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War n’ Oats

@jedgeco.bsky.social

204 followers 295 following 2.9K posts

An innocent bystander, but somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place. And I’m down on my luck.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 2h

Not nearly hot enough to burn the Statue of Liberty

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 4h

Is he making a joke? If so, what level of X The Everything App brain rot do you need to understand it?

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 5h

Photo editor is doing a Goatse joke, right?

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 5h

Woke 1 still wild in some of these parts

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 5h

I remember this as a kid. I thought it was going to be about a beaver named Still.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 5h

Amazing how far booty technology has come in 30 years

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 7h

If they say "John Gotti," you tell them: "Rudolph Giuliani."

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 7h

Not bullish on this idea

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Human Butt" is his masterpiece

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wear it while eating something like a hot dip

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Close, but no cigar on the Pentagon

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Powerfully accepted, at levels nobody has ever seen before, or frankly, ever imagined.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

At most newer theaters, I'm pretty sure they just installed a 1.85 screen without any curtains or masking mattes, so anything else has to be "letterboxed" / "pillarboxed." It's just the theater chains cheeping out.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The latter seasons of "The Handmaid's Tale" made an art of discovering how quickly in a new season they could return to status quo after the developments of the subsequent season.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I give up, who's back?

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You can and should, but I'm afraid that war is lost.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

1000 times this. Pauline had no idea how bad it could get.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Imagine a life unencumbered by the time wasted peeling kiwifruit.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a joke about another joke:

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Traditional rules for the Epstein Island cruise

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"If there's ANYTHING I can do to be helpful let me know. Also, when I said 'anything,' what I meant was 'something from the list of things I do.'"

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I was in law school, Marshall was mostly relegated to a paragraph or two excerpt from a dissent, and professors treated his opinions as a joke: "Ha-ha, look at this old lib, libbing out in the U.S. Reports."

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bro looks like he wants to play it nice and close at an audition with Naomi Watts

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I assume they brought dave matthews to sweep up the parking lot afterwards?

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My man looks like he was conceived on a waterbed.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fantasy suite of post-Trump reforms, the "A Real Rain to Wash All This Scum Off the Streets Act"

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Might as well have wished that Stanley grow wings and fly.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's his only semi-redeemable character trait!

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Gorilla Channel story was real.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you're looking for a silver lining, most of this story is probably false because there is a 0% chance he paid attention to anything for "hours."

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's all the land was good for after the love shack was declared a Superfund site

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Totally MOGing his wife's karate instructor

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Mum-Ra

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The truth is, she’s a not very bright gal, and things got out of hand.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schmitt: "I don't think you know that we have this stuff." Same energy:

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I agree. Fuck him.

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The voters really fucked up on this one!

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh, damn, I didn't realize it was going to be OFFICIAL.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is more or less the story of the last 10 years.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But there are only 4 members of TooL, Bryan

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He should announce 10 new $15B steel mills. Announcing things is free!

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

From Dusk Till Dawn

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War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Big strong man with tears in his eyes saying, "Please Mr. Trump, win the war you already lost 6 months ago."

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not just oblivious on how to solve it, incapable because there is no solution.

War n’ Oats @jedgeco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I agree, for the next 6 months.