joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rewatching the dark knight rises for some reason and anne hathaway was acting her ass off in this wtffff 021
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the shadow cast by my nipples could shelter a ladybug or some kind of small beetle from the harsh desert sun 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my cat running directly to my bed after taking the gnarliest shart fathomable 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026using :O and -_- on sniffies i know these men are sick of me 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i feel like the semicolon should require use of the shift key instead of the colon. as it is used less often. 👍 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026chanty beluga insists upon herself. and yet i am charmed nonetheless 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026if i was super monkey ball i would be in that ball playing with my pussy 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i was really into quetzals as a child because i could recognize fierce from an early age 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i think people that eat rice cakes should be put in some kind of camp 040
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ok new avatar movie was excellent but they did fail to make sokka funny unforch :/ 140
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i think gianmarco queerbaiting is fine cause hes 6’4 and hairy. like at least he had the good sense to be that. 130
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026god didnt give me a beautiful lush carpet of chest hair because he knew the resulting thottery would fell nations 010
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026people that pronounce news like nyews are doing too much 000
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026bey said fuck the 4th of july lets talk about how horny i am when i wake up 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026brekky sammy, donut, and large iced coffee for 6 bucks in THIS economy? tim horton i will suck you from the back animal style 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026oh my god hey youre home! cmon i just made you some spaghetti 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 17/06/2026if i was link i would just have really sweaty gay sex with ganondorf. 050
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i just feel like theres no way all these homemade soap small businesses are making any money. who is buying soap like that…. 000
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026hot romanian guy from college is cutting grass with a scythe (shirtless) on his ig story. every day god tests me. 010
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026reading a gay romance novel for the first time, if its bad im gonna beat up a twink 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 29/05/2026love peruvian food cause theyre not scared to carbmax. rice and potatoes on the same plate nobody bitching and moaning about macros just real EATERS!!! 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 28/05/2026being high at costco makes me feel like a manlet like im a tiny little bug of a man arent i 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 23/05/2026when i see videos of people cooking ground beef my immediate thought is that theyre stupid as fuck and idk why 130
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 22/05/2026might fuck around and sautee a bunch of mushrooms today…. 130
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i kinda never wanna eat a sandwich that isnt toasted or grilled 010
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the european mind cannot comprehend the concept of breakfast for dinner 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14/05/2026robin hobb looooves to use the word rebuke its on like every other page 110
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14/05/2026kinda wanna take minoxidil but not for my head cause i look hot bald idgaf about that, what i do want is a dense forest of chest hair and also shoulder hair 120
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026free chobanis in the work fridge i feel like gayle waters-waters 030
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026my nipples really make any garment i wear slutty as fuck, lowkey it is a curse 160
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 06/05/2026the worst part of living in michigan is obviously the roads/car insurance rates but a close second is that we dont have little geckos 😔 020
joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i can forgive an artichoke in a chicken piccata but a tomato? kill yourself dead 021