Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I’m at the NWA Book Fest today! Come see me if you’re in the area. 020 2
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If you’re going to be in the area on the 27th, come see me and other great authors and vendors! 020 2
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 22/07/2025“Your Highness, you drive our forces too hard. Our omelette forces are lagging behind.” “How disappointing, General. You told me these were 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Got some sweet merch! Pic courtesy of a fan in St. Louis. www.redbubble.com/people/think... 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 20/05/20251. This has never happened to me 2. I am desperately afraid this will happen to me 110 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Look at the insane way that my phone decided to voice to text the word “papal“ 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 15/04/2025“The Second Coming” By William Butler Yeats 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 10/04/2025If you leave a tennis ball out in the sun for a week during a full moon, it hatches into this 100 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I improved a sign someone hung up in the men’s room 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 13/02/2025When someone asks you to name a Pokémon 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Me: I shouldn’t stay up late, I have to get up early tomorrow Also me: 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I cannot draw a circle very well. Lumpy, incomplete connection. 6/10 circle. 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Facebook has declared Nazis are fine on their website. This showed up unprompted in my feed. What are we even doing? 020 2
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Civilization peaked when electronics were encased in colorful translucent plastic. 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025[Looking over the top of my glasses with undisguised condescension] It’s pronounced cuh-LON-ul. It’s a military rank. 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Got told I woke up with Heatmiser hair, so time to slick it back 021 2
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 22/12/2024And thus I must open a can of biscuits every day barehanded 150 5
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Me huddled in my closet waiting for Santa to take my offering of milk and cookies and get out of my house 010 1
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I need to have a word with the #duolingo art team What are yall doing over there 181 8
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Me after five minutes of trying something new and not being immediately good at it 040 4
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If you ever get mad at me, this is what you’re getting mad at 000 0
Jeff Ayers, author @jeffayerswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Heavy is the head that wears the crown. 030 3
