Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025@blight-wolf.bsky.social if you would of learned English I might be interested. 010
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Day 104. I'm not sure if anyone will see this. If you can go back in time to undo this timeline, please do. Go back and kill him. You know who I mean. Go back and kill Me. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025What does this say about the home of the flee and home of the rich? 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025We name our pets, but we never wonder about how they name themselves. I love Slinky because she slinks and is adorable. But who are we to name her? She could be Grorg The Terrible in her mind. I should be bowing before her. But she does love the loves I give her. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I do not understand why there is any debate about our Felon-In-Chief. He's fundamentally onboard with the GOP - Guardians of Pedophiles. Clearly and obviously linked with the most monstrous convicted pedophile, EVER. I suppose I must be glad that his base is finally onboard with the rest of us. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I see you hiding over there, pretending that no one would notice. I see you. Despite what you might think, given the distance, that I have no love for you. Let me correct that. I love you. Random Internet Stranger. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I ask myself, all the time, what do I not know. I'd like to know what you do, that I don't know. Illuminate me. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025My partner and I made our signs for the #nokings protest tomorrow. 010
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Today, and every day for the last few months, for some of us, have been rather stressful. I'd like to offer a counterpoint, and someone you have definitely never heard of. I enjoy her music every day. It's my personal private meditative space. youtu.be/bUiNh2sEhM0?...youtu.beThe Sun Comes Up: Improv 2.260 (Ogden lever harpYouTube video by The Improvyssey 010
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025This is moving and eloquent. youtu.be/xNN4y4aOHZc?...youtu.beLiberal Like a BadgeYouTube video by Robert Arnold 020
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I am disappointed by the lack of good merchandizing in regards to the anti fascist movement. Where is my anti fascist hoodie? All of my grandfathers fought in a war against the fascists, I demand a good hoodie. Oh, right, patriotism is now synonymous with Trump. The coward who never went to war. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Telling someone the truth and telling someone what they want to hear are two entirely different things. I wish that were not true, but it is. Thus, the current divide, between us. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Got married to my best friend. Her girlfriend also got married to her best friend. Great day, all around. Also, I didn't have to wear shoes. 030
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I've been saying this since it happened. Why the fuck do people give a shit about this fascist bigot. I care about children, the disenfranchised and all the people who are shunted to the side without regard for their basic humanity. Where the hell did the United States I grew up in go? 000
Reposted by Jeff GreenGothmog, a Balrog of Morgoth @gothmogabalrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Helldivers, Gothmog be with you. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 011
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025MFW I realize I've been posting on my novelty account instead of this one for a couple of weeks... 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I'm watching Tron: Legacy right now, and realizing that Tron: Ares still doesn't have a solid release date. I wonder why.... 030
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2025#bigbrother Season 1 - Episode 15, where they do the mock trial is absolutely fantastic. The rest of the season is rather... icky and weird, but this episode is somehow wonderful. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I'm watching Big Brother season 1 all over again. It's an old friend, from when the cameras were raw, the guests were innocent, and Julie didn't get compliments. #bb27 150
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or <<the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances>> 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I suspended my Bluesky account because I didn't feel like this was a place where my voice could truly be heard, but after today, that feeling has changed. I'm tired of these motherfucking fascists on this motherfucking country. 010
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I don't think that I had "Watch Sailor Moon for the first time" on my bingo card, and yet, here we are. 200
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I handed over the photo, in exchange for 4 weeks of food. "handle it carefully, that's a picture of my dogs playing in the grass". I had hundreds more but I will eventually run out. Handing out memories is almost as sweet as handing out candy used to be. 100
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I saw the latest video from Practical Engineering and immediately thought of this picture. Despite what you might think, he dug this whole entirely by himself. 200
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Is there a word for when you stand up, ready to go, with egg in your hand, and instead of shoving it in your opponents face, you instead shove it *IN YOUR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID*? Is there a name for that? I just did that. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. 100
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025This is the heaven of sleepy pets I have been relegated to. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025My uncle Bobby was the fundamental reason that I got into computer science in the first place. He was the gayest motherfucker I have ever known and I admire him deeply. He brought his boyfriend Steve to Java, and we had a grand old time with his sister, my Mom. 100
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025After closely analyzing and staring at his crotch, I am pretty sure that Donald Glover has no dick. Evidence the first: This is America. I dare you to stare at his crotch and find any evidence of a penis. Evidence the Second: Look at his crotch in pretty much every episode of Community. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I just want to shout out @marisakabas.bsky.social as the bravest person I currently know. She's doing the work of a real journalist with almost none of the pay. I support her by paying for her newsletter. Do you? 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Most of the posts that were too obscure and possibly irrelevant you would never see, as I have deleted them. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Call me cray cray if you want, but I think that The Woman in The House Across the Street from The Girl in The Window will pair perfectly with Stranger Than Fiction. Like a lovely chianti and some fava beans. 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I thoroughly miss the Celebrity Deathmatch and Robot Chicken level of satire. Where did it go? 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I am flabbergasted at how good The Studio on Apple is. I just started watching it on a lark, but it's surprisingly deep and quite a send up of Hollywood. 010
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Have you ever met someone who would exceed and succeed? 000
Jeff Green @jeffagreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Unhinged LinkedIn messages gang, represent. Anyone? Please? 000
