jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 22/04/2025‘chef’ (2014) is such a perfect time capsule for how good and legitimately useful social media used to be 040
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 28/03/2025AI: here is what you’d look like in a stolen art style 💩 TV writers this month: here are four hour-long oners deconstructing masculinity in the digital age, a meta-satire of oners, whip-pans, and bookends which uses all three, and a season finale with ethical conundrums and a marching band ✏️🔥 130
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 26/03/2025opening every social media app and seeing everyone posting ghibli rip-off selfies from the new chatgpt 040
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 23/03/2025having the time of my life at a birthday party in a restaurant where the music is playing from a spotify jam (alt, indie, disco, etc.) and the TV is showing norteño/corrido videos on mute, and we’re cheering every time the vibe or beat of the song matches with the aesthetic or cuts of the videos 000
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 21/03/2025‘severance’ teaching me new words like ‘a series of unfortunate events’ did when i was a kid 092
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 20/03/2025believe the hype re: ‘adolescence’ on netflix. 10/10 miniseries. fits into the ‘black mirror’ box as a cautionary tale about the influence of the internet on kids’ minds. astounding acting. and all four episodes being shot with ZERO cuts (not even hidden) isn’t just a gimmick — it MAKES the show. 120
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/03/2025it’s time for us to do away with ‘compartmentalise’ and ‘classify’ and other such frivolous synonyms, and just roll with ‘pigeonhole’ for everything 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 10/03/2025if you saw me planning a heist to steal the pigeon costume from the production warehouse for ‘mickey 17’, no you didn’t 010
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 20/02/2025imposter syndrome but instead of feeling like you don’t know enough about the industry you’re trying to get into, you feel like you know too much about the industry you’re in but never really aspired to be a part of 031
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 20/02/2025don’t let me join your spotify jam if you don’t want me to queue the music from fireworks factory off the ost for spyro the dragon 3 year of the dragon 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 13/02/2025if you try to tell me my writing looks AI-generated because i use em dashes with abandon, i shall embark upon a journey of delving into the rich tapestry of punching you in the face 040
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 11/02/2025oh hell yeah, basically anything with animals, books, or artefacts 010
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 11/02/2025love that there’s now a slew of movies and shows coming out set in the late 2000s and early 2010s so i can regale everyone around me about the minutiae of early smartphone user interface design 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 11/02/2025the secret to happiness is unfollowing everyone on social media EXCEPT museums and zoos 330
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 09/02/2025at a quinceañera right now with a little bowl of nuts to snack on, so every time the tíos flip open their wallet-style phone cases to snap pics of the night’s proceedings, i appear in the background popping a cashew 000
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 16/01/2025before you judge me, try walking a mile in my yellow submarine crocs 140
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 14/01/2025just mistyped ‘acquainted’ as ‘aquatained’ and it got me thinking: ‘aqua-tainer’ would be a sick name for a water bottle searched it and, alas, there’s already a camping brand with such a product which begs the question: did the product come first, or were they inspired after making the same typo 240
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 09/01/2025my ghost will appreciate the errors — traces of humanity, marks of focus snatched by grief 000
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 09/01/2025this thought alone has made me stubborn enough to live forever; i can simply never die if the concept of someone generating an AI obituary about me is a possibility 000
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 09/01/2025new greatest fear is dying and having someone write an obituary for me using chatgpt 081
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 07/01/2025we talk about the algorithm like it’s so clever but really it’s just “i see you liked a photo of some pizza, i will now show you ads for pizza” like lmao congrats little algo do you want a medal 050
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 31/12/2024as the apocalypse struck at midnight on new year’s eve 2024, the four horsemen came riding out of the smoke, and as the dust settled, the steeds upon which they galloped became clear: a capybara, a baby hippo, a hyrax, and a fluffy penguin 010
Reposted by jeevesjeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 15/11/2024me [watching a fight break out at the billiards tournament, upset that people are using my equipment as weapons, but glad i have an excuse to leave]: that’s my cue 4327
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 24/12/2024wild that my last two skeets have been — with no prior planning — inspired by the intersection of ferrero rochers and capitalism 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 24/12/2024popped open the ferrero rochers and there are QR codes on the bottoms of the little paper cups is nothing safe from ads 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 17/12/2024they say “capitalism breeds innovation,” meanwhile capitalism will be like “here is a ferrero rocher cake, it is just a regular cake with a single ferrero rocher on top” 050
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 15/12/2024thought i couldn’t get more radicalised against AI, then i saw the ‘remaster’ of daft punk’s ‘interstella 5555’ at the cinema, looks like mud lmao, a disgrace to leiji matsumoto’s legacy 050
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 13/12/2024astro bot scoring game of the year is the biggest “hell yeah” ever, now greenlight 12 sequels please and thanks, sony 020
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/12/2024every few weeks, cinépolis drop shockingly high-effort themed lettermarks for new movie releases — they’re always so fun, and showcase strong long-term vision and these are just the static versions — most are fully-animated renders, and run during screening pre-rolls 010
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/12/2024the old cinépolis logo also had two elements: a nod to film (the strips), and the star (cool, but inessential) the new one KEPT the nod to film, and bid adieu to the star BUT it also gained something: a lettermark. the ‘C’ can stand by itself. and as a framing device, it’s been an all-time great 100
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/12/2024the rebrand keeps the least important element, and not even in a recognisable way, NOR a functional one — alone, it just looks like a spring or a squiggle, and as a framing device, it’s not got the easiest-to-work-with geometry 100
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/12/2024the old cinemex logo had two elements: a nod to film (the strips), and the ‘globe’ shape the new mark LOSES the nod to film, but clings to the ‘globe coil’ for no good reason 100
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 12/12/2024cinemex’s desire to move away from film strip imagery is (mostly) understandable but when cinépolis did it (abandoning a cool negative-space star along the way... we all have to make sacrifices) they chipped through the ‘C’ as a nod to film projection — subtle, but so effective 100
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 29/11/2024shoutout to little stones on the ground at festivals, love pressing my feet into you when i've been standing up for six hours 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 29/11/2024email marketers [writing the first line of an announcement for something that has never previously been revealed and which absolutely nobody was anticipating]: “the wait is finally over!” 022
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 29/11/2024you gotta leave 25% of your popcorn on the canadian side every time you cross the line 130
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 28/11/2024the cinema itself is so, so cool, but that tagline? astounding. and the visual branding, with typography that (quite poetically) straddles the line between the old (classical forms) and the new (the responsive ‘H’ as a framing device, with subtly-animated boil lines no less! look closely)? god-tier. 030
jeeves @jeeves.jeeves.design · 28/11/2024extremely cool branding/copywriting/cinema/geography thing: a movie theatre that sits on the US/canada border just got a rebrand (by montreal studio ‘harrison fun’), with the tagline: ‘the only cinema in the USA without a screen’ because the seats are in the US, but the screen is canada perfect 612028
