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JD Yates

@jdyates.bsky.social
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Nerdy nerd being gay and doing nerd things, most frequently just idle commentary on whatever I happen to be reading/watching/playing. (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈 🤓 🖖 Dallas is home. Primarily Mastodon: @jdyates@mastodon.social

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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 17m
Oy mista you me dad doll meme
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 1h
Proof that president Bartlet knew about the Stargate: Oma Desala appears in The West Wing.
Mel Harris that played oma on SG1 making a cameo in west wing.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 7h
Speaking of corrupt billionaires: my morning walk now includes this lovely full-block construction site, formerly housing, now bulldozed for the expansion of the adjacent Crow Holdings compound. (Yes, sugar daddy of Supreme Court justices, that Crow.) 😒
Street view of a large empty lot formerly housing now construction equipment with a gaudy clock tower in the far background.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 10h
Grifter is grifting, etc… but can’t help but wonder to what extent his lawyers have considered the impact of court ordered asset forfeiture when it’s found 1) the capital improvements are illegal under emoluments or other corruption statute & 2) the taxpayer $ invested exceed his capitalised value?
Wapo notification saying trump wants to turn his golf course into new camp David.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 23h
Also, all the rest of us. 💪
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 23h
Expensive smile = sugar daddy. That’s just Twink Math. 🤷‍♂️
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 23h
Starting a campaign to get every role anyone ever wanted to give to Jonathan Majors given instead to Aaron Pierre. Hell, reshoot his filmography while we’re at it.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Season two didn’t hit as good as the first but they deserved more time to let it cook.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Extremely here for the Poorna Jaganassaince we’ve experienced this year.
Poorna jagannathan looking like a crime boss queen in deli boys
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*taking them off* don’t want no scrubs, as destiny’s children wisely said.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just had the impulse to do this the other day. You’ve saved me. 🙏
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*firing up beard trimmer* Texas.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never heard of such a thing!! 🤤
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am always saying this.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aaron Pierre’s eyes are onscreen far too often for me to be able to process anything else that’s happening. 👀
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Starting the hot space dads with cute green accessories show.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not that the Broken Earth trilogy wasn’t good, you don’t get three straight Hugos for mediocrity, but it was such an emotional beating that I’m glad to be done with it.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only way to love college sports is to know absolutely nothing about it.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, I am just called to spread the lerrrgan gospel. 🙏
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ngl i love being a faggot
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The spookiest thing about this October is that the ghouls at SCOTUS are back on the bench.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They can’t fear a chokehold that’s just gonna turn them on.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Favorite Person's Angry Dirty Look
Alt: Family guy stewie glaring
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, correct, @darthazius.bsky.social is too perfect to bully. But… who doesn’t get bullied as much as they deserve?
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what would stir the pot more? Who doesn’t get bullied enough? 🤔
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But like so bad it’s good, actually.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would do filthy things for this.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3 under the weather, so I guess it’s ok that my date for tonight has been Ghosty McGhostface… but waking up to the dulcet tones of dog 🤮 was just salt in the insulted injury… C’mon universe. 🫩
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’ll just join you, then. 🫂
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And then she shaved her head. Much to consider. 🤔
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐇 💩
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take a page from Janeway’s Playbook for How to Do Murders and bring it home!
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gentlemen(s).
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s doing literal magick.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who would chase you out of a place for this great and selfless public service?? Show me them! 😤
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wouldn’t it be so cute and fun if you just only wore these… ever??? 😂 👀
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi, I’d like to eat your cake pls. 😋
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The race for sluttiest little stache on this site is extremely crowded but yours is a top contender. 😏
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, congratulations, you’ve just invented the transitive property of knowing what everyone’s d*cks look like. 👏 👏
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Homophobia? Not in my jocktober! 😤
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I’m sorry, this isn’t a thing you get to decide. 🙂‍↔️
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never stop never stopping.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching The Grab (doc about global water and food security/food imperialism in Africa) in context of the current data center push only intensifies my rage that this is not the only thing we talk about ever. Is there any water we won’t gleefully export only to steal that belonging to someone poorer?
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s raining, Damien Rice is playing, and I am LIVING. #SADBoiFall has arrived, y’all.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starring Russell Tovey.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accurate because it starts and ends just a weird little guy.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Russos better keep our boys names out their mouths. 😤
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not the thing this face was meant to be covered in.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a bug, a featurrre.
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JD Yates @jdyates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since we can’t get them into anything else, I would like a congressional investigation into why the yogurt I buy is thinner than it was six months ago. I’m already on the Fun Free Diet, the least they can do is not shrinkflation my god damn cultured dairy products. 😤
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