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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"'Apollo Creed' ... what an apt name for you, my friend. The sun god whose radiance we all swear by. We remember you for that, & not the hubris of picking a fight with He-Man's metal-fisted ally."

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ... & have him convince my boxing friend that fighting Rocky is not the same as fighting Fisto.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This PERVERT combined the White Sox & Phillies jerseys, & is getting OFF at all of us WATCHING! 🤢😡

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Maybe Mitch McConnell actually did die, & is now being played by Jerry Lee Lewis. (Who faked his own death.)

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ( ... & ask the baby if he shot first.)

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of the old *Colbert Report* books has a sassy-looking photo of Newt Gingrich. The caption says: "Girlfriend, do you think this much neck fat just *happens*?"

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does dinky diet designation on Dirty Dew do drinkers dirty?

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New Weird Al just dropped: "WANGO TANGO, YOU GOT RANGO'D"

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Businesses & institutions in my town put out hay bales to decorate every Fall. The instant I spotted one made up like Mike Wazowski, the Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" began on my playlist.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Them sons of BITCHES at Mountain Dew are sneaking Minions into this studio, now!"

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He does not see any humor in Mr. Burns' management.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nobody has ever seen these two Everett Trues in the same room. (And they're *both* cantankerous & funny...)

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"In the [3rd divorce] property settlement, Mike Warnke was awarded whatever property was located at the condo where he was staying, his motorcycle, & visiting rights to the horses." - p. 30

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My brain is making the chorus of the this Spinners song morph into the chorus of this Judas Priest song.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Macarangus was the Nineties way to check in with your body.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"The hunks in my town are doing a plot on me ... I sure hope I get back soon from this really hard Odyssey!" ... that was a poem by Homer Sampras. Hi! I'm Dr. Steve Brule ...

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I briefly helped Dolly Parton's childhood literacy efforts, making sure every book distributed had been signed by Rolling Stones bassist Darryl Jones. Dolly asked me personally, via backwards messages in her music. Unfortunately, her people told me it was, "Unnecessary, & becoming a hindrance."

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Three Stooges, on the run, ruining Mike Pence's new business.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Shaq makes anyone look like a child by comparison. But poor Nick Van Exel (center) looks like a dang fetus.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When the 1972 Rolling Stones tour ran into air travel problems, this guy's collar was standing by.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at Stones bassist Darryl Jones, & this lady looks at the camera while meeting Lemmy.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 for The End of Oak Street. Throw in a ✋ to point to which part of 1982 Michigan you're from. Since it's the year & state I was born, it feels like a special version of Jurassic Park made just for Baby Boy Me.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's the *Brady Bunch* episode where they go to Hawaii & find that necklace that curses everybody.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I bought some old vinyl 45's yesterday that don't have protective sleeves. Only thing to do is tack 'em to a bulletin board. Then, when I want to listen, pull them off the wall like horseshoes.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Track 100 of a 100-song Everly Bros. CD collection.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

@vicbergeriv.bsky.social showed us how much Ronnie Wood licks his lips. And Ronnie is also a painter. I'm not saying all the licking comes from taking swigs of paint. But I'm not *not* saying that...

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

*Beggars Banquet* > *Let It Bleed* > *Sticky Fingers* > *Exile on Main Street* SMASHING! *Black & Blue* CRACKERJACK!

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

One reason The Pep Boys have staying power is that they have names. The California Raisins might have been just as big, for just as long, if we knew what to call each of them.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I'm conflicted about new SW. Re-watching the Obi-Wan TV series, & eating it up. But fearing the characters are being given adventures that re-writes what we thought we knew. When we see Alec Guinness fight Vader, the drama is in the assumption that they haven't seen each other since Ep. III.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Maybe POTUS is sporting Perry Johnson hair to troll him for losing the MI gubernatorial primary to John James.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"President Trump saw the meme I made of the Doodle Dots shitting on John McCain's grave, & has endorsed my campaign!"

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

New Prodcast, name of: Creepypasta Papa

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

With all doo respect, there is only one cartoon God wants to watch with us.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Matrix can arrest men. It cannot arrest ankle maxing.

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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Remember "The Old Man" episode of *Seinfeld*? One of the "valuable old jazz records" that Kramer & Newman haul away from that horrible old coot's apartment is The Rolling Stones' *Emotional Rescue* (1980). I guess he had frequented Studio 54 back in the day.