Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 21hFarage looks tired. Perhaps he should just leave the immensely popular Reform business to one of his many competent acolytes. He can then just relax in the Brexit paradise he so dearly wanted and helped create. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You might like this from Adam Macqueens book "Lies of the Land" showing how much Jeffrey Archer's pants were on fire. All the time. Got it off of his feed. 000
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Deranged US President says he is ok with Los Angeles being taken out AI bosses say it has a 10-25% chance of destroying the world Cat saves family of four from house fire. Technician dies after accident in Russian plague lab I made one of these facts up. It was unfortunately the cat one. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is excellent. May I add: All walk and no pie makes Fatboy Slim 070
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026www.newsbiscuit.com/post/ai-has-... That's it folks, let's wrap it up, we're done here...newsbiscuit.comAI has discovered all jokes and comedy has now been completedIt has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left. All humour is now just Gemini copies of a Claude version of a Co-pilot reproduction of a r... 000
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It would be pretty wonderful in the unlikely event I happened to bump into Ted Danson, the following exchange happened: Me: You Danson? Him: You askin’? Me: I’m askin’. Him: Then I’m Danson. 131
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MacDonalds in the US are trying “Dynamic Pricing”. In Europe, they call that a “Ripoff with cheese”. Because of the legal system. 221
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you say "deterrent level" I assume you meant a wooden plank in the town square as a warning to others. 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Solid prison time for the Chief Financial Officer. Proper long sentence, might prevent it happening again. Or dock Everton 10 points. 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No amount of polishing will make Man City's silverware clean now. Luckily nothing like this will ever happen again. #ManCityGuilty 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not try to save it in a spreadsheet format, you could end up with a Bully Excel. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The US war with Iran is still not a war. It is a Military Engagement, which is like they are fully committed, but not yet set a date for war, and can maybe break things off if they have second thoughts, but can they do any better, and they might just have to settle with what they’ve got in the end. 110
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.newsbiscuit.com/post/extremi... It's been a while since I've contributed anything to NewsBiscuit and to society in general, so have this.newsbiscuit.comExtremist RNLI and the Pakistani Cricket team feel full wrath of 'Patriots'Idiot groups of awful people are waging war on the extremist lifesaving RNLI and the Pakistani Cricket team. 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ha, that's excellent. Not to boast, but I saw Nectar of the Goddess in Hebden Bridge before they went mainstream. Their lead singer, Rosy Pashmina went on to form Rumpled Velvet. 130
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Now try to get the image out your head of Farage being double donated to by two crypto pricks 000
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not sure I can make the Nightmare Before Christmas... (Replying to myself like absolute mad man) #ASongOrMovieForBeingHesitant 011
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can maybe do Friday the 13th #ASongOrMovieForBeingHesitant 131
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026God's Holy Trousers... Yes... That is so lame. They should have gone with "oil". 110
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The film Avatar is so unquotable, I can’t recall a single decent line from it. This annoyed me even more when I just remembered that the amazing Sigourney Weaver is in it… 110
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With Trump clearly trying to bribe voters $5000 to vote for him, I suggest Democrats offer to pay voters double what Trump will give them. Double nothing is still nothing. #maths 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dammit, I didn't know this was a series, I've only seen the last one. Does anyone know the best streaming service that I can start watching from Withnail and A? 1121
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026But did you see it in full IMAX 70mm format as Nolan intended? 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Neat, reminded me of a PC game called Firewatch. In a good way. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026UEFA have just presented Infantino with the Noble Fuck Off prize. Fantastic scenes out there. 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This awful Market Manipulation with Iran could easily expand into a World Market Manipulation, the likes of which we have never seen before. A Market Manipulation so large it will be called the Great Market Manipulation, perhaps the Market Manipulation to end all Market Manipulations. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Should the boss get a bonus for use of double entendres? I'd give 'em one. Snarf snarf 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...I had to look it up on Duck Duck Google. 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'll have what she's having, but as a side next to my steak. 130
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026That's the way I want to die. Two months before an elephant tramples my remains. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"How's fast is it spreading Sherlock?" "It's exponentially my dear Watson." (Yeah, I know he nevva said that) 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I checked this, turns out I had forgotten about Wilfred Dysentery-Bothends. Didn't serve a full term. 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Imagine being the first US president to have a diarrhea named after you. 272
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I've bin thinking about Count Binface a lot and I reckon he needs a walk out tune for debates. I suggest "One week" by The Bare Naked Ladies. Just the first two words on repeat. 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026What about trying "Did Donald Trump win the 2020 election?" Might force a response that looks bad either way... Pass this on to Ossoff, cheers. 000
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Can you confirm if your first name is indeed "Binnymuck"? 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Has-been: Noun used informally to describe a person that is no longer as effective, popular, successful, or relevant as they once were Has bin. Ownership of a bin Do with this information what you want #Clactonchoices 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That funny guy in the kitchen at that party ages ago that you then never heard of again 130
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Count Binface has stood for elections in London, Richmond and Makerfield. Definitely bin around the block a few times. Bin around.... Jeez ....Tough crowd. 020
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026So they beat a bunch of Norwegians and then lost to the French? Ominous. 010
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hopefully The Count will see this, but if they reveal that their first name is "Binnymuck", then they would get a MASSIVE boost in support. Big Count Binface fan. It's bin emotional. 120
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Probably would have loved the idea of being flown around in a ship called SLAVE 1. 170
Jeef @jeefdavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Rarely agree with Farage, but looked up the dictionary definition: Establishment noun (es·tab·lish·ment) Someone with a bin on their head 240
