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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire

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jdmitchellwriter.com | An optimistic pessimist, my stories are bleakly hopeful and darkly humorous.

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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Man, this takes me back... Fantasy Empires, 1993. Pulled out this bad boy yesterday. Still fun.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Congrats on the publication; and, Mad Dog, all the way!
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
What's this, a new cover and in paperback? Order the #novella today, or get the free ebook edition by signing up for my newsletter! Or both! 😁 www.jdmitchellwriter.com/novels#red-sun #coverart #spaceopera #scifi #comedy #humor #guardiansofthegalaxy #starwars #satire #anticapitalism
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Weaponized geese. A brilliant but risky move by the Canadian Armed Forces. Let's not give them tanks, though: they're lethal enough as is. #NationalDefence #51ststate #Goose #Geese #PublicService #CivilService #Ottawa
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yes! And also:
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
International Women's Day. It exists for a reason.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Accurate.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I bet they're actually using this as a template. Who was it that said they wanted to head the Ministry of Truth a few years back? Our boring dystopia is fast becoming an interesting one. 😬
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
That I can only imagine state-ordered involuntary neuron therapy is a good indicator where I fall in this scenario. I'm avoidant for good reason. Hell, just take a look around. 😵‍💫
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just a bit of snow in Ottawa. Not pictured: the bottom 3' of my house or steps down to the drive.
A snowbound, red brick bungalow.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My favourite activity: personalized book signing. Give me a bit of background info and away I go. #booksky
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Two screens? Luxury.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas! What will it be today: Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? We're a LOTRs Christmas household.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
So true. Give an indie author a nice review this holiday season.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Now with snazzy new cover. Thanks for the rec!
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Thanks for the rec! It also has a snazzy new cover!
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Holiday water feat. vodka
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's time.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Looking for a few laughs? Message me for an eARC of my space opera novelette, Red Sun Over Silver City (15k words).
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Winter sale on Amazon! mybook.to/citadelofbureaucracy
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How do you manage writing and Warhammer? I find I don't have the energy. Sold everything but my Tyranids and this old fella.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Give them the best gift of all this year: Laughter. mybook.to/citadelofbureaucracy More retailers available at: www.jdmitchellwriter.com/novels#citad...
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sign up for my quarterly newsletter and get a free ebook tomorrow! www.jdmitchellwriter.com. I don't spam, and you can always unsubscribe. Red Sun Over Silver City is a 73-page novella full of delightful sci-fi ridiculousness. If you need a laugh (and who doesn't these days), go on, give it a go.
A simple, midnight purple line art cover depicting a red circle (sun) above a silver circle (planet) overlaid with a winking, toothless smiley, and a classic silver rocketship silhouette arcing around the planet. Titled "Red Sun Over Silver City" by "J.D. Mitchell"
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ATTENTION READERS: The ARC of my satirical space opera novelette, Red Sun Over Silver City (think Guardians of meets Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), will be available to subscribers for FREE this Monday! Sign up to receive your copy at www.jdmitchellwriter.com. Spread the word! 🚀
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This says a lot about truther mentality.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I know I keep posting this, but international book sales just make me smile.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Story submitted to @clarkesworldmagazine.com. Now we play the waiting game.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There's something existentially unsettling about the demolition of your childhood elementary school.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Commissioned concept art for my comedic space opera novelette, "Red Sun Over Silver City."
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thank you, everyone, for keeping my weird little gamebook about surviving in the Civil Service going. If the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, the price of accountability is effective bureaucracy. We're about to see that firsthand. Again. For good or ill.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Out for a walk to process the past week, wondering what I can do to bring about positive change. At the new Baseline/Woodroffe Stormwater Management Pond in Ottawa, Ontario.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Just a lowkey 2nd edition release of Springtide Harvest with amazing cover art by @StefanKoidl, better #maps, and improved interior formatting. Thanks for all your kind support, without which I wouldn't be embarking on this series!❤️🙌 #fantasy #DnD #novel #coverart
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
You don't say?
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
It's nice down in southern #Ontario.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
This #xfiles episode...I have more knowledge of quarantine procedures than these epidemiologists. Mask up, #Scully! 🤢😷😡
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
I'm with you, Judas. #TooMuchHeavenOnTheirMinds
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
It's extremely gratifying that people are still buying my weird, illustrated #gamebook about weathering the #PublicService. I wrote it because I had to; that others find it funny or cathartic is simply the best.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
I appreciate the story pathing in this #gamebook, I just wish there was more than one satisfying ending. Also, what's up with that cover?
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
This was a weird Fighting Fantasy gamebook. I'm all for the weird, and I understand what they were attempting, but the constant jumping between disconnected worlds kept me from engaging with the story. Great illustrations, though.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
The movie 12 Monkeys hits differently these days. Still holds up. I love Brad Pitt's performance.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
This was a decent entry in the series.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Shrinkflation is bullshit. 34 grams? I swear they were 100% bigger a few years back. In another six months they'll be foil-wrapped mini eggs for $3 apiece. Ridiculous.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Recently played through this Fighting Fantasy gamebook. It might have been the first I bought with my own money, and likely the most often DNF'd. It's brutal, but I finally played it through. Just don't ask if I did it fairly!
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Doctor Who. Great writing. The bastards. 😢
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Nothing says #Valentines like heart-shaped #pancakes and #startrek4thevoyagehome. We're uncomplicated people.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
This was a fun Fighting Fantasy gamebook. Call of Cthulhu meets Warhammer Fantasy meets HR Giger.
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J.D. Mitchell, 🇨🇦 Author, Spec-fic & Satire @jdmitchellwriter.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Just in time for Valentine's Day, a sweet Dungeons & Dragons map. Guardian Angel not included. 🙃 t.co/ugeFjcVacA
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