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The duet you never knew you needed to refresh your timeline: youtu.be/Y_-MVFF-VLQ
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Big cats gonna cat. #caturday #lolcats #catsofbluesky
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You buy a Ferrari because you want to be somebody. You but a Lamborghini because you are somebody. You buy a Cybertruck because you want your mom to think you’re cool.
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve heard of jackelopes but this is a new one. #lolcats #catsofbluesky
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You can’t spell “Catholic” without “holy cat.” #catsofbluesky #lolcats
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
#Stpatricksday youtu.be/KxNqD4ed1Lc
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This Irish Pub Rock Mix Feels Like Ireland Itself 🍀🔥 (1 Hour)
YouTube video by Celtic Pub Brotherhood
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Remembering their previous status as deities: youtube.com/shorts/Crf_D... #lolcats #catsofbluesky #caturday
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Cats react to Egyptian music
YouTube video by TruthisNear(WabbitHole)
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Praise the Lord!” #lolcats #catsofbluesky
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m confused: shouldn’t Sheridan be Danny rather than Jesse? #babylon5 #fullhouse youtu.be/4k31JRmxmWY
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Babylon 5 Season 2 - Full House Intro
YouTube video by busdriverbuddha
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Because we desperately need a timeline refreshing: youtu.be/RT7o9OqBulw
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Seamus the Goat Funny Irish Pub Song 🍺🐐
YouTube video by Shamrocks & Shenanigans
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You’ve earned a timeline refreshing. Enjoy this; they give the Dropkick Murphys a run for their money. youtu.be/7xt6PQ_tDsk
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The Celtic Rock Song That’ll Make You Raise the Irish Flag High!
YouTube video by Celtic Pub Brotherhood
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The only people who want that ballroom are the ones who didn’t go to prom.
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a man in a suit says prove me wrong in a netflix ad
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
On a more positive note: my novel Broken Hero is shortlisted for the 2025 Wattys: www.wattpad.com/story/362544... #books
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Broken Hero - Jeff Cross - Wattpad
Massachusetts State Police Trooper First Class Kevin Thornton joined the force for all the wrong reasons, and as such he's done so little that the only promoti...
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I am #JimmyKimmel
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a man in a suit and tie is peeking through a hole in a wall
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A dignified Black Tot Day to those who celebrate. #blacktotday #rum
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a man in a pirate costume is looking at a woman 's face .
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#catsofbluesky #lolcats #caturday youtube.com/shorts/hICEs...
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They are just bigger cats🐱#cat #cats #fyp #funny
YouTube video by WhiskersNinjaKitty
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
#catsofbluesky #caturday
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“I fits so I sits.” #caturday #lolcats #catsofbluesky #bigcats #lion
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#popeleoxiv
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two men in suits and hats are standing in an elevator with the words we 're on a mission from god
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“I not only can has cheeseburger, I will has cheeseburger.” #lolcats #caturday #catsofbluesky www.tiktok.com/@roscos169/v...
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#catsoftiktok #cat #fyp
TikTok video by roscos169
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Happy #firstcontactday to those who celebrate: youtu.be/RVir8VfIiBg #startrek
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Star Trek Phoenix Flight (Star Trek First Contact & Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride)
YouTube video by MrCgrimm
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The good life is wasted on the rich.
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Remember that #egg #heist and how silly it sounded? Try it with #chewinggum www.wattpad.com/story/357362... #book #novel #caper
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Gumrunners - Jeff Cross - WattpadWpReadWpRead
In 1992, chewing gum was banned in Singapore. In 2004, that ban was repealed. Here's why. --- Bored office temp Jake Cafferty reluctantly agrees to help his cr...
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s 1700 hours somewhere #petehegseth youtu.be/FYDrzG4gxhw
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HOT NEW SINGLE - Hegseth's Army
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Following up on #meangirls
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If you liked that #eggheist then try a chewing gum heist: www.wattpad.com/story/357362... #book
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Gumrunners - Jeff Cross - WattpadWpReadWpRead
In 1992, chewing gum was banned in Singapore. In 2004, that ban was repealed. Here's why. --- Bored office temp Jake Cafferty reluctantly agrees to help his cr...
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Now please hear me out on all of this #gulfofmexico folderol...
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“No fish!? NO FURTHER!” #lolcats #catsofbluesky www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPF...
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Would you still want to take this train if this happened?
YouTube video by Diorama restaurant ジオラマ食堂
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s been 24 hours. The war in Ukraine isn’t over. Gasoline isn’t less than $1/gallon. Eggs aren’t less than $1/dozen. Promises made, promises broken. #trumpisafailure #trumpisunfitforoffice
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a red skull with the words " you are failing " on the bottom
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Big or small, cats are pescatarians: youtu.be/yTvC2HSfitE #caturday #lolcats #catsofbluesky
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Do BIG CATS Like Fish?
YouTube video by Big Cat Rescue
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Is Cat Buddhist or is Cat samurai? #caturday #catsofbluesky
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A #seashanty for #caturday: youtu.be/dN3wEdK_vxw?... #catsofbluesky
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Trailer Park Boys - The Kittyman Sea Shanty
YouTube video by Trailer Park Boys
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Every #johnlecarre novel ever
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Serialized fiction—get it while it’s hot! jeffcross5000.wordpress.com
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Jeff Cross
The Great American Dime Novelist
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You can add ethics to the list.
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Jeff Cross @jeffcross5000.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Care for some serialized fiction? www.wattpad.com/user/jeffcro...
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Jeff Cross (@jeffcross5000) - Wattpad
The Great American Dime Novelist 4 Works, 2 Followers
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