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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas

@jdoogie.bsky.social
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 13h
That guy should write a book.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
League of Beleaguered Nations
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Biberty accurate angel.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to @pablo.show's episode with @rooster.info has taught me one unexpected lesson. Both Urban Meyer and Harambe have elite digging skills.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whenever we eventually hear the audio snippet of... "Rooster, I want you to now open the folder in front of you." from @pablo.show is gonna hit like the finest of recreational drugs.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's 2-2 Michigan.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is now a @dameshek.bsky.social parody account.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We just let them crash inside The Gates of Hell from week to week for tax purposes. www.atlasobscura.com/places/gates...
atlasobscura.com
Gates of Hell in Columbus
The entrance to this sinisterly named tunnel hides behind a Tim Hortons.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure that's just original formula Four Loko. We used to be a proper country.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everybody knows the real SYSTEM game is Craps.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@oohlacle.bsky.social
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But which team can afford to not be the chosen one more?
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And just like Dafoe in a dress, Pacino will have A GREAT ASS!!!!!!
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@pablo.show is on the precipice of a Michael Phelps 2008 Beijing level run this week.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Finally finished the book. 4.25 incomprehensible void-limbs out of 5. However, intimating that the Cleveland Browns eventually win a Superb Owl almost made it unreadable. It's no "One Flew Over the Cthulu's Nest", but still a definite recommend.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi I would still vote for this guy over Ted Cruz any day of the week.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An open can of mixed nut medley with all of the cashews already eaten.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎶 HEY, that's what I'm talking about!🎵
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No context @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social post. @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social So, @jasonkirk.fyi 's stomach is basically the Backrooms for any questionable gas station snacks and @mikegolicjr.bsky.social 's is Valhalla? @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Need a mutant variant cover with Man-Turf who has black rubber pellet eyes and is a literal turf monster.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is it Magik with her Limbo discs?
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@dameshek.bsky.social Just an FYI, for Mister Lister this past week, nobody remembered that the mighty Bengal tiger that represents the region of Northern Kentucky along the Ohio river is also a wingless animal mascot.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chancla/chancleta
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Isn't this just what @edsbs.bsky.social would always order from Subway?
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social No context UNC schedule breakdown.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
In The Face! Las Vegas
ALT: In The Face! Las Vegas
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@oohlacle.bsky.social
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ed Orkeron
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Burn tracking down Messi
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Simpsons: Nelson Muntz Running from Tall Man
ALT: Simpsons: Nelson Muntz Running from Tall Man
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Will you please answer that phone? We can all hear it.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Decided to try a newish pizza place nearby and looked up the Google reviews/photos. This was right up front, so I feel like you're judging my dinner selection.
Spencer Hall watches over you menacingly as you scarf down NY style pizza in central Ohio.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Politic to eat the rich, and be a beast on the pitch.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It could smell like earl grey tea. It probably doesn't, but it might.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Giving big 'Bro Explaining' vibes.
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social MASCARA CONTRA MASCARA
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Cro Magnon (modern) Man
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You ever figure out where the autograph plates were gonna be if we want a signed copy? How else will I flaunt an unearned air of superiority to other book nerds? There's dozens of us. DOZENS!
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) - You Get Nothing!
ALT: Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) - You Get Nothing!
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@oohlacle.bsky.social Another of Youngstowns finest...
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
⛽
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey look, the fuckening is happening!
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's always the people you most suspect...
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I really wish you would've slipped in Lucas Simms to the Walker game, just to be able to reference the greatest Walker, Texas Ranger clip ever. youtu.be/ebOKo96HfEM?...
youtu.be
Walker Told Me I Have Aids HD
YouTube video by BarristanSelmy1
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Mutha-Jeffin Douglas @jdoogie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@iankarmel.bsky.social I'm going with Seven. Kevin Spacey is still a human, but everybody else is a Muppet. Just so I can have the final scene with Miss Piggy's head in the box, Kermit as Brad Pitt's character, and fozzy as Morgan Freeman.
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