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joey :3

@jeauxlean.bsky.social
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i like making food and hate wearing clothes

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching the dark knight rises for some reason and anne hathaway was acting her ass off in this wtffff
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im in da coup cruisin….. i got da stolen plates…
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the shadow cast by my nipples could shelter a ladybug or some kind of small beetle from the harsh desert sun
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
carly rae jepsen is kinda canadas princess diana
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
kirby stans never lose omg we are so up
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BITCH this ocarina remake looks INSANEEEE
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my cat running directly to my bed after taking the gnarliest shart fathomable
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
using :O and -_- on sniffies i know these men are sick of me
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i feel like the semicolon should require use of the shift key instead of the colon. as it is used less often. 👍
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
chanty beluga insists upon herself. and yet i am charmed nonetheless
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if i was super monkey ball i would be in that ball playing with my pussy
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i was really into quetzals as a child because i could recognize fierce from an early age
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
thot on your body i came alive….
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i think people that eat rice cakes should be put in some kind of camp
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
god has smiled on me…… yes he has!
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ok new avatar movie was excellent but they did fail to make sokka funny unforch :/
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
should i get minoxidil to grow more chest hair
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i think gianmarco queerbaiting is fine cause hes 6’4 and hairy. like at least he had the good sense to be that.
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
god didnt give me a beautiful lush carpet of chest hair because he knew the resulting thottery would fell nations
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
people that pronounce news like nyews are doing too much
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bey said fuck the 4th of july lets talk about how horny i am when i wake up
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
please excuse my dope ass swag
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my toxoplasmosis could mean anything
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
hiii
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
house of the dragon episode 1…… girl
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
brekky sammy, donut, and large iced coffee for 6 bucks in THIS economy? tim horton i will suck you from the back animal style
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
oh my god hey youre home! cmon i just made you some spaghetti
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i think i need to suck off a guy wearing a kilt
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
if i was link i would just have really sweaty gay sex with ganondorf.
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
breath of the wild replayings is now
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i just feel like theres no way all these homemade soap small businesses are making any money. who is buying soap like that….
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
hot romanian guy from college is cutting grass with a scythe (shirtless) on his ig story. every day god tests me.
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
reading a gay romance novel for the first time, if its bad im gonna beat up a twink
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
love peruvian food cause theyre not scared to carbmax. rice and potatoes on the same plate nobody bitching and moaning about macros just real EATERS!!!
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
being high at costco makes me feel like a manlet like im a tiny little bug of a man arent i
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
when i see videos of people cooking ground beef my immediate thought is that theyre stupid as fuck and idk why
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
might fuck around and sautee a bunch of mushrooms today….
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
let it be known that i was team tiff up until the end
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i kinda never wanna eat a sandwich that isnt toasted or grilled
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
just as sweet as st lucia
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the european mind cannot comprehend the concept of breakfast for dinner
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
robin hobb looooves to use the word rebuke its on like every other page
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
kinda wanna take minoxidil but not for my head cause i look hot bald idgaf about that, what i do want is a dense forest of chest hair and also shoulder hair
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
good mornting
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
free chobanis in the work fridge i feel like gayle waters-waters
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
my nipples really make any garment i wear slutty as fuck, lowkey it is a curse
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
youre telling me this paperback is trade?
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
the worst part of living in michigan is obviously the roads/car insurance rates but a close second is that we dont have little geckos 😔
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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i can forgive an artichoke in a chicken piccata but a tomato? kill yourself dead
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