Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Any reason why Lacey isn’t being brought on? Best attacker in the last game 🤷♂️ 230
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So those 2 points are nearly a 100k difference in rank. Obviously where we’re ranked will make a difference 001
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bit of a nerdy FPL one. Had no players in the Chelsea game last night as has transferred out JP. No Chelsea players did anything including the highly owned Rogers and Palmer. 🐝 kept a clean sheet yes and Schade got a goal and an assist. I’m down like 130,000 OR! I know it’s bunched up but WTAF! 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yeh this ones really upset me. I’ve seen some stinkers over the years and this one is right up there. 000
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The same cycle we’ve had on repeat for years: Carrick will be sacked a month or two after the end of the international break; another poor sod will come in; results may pick up for a bit, but not long term. The worry is when we don’t qualify for UCL, we could really struggle financially. 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Manchester United: fail to sign a left back. Luke Shaw’s hamstring:static.klipy.comLittle Girl's Evil GrinALT: Little Girl's Evil Grin 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/05/2026@skysportpl.bsky.social are so busy whining about VAR decisions going in United’s favour that they’re missing the action on the pitch. W⚓️s 050
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I think we need to stop worrying about this. Man Utd teams should have world class players on the bench. Our best teams of the past did and the current best teams do. With any luck we’ll be playing 60 odd games next season; enough for all to get game time. 040
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’m not a million percent sure there is one as it’s a fifa tournament (there’s always a good one for the UEFA tournaments). However, considering the yank’s love for fantasy sports surely fifa will do a proper one for this years WC. If they do I’ll def be getting involved. 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wooden fenceALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wooden fence 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Doubly triggering for them, I would think, seeing a team prioritising Europe🇪🇺 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 03/05/2026🎶🎶You can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark, our Kobbie’s on fire 🔥 he’s playing the Scousers off the park! 🎶 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Friend sent me this yesterday. A bit niche but a goodun 161
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Point away at Bournemouth not looking so bad now!media.tenor.coma man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .ALT: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window . 080
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Avoiding key injuries over international break and then a win over Leeds, which could be a pressure match if our rivals win earlier in the game week, will be a massive step. #UTFR 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Desperately hope I’m not speaking too soon but struggling to see how MUFC miss out on UCL football now. Liverpool with key injuries + UCL/FA cup; Villa with Europa (I actually could see them focus on EL if a couple of results go against them); and Chelsea coached by Will from the Inbetweeners. 140
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Can’t whinge at that result. We showed a lot of resilience to deal with a perseverant Bournemouth team and a bollockless officiating team and come away with a point. 011
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Massive result and a positive performance as well. Was worried when Villa equalised especially after such a poor decision from VAR. The team was really resilient to come back from that and go thru the gears to get the win. A win and the first good performance in a few games. Get in big Michael!media.tenor.coma man in a black coat is walking in front of a sign that says ' allianz ' on itALT: a man in a black coat is walking in front of a sign that says ' allianz ' on it 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/202614 crosses played into the box in that half. If Sesko had have been playing we’d’ve probably not even crossed the ball 3 times 🙄 000
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Any other United fans bricking it for today? Massive game especially with Chelsea losing yesterday. A win and I’ll feel genuinely confident of UCL football. A defeat and it looks very dicey. A real test of Carricks credentials today to see if we can get a big result after a setback. 121
Reposted by JamieThe Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Manchester United fans unveiled a pro-immigration banner during Sunday’s fixture against Crystal Palace in response to comments from minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. More from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/707... 9847185
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 01/03/20263rd place. Had forgotten what watching a competent United team was like.media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache .ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache . 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Sweepstake for this week: Who can predict the exact minute when Joao Pedro falls on his arse in the box so he gets an assist and Palmer can stat pad with another fucking penalty? Winner earns a sarcastic round of applause and the last of my fucking sanity.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is touching his forehead with his handsALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands 141
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 25/01/20266 points from The Berties @ home and the gooners awaymedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone and says i wasn 't expecting thatALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone and says i wasn 't expecting that 001
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Did you transfer them out for that reason? Fair play if so 👊 110
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Finally something goes my way!!!media.tenor.comWilson Castaway GIFALT: Wilson Castaway GIF 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Yeh I agree. I also think that it doesn’t help that there is only one genuinely good team in the league and that team is only good at defending and set pieces. 110
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I genuinely haven’t had a single solitary moment of fun playing FPL in about 7 game weeks. It’s been grim. 110
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched. This has been an all timer of an FPL season.media.tenor.coma man in a green jacket giving a thumbs up with playsports written on the bottom rightALT: a man in a green jacket giving a thumbs up with playsports written on the bottom right 130
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 23/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a table with a can of bud light in front of herALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a can of bud light in front of her 110
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 23/01/2026January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone! 2100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez. 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶 041
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺media.tenor.coma little boy says i 'm not crying while talking to a girlALT: a little boy says i 'm not crying while talking to a girl 031
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me. Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething. Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt with his eyes closed and the words holds back impending rageALT: a man in a red shirt with his eyes closed and the words holds back impending rage 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt. How do you like them apples you prick?!?! 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Ole. He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.media.tenor.comOle Mufc GIFALT: Ole Mufc GIF 071
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us. We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast. Hope I’m wrong.media.tenor.coma woman sitting in a chair with the word welp on her face .ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the word welp on her face . 000
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric: 📉no prospect of injured players returning. 📉no signings in Jan 📉afcon players still out. 📉negative tactics Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.media.tenor.coma man with curly hair is asking is there any hope , gandalf ?ALT: a man with curly hair is asking is there any hope , gandalf ? 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I’m just expressing thoughts on my experience. Having said this, from a footballing perspective we were shocking. Amorims tactics were utterly baffling. 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Disclaimer: I’m not telling supporters how they should support their team. ST holders and others shell out hard earned 💸 every week and God knows I can’t get up anywhere near as often as I like (couple of times a year at most): when I do now I like to take my kids so it’s a big undertaking…. 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025We go to see the biggest club on 🌍 play at the best stadium, for the history, the possibility of something incredible happening, for the feeling of belonging. We’re shite at the moment, no getting away from it but maybe sometimes as supporters we should show some of that unconditional support. 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I explained to them about how badly we played which they were aware of (they’re kids, they’re not stupid). It does raise the question: why? Why did we travel for hours on end to see United why does anyone turn up? If it was to see the best team in the country we’d all be at the Etihad or Emirates. 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025No one in our section cheered, chanted or sang louder than they did (including me). For reference we were next to the Stretford End, not in it and they were two of the few I could hear encouraging the team. The were completely bewildered by the booing at the end. 100