Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Any reason why Lacey isn’t being brought on? Best attacker in the last game 🤷♂️ 230
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bit of a nerdy FPL one. Had no players in the Chelsea game last night as has transferred out JP. No Chelsea players did anything including the highly owned Rogers and Palmer. 🐝 kept a clean sheet yes and Schade got a goal and an assist. I’m down like 130,000 OR! I know it’s bunched up but WTAF! 100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Manchester United: fail to sign a left back. Luke Shaw’s hamstring:static.klipy.comLittle Girl's Evil GrinALT: Little Girl's Evil Grin 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/05/2026@skysportpl.bsky.social are so busy whining about VAR decisions going in United’s favour that they’re missing the action on the pitch. W⚓️s 050
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 03/05/2026🎶🎶You can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark, our Kobbie’s on fire 🔥 he’s playing the Scousers off the park! 🎶 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Friend sent me this yesterday. A bit niche but a goodun 161
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Point away at Bournemouth not looking so bad now!media.tenor.coma man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .ALT: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window . 080
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Desperately hope I’m not speaking too soon but struggling to see how MUFC miss out on UCL football now. Liverpool with key injuries + UCL/FA cup; Villa with Europa (I actually could see them focus on EL if a couple of results go against them); and Chelsea coached by Will from the Inbetweeners. 140
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Can’t whinge at that result. We showed a lot of resilience to deal with a perseverant Bournemouth team and a bollockless officiating team and come away with a point. 011
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Massive result and a positive performance as well. Was worried when Villa equalised especially after such a poor decision from VAR. The team was really resilient to come back from that and go thru the gears to get the win. A win and the first good performance in a few games. Get in big Michael!media.tenor.coma man in a black coat is walking in front of a sign that says ' allianz ' on itALT: a man in a black coat is walking in front of a sign that says ' allianz ' on it 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/202614 crosses played into the box in that half. If Sesko had have been playing we’d’ve probably not even crossed the ball 3 times 🙄 000
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Any other United fans bricking it for today? Massive game especially with Chelsea losing yesterday. A win and I’ll feel genuinely confident of UCL football. A defeat and it looks very dicey. A real test of Carricks credentials today to see if we can get a big result after a setback. 121
Reposted by JamieThe Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Manchester United fans unveiled a pro-immigration banner during Sunday’s fixture against Crystal Palace in response to comments from minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. More from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/707... 9846185
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 01/03/20263rd place. Had forgotten what watching a competent United team was like.media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache .ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache . 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Sweepstake for this week: Who can predict the exact minute when Joao Pedro falls on his arse in the box so he gets an assist and Palmer can stat pad with another fucking penalty? Winner earns a sarcastic round of applause and the last of my fucking sanity.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is touching his forehead with his handsALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands 141
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 25/01/20266 points from The Berties @ home and the gooners awaymedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone and says i wasn 't expecting thatALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone and says i wasn 't expecting that 001
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Finally something goes my way!!!media.tenor.comWilson Castaway GIFALT: Wilson Castaway GIF 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched. This has been an all timer of an FPL season.media.tenor.coma man in a green jacket giving a thumbs up with playsports written on the bottom rightALT: a man in a green jacket giving a thumbs up with playsports written on the bottom right 130
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 23/01/2026January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone! 2100
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez. 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶 041
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺media.tenor.coma little boy says i 'm not crying while talking to a girlALT: a little boy says i 'm not crying while talking to a girl 031
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me. Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething. Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt with his eyes closed and the words holds back impending rageALT: a man in a red shirt with his eyes closed and the words holds back impending rage 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt. How do you like them apples you prick?!?! 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Ole. He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.media.tenor.comOle Mufc GIFALT: Ole Mufc GIF 071
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us. We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast. Hope I’m wrong.media.tenor.coma woman sitting in a chair with the word welp on her face .ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the word welp on her face . 000
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric: 📉no prospect of injured players returning. 📉no signings in Jan 📉afcon players still out. 📉negative tactics Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.media.tenor.coma man with curly hair is asking is there any hope , gandalf ?ALT: a man with curly hair is asking is there any hope , gandalf ? 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Thoughts on watching United drop points to (arguably) the worst team in PL history: I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching. 130
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Pre-match: Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Old Trafford bound today for United vs Wolves with my two eldest children. A long 5hr coach journey ahead from London (no bloody trains) but we’re all excited. My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going. See you all there! #UTFR 080
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Lovely to wake up to a United win - especially it being the first fixture of the game week. Can now enjoy hate watching the rest in peace. Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣media.tenor.coma picture of a gate with the words the promise land above itALT: a picture of a gate with the words the promise land above it 130
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Amorim took some ballsy decisions in that game. We all bow he’d have been slated if that result was anything other than a win with those substitutions he made. 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Massive second half. If we could not concede within about 30 seconds as we always seem to and if we could get over our allergy to 2-goal leads that would be great. #UTFR 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/12/2025A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery. Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week. Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game. Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k 1120
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking. Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up 160
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣 It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get. 040
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈 Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own. 130
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Yeh I find Amorim frustrating. His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal. This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️ 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Van Dijkmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth openALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open 060
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk? 🤣🤣🤣media.tenor.coma man in a suit and helmet is playing drums with the words one more time behind himALT: a man in a suit and helmet is playing drums with the words one more time behind him 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Get innn!!!! What a win! Completely unexpected especially after I spent most of the game whinging about Zirkzee and Mount 🤣 Tuche gentlemen!!media.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling in front of a scoreboard with the number 7 on itALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a scoreboard with the number 7 on it 050
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025What would have happened if Lammens had saved the double touch penalty? 🤷♂️ 010
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Henderson already playing like prime Buffon, Schmeichel and Banks already obviously 🙄 060
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Crystal Palace today reds 😩 2 questions: 1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then? 2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt and tie is saying you know times are toughALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie is saying you know times are tough 160
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I’m just going to say this: Manchester United make me fucking miserable.media.tenor.coma young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . 041
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 18/11/2025🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 020
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 18/11/2025SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴 030
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/11/2025So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games? Are you happy with 18pts? What’s going well? What needs to improve short term? What needs to improve medium term (transfers)? What would you be happy with this season and is it likely? 310
Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Weekend not completely ruined. Massive goal. Injuries could be a problem though. We really didn’t deserve to lose. #UTFR 030