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Jeff Green

@jeffagreen.bsky.social
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Go nuts. Go wild. I no longer give a fuck.

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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What does this say about the home of the flee and home of the rich?
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Got married to my best friend. Her girlfriend also got married to her best friend. Great day, all around. Also, I didn't have to wear shoes.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Rescuing some is enough Love abounds and rescues Don't let your excuse Keep you from rescuing Amory and Mama Scruff (her name is now Slinky)
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This, right here. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Feeling cute, might delete later.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or <<the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances>>
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#Oregon #noKings
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings
A true young man holding up an amazing sign at a No Kings protest: "If I want the government in my Uterus, I'd fuck a Senator."
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sup.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is him, blissful in sand, in the same goddamned hole that his sister buried him in. It was a lot of fun watching him try to get out of the sand without help.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I saw the latest video from Practical Engineering and immediately thought of this picture. Despite what you might think, he dug this whole entirely by himself.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is the heaven of sleepy pets I have been relegated to.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Whatcha doin?
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You do not deserve to be this content.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
O'casional flower
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Reflections. #blueskyartshow
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Late night rain. #blueskyartshow
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
When we move, we will bring this kind of thing back.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Since I am going to be a passenger on a flight to Haneda in a few months, I thought it would make sense to do it in a simulator first. ... I am looking forward to my first time in Japan.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I feel that something is a bit off with my hand.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Forgot I had pictures of this place. This is on the "Hobbit Trail" on the west coast of Oregon. I didn't take any pictures of the little bowers along the trail, but this is on the downslope heading to the beach. That's my little dog (now deceased) in the pumpkin costume.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Metal puppy.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Hello. I am busy worshipping the pink god.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Listening to Opera, I asked my dogs if they like opera.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Not... Quite.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This snowman is still going strong.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Not mine but I had to share.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There is an entirely unacceptable level of things on my door.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I love my old cat enough to edit pictures of them.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Cartoon with four panels.  First panel is a wolf declaring to a group of sheep: "Everybody knows I don't eat sheep."  Next panel is that wolf devouring sheep and says to the remaining sheep: "In fact, I eat way less sheep than anybody." Third panel, he says to the sheep: "I have a fabulous relationship with the sheep." and the sheep respond "He'll protect us from the sheep eaters."  Last panel, a mom is shown reading this story to her child, and the child says: "Oh c'mon Mom! Nobody is THAT dumb!"
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I'm not sure how I feel about being sniffed by a drawing.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I didn't vote for Bigotry Barbie.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's disheartening to know that a lot of the people who I thought took their own pictures didn't. I will never post pictures I haven't taken myself. Here's a selfie from when I used to think I was attractive a couple years ago.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's harder to read as you get older.
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Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I still don't know where that line came from.
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