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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"'Apollo Creed' ... what an apt name for you, my friend. The sun god whose radiance we all swear by. We remember you for that, & not the hubris of picking a fight with He-Man's metal-fisted ally."
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ... & have him convince my boxing friend that fighting Rocky is not the same as fighting Fisto.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This PERVERT combined the White Sox & Phillies jerseys, & is getting OFF at all of us WATCHING! 🤢😡
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude, we got a Dell! Dell dude, you got corpse lady from *The Shining*!
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell actually did die, & is now being played by Jerry Lee Lewis. (Who faked his own death.)
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY ( ... & ask the baby if he shot first.)
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VHS porn & cyber porn shake hands. #TurkingtonToTayne
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Paul Rudd as Scott Lang: Employee of the Century
ALT: Paul Rudd as Scott Lang: Employee of the Century
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Growing up intrumentalized by Evangelical homeschooling and then losing my faith broke me of wanting "success" or "importance." Now I just want to be able to have a quiet life where I can drink coffee with my wife, because nothing really matters in the end.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neil Young looking very old at Farm Aid, but no star of that generation was ever less pop or trendy, anyway.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does dinky diet designation on Dirty Dew do drinkers dirty?
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're not forgetting POTUS' homicidal negligence during COVID. We're not forgetting Hal Willner tweeting out a final goodbye from NYC. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO8l...
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U2 - Song For Hal
YouTube video by U2VEVO
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Weird Al just dropped: "WANGO TANGO, YOU GOT RANGO'D"
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When a box set is pricey, record companies will sometimes sweeten the deal with liner notes by someone from *Young Sheldon*. pitchfork.com/story/tom-pe...
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Tom Petty’s Origins Explored in New 1970s-Era Box Set
Watch a video for the unreleased “Parade of Loons,” from Petty and the Heartbreakers’ 5xLP Origins 1971-1978
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There *has* to be a better way to describe this kind of defensive skill. Right? x.com/Pistons__Tal...
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Pistons Talk (@Pistons__Talk) on X
I don’t know if we will ever see a rim protector like Ben Wallace again.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Mr. Shawn, your neighbor ran a gynecologists' office out of the basement of his brownstone, & you DIDN'T find ANYTHING suspicious?"
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you think they explored each others' bodies?
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Businesses & institutions in my town put out hay bales to decorate every Fall. The instant I spotted one made up like Mike Wazowski, the Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" began on my playlist.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Straight Republican♂️view♀️as objects, but closeted ones are misogynistic in a less-obvious way. No romantic interest in♀️, in a culture run by the other kind of♂️. Indifference to protecting them, or holding predators accountable. A wife is just a beard. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People who found Colonel Kurtz difficult & complicated should've dealt him through his understanding wife, Swooshie.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Dennis Miller voice:) "By the year 2026, the Nirvana baby's gonna be 35 years old. How's this for a midlife crisis: A naked man swimming after that dollar down the Strait of Hormuz!"
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Them sons of BITCHES at Mountain Dew are sneaking Minions into this studio, now!"
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I was pretending to know the origin of "no white after Labor Day", I would say it was created by the U.S. (tennis) Open to distinguish itself from Wimbledon.
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Andre Agassi Kisses the Net
ALT: Andre Agassi Kisses the Net
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nobody has ever seen these two Everett Trues in the same room. (And they're *both* cantankerous & funny...)
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way Beaver Cleaver looks out the back window of the car, to make sure it's safe for Ward to back out of the driveway.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Homes with excess pipes & ducts can use them to construct a lady.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"In the [3rd divorce] property settlement, Mike Warnke was awarded whatever property was located at the condo where he was staying, his motorcycle, & visiting rights to the horses." - p. 30
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Never let Daisy see you sweat.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mr. Cooper has the grumpiest, most irritable breakfast ever in this intro. Only to walk out the door, adjust his tie, & give the camera a big, beaming smile.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My brain is making the chorus of the this Spinners song morph into the chorus of this Judas Priest song.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Macarangus was the Nineties way to check in with your body.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"The hunks in my town are doing a plot on me ... I sure hope I get back soon from this really hard Odyssey!" ... that was a poem by Homer Sampras. Hi! I'm Dr. Steve Brule ...
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Larry Fine gets his hair wet just over a minute into this, & looks like Robert DeNiro in *Cape Fear*. www.youtube.com/watch?v=btKr...
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THREE STOOGES - False Alarms - Ep. 17
YouTube video by The Three Stooges+
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The original Bibleman costume was not that great.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I briefly helped Dolly Parton's childhood literacy efforts, making sure every book distributed had been signed by Rolling Stones bassist Darryl Jones. Dolly asked me personally, via backwards messages in her music. Unfortunately, her people told me it was, "Unnecessary, & becoming a hindrance."
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My first🔽exposure to Dolly's songwriting, outside "9 to 5" & Whitney H.'s version of "I Will Always❤️You". Hadn't even heard "Jolene" yet. Old Country is powerful, & often overlooked youtube.com/watch?v=P1YnrqAHcqQ&time_continue=6&source_ve_path=NzY3NTg&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2F
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Grateful Dead - Tomorrow Is Forever 9/26/72
YouTube video by Bill Gray
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has *Star Wars* the brand destroyed *Star Wars* the groundbreaking film, causing it to no longer exists as an historical document? This video boils down a bunch of arcane nerd lore down to one simple question. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWg...
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The Original Star Wars Cut That Disappeared Forever
YouTube video by Golden Flicker
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You're not fooling anyone. We know it's you, Jared.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Three Stooges, on the run, ruining Mike Pence's new business.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shaq makes anyone look like a child by comparison. But poor Nick Van Exel (center) looks like a dang fetus.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Once in a while, YouTube will drop things in your lap that you forgot you wanted to see. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL9W...
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Pull My Daisy - Robert Frank (1959)
YouTube video by Barbas Poéticas
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the 1972 Rolling Stones tour ran into air travel problems, this guy's collar was standing by.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at Stones bassist Darryl Jones, & this lady looks at the camera while meeting Lemmy.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Mysteries" ... that's it. Not, "Murders". Why did I think a priest was helping to solve a murder every week? It wasn't *Murder, She Wrote*.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm going to pretend this is that old show called, *Father Dowling (Downing?) Murders*.
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Dr. Christ @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 for The End of Oak Street. Throw in a ✋ to point to which part of 1982 Michigan you're from. Since it's the year & state I was born, it feels like a special version of Jurassic Park made just for Baby Boy Me.
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