Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 3hThe Elmwood Special, from Elmwood Subs. Omg it is lorge 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10hHappy National Opossum Day to those who celebrate! 150 5
Reposted by Jef PoskanzerJorro @jorro.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21h#zelensky #datacenters #politicalhumor 013 3
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19hThe master's social media will never dismantle the master's house. 002 2
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20hGolden Gate Sunset 17oct2026 The annual Golden Gate Sunset season started tonight, with the viewing point near the Ashby freeway exit. You can find each night's spot using my map: acme.com/jef/ggs 1145 14
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h@lowqualityfacts This is like Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's Disease. What are the odds?? 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026SF Chronicle: Matt Dorsey's signature Cash Not Drugs program is defunct. His 2024 Measure F would have been "fiscally ruinous", would not have worked, and was soundly defeated. He is a major culture war troll on X. Therefore, we endorse Matt Dorsey for District 6 Supervisor. 001 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026@rollovereasy ⭐️ ⭐️: Roxie Food Center 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026@rollovereasy Found a pic of Sequoia's baby 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026JUSTICE FOR HEEHAW www.fox5atlanta.com/news/heehaw-don…fox5atlanta.comHeeHaw donkey shooting: Cedartown officer seeks lawsuit dismissalOfficer Trenton Ryan Garner is asking a federal judge to dismiss a civil rights lawsuit over the fatal shooting of HeeHaw, a miniature donkey. 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026The Leap Second is dead. Say hello to the Leap Hour! www.scientificamerican.com/article/…scientificamerican.comScientists just voted to redefine how the world keeps timeA new system, called the “leap hour,” will allow Earth’s rotation and official time to fall out of alignment by a full hour 010 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026If someone likes big butts, what is the conditional probability that they cannot lie? 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026@sarahjeong.bsky.social Thoughtful thread. For a while I continued visiting X for a much simpler reason: stealing jokes to repost over here. But after a while there were no more jokes over there. 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026@rollovereasy Yesterday near Crockett I saw a "ghost bike" memorial with a sign saying "[Sequoia's real name]" - you're still alive, right? Just checking. 010 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Satellite pix show a nifty cloud eddy off Point Reyes right now. I wonder if this is a sign of the wind shift bringing Diablo Winds tomorrow. 122 2
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Ukraine should treat Musk as an enemy combatant. 002 2
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026"As smoking makes a comeback among Silicon Valley founders and engineers, Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar says some AI researchers are lighting up to signal their belief that the technology will cure cancer, calling it a form of 'mass psychosis.'" […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026@mikeolson Oh I just realized this was a little hint that I FORGOT TO POST THE LINK IN THE BLOG POST. Fixed now. 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Mortadella sandwich, from Lucia's in Crockett 010 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Happy Igneous People's Day to those who celebrate 010 1
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Drivers who see a bicyclist waiting at a stop sign and wave them into traffic Drivers who don't see bicylists Pedestrians who see a bicyclist and stop in the middle of the crosswalk Bicyclists salmoning the wrong way in a protected bike lane Bicyclists yelling at me for salmoning because they […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026I returned to Twitter/X recently. I'm not going to post a multi-thousand word justification for it. The reason can easily fit into a toot: I wanted to download my tweet archive from before it became a Nazi bar. Now that I have the archive, there's no reason for me to ever visit there again. 240 4
Reposted by Jef PoskanzerJon S. von Tetzchner @jon.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026More and more sites are having to set up defenses from AI bots. It is costly to provide online services and they were not built for bots. One can say that the AI companies are performing a global denial of service attack, which incurs costs to all of their competitors, as well as the rest of […]social.vivaldi.netOriginal post on social.vivaldi.net 5949 49
Reposted by Jef Poskanzertante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026"I find it both astounding yet also entirely expected that we are now years into the AI bubble and everything coming out of it still looks like complete shit. And will continue to do so: these companies can iterate and tweak all they want, tell us this is the future for as long as they want and […]tldr.nettime.orgOriginal post on tldr.nettime.org 0519 19
Reposted by Jef Poskanzerhighly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Happy to announce that the “buddha” character has been successfully adapted for a US audience 1610 10
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026@0xabad1dea Well now I want an Odin suit 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Leaves are turning Summer is done Gourds are decorative It's time for 0131 13
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026@tomjennings Tempted to stay alive that long just so I can say I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO 000 0
Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Years ago I noticed how the times of day that right-wing trolls were active looked a lot like Moscow working hours. And also how occasionally when I replied to them in Russian, they replied back to me in Russian too. When I talked about this, I was called paranoid. Freely admitted; doesn't mean […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 3516 16