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Jamie

@jdizzle689908.bsky.social
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Dad to 3, teacher to many. Manchester United supporter. Sports fan. FPL. Reader.

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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any reason why Lacey isn’t being brought on? Best attacker in the last game 🤷‍♂️
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bit of a nerdy FPL one. Had no players in the Chelsea game last night as has transferred out JP. No Chelsea players did anything including the highly owned Rogers and Palmer. 🐝 kept a clean sheet yes and Schade got a goal and an assist. I’m down like 130,000 OR! I know it’s bunched up but WTAF!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Manchester United: fail to sign a left back. Luke Shaw’s hamstring:
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@skysportpl.bsky.social are so busy whining about VAR decisions going in United’s favour that they’re missing the action on the pitch. W⚓️s
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
🎶🎶You can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark, our Kobbie’s on fire 🔥 he’s playing the Scousers off the park! 🎶
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Friend sent me this yesterday. A bit niche but a goodun
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Point away at Bournemouth not looking so bad now!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Desperately hope I’m not speaking too soon but struggling to see how MUFC miss out on UCL football now. Liverpool with key injuries + UCL/FA cup; Villa with Europa (I actually could see them focus on EL if a couple of results go against them); and Chelsea coached by Will from the Inbetweeners.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Danny Welbeck is a red…..
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Can’t whinge at that result. We showed a lot of resilience to deal with a perseverant Bournemouth team and a bollockless officiating team and come away with a point.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Massive result and a positive performance as well. Was worried when Villa equalised especially after such a poor decision from VAR. The team was really resilient to come back from that and go thru the gears to get the win. A win and the first good performance in a few games. Get in big Michael!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
14 crosses played into the box in that half. If Sesko had have been playing we’d’ve probably not even crossed the ball 3 times 🙄
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Any other United fans bricking it for today? Massive game especially with Chelsea losing yesterday. A win and I’ll feel genuinely confident of UCL football. A defeat and it looks very dicey. A real test of Carricks credentials today to see if we can get a big result after a setback.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Manchester United fans unveiled a pro-immigration banner during Sunday’s fixture against Crystal Palace in response to comments from minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. More from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
3rd place. Had forgotten what watching a competent United team was like.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sweepstake for this week: Who can predict the exact minute when Joao Pedro falls on his arse in the box so he gets an assist and Palmer can stat pad with another fucking penalty? Winner earns a sarcastic round of applause and the last of my fucking sanity.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
6 points from The Berties @ home and the gooners away
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Finally something goes my way!!!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched. This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me. Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething. Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt. How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ole. He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us. We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast. Hope I’m wrong.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric: 📉no prospect of injured players returning. 📉no signings in Jan 📉afcon players still out. 📉negative tactics Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Thoughts on watching United drop points to (arguably) the worst team in PL history: I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Pre-match: Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Old Trafford bound today for United vs Wolves with my two eldest children. A long 5hr coach journey ahead from London (no bloody trains) but we’re all excited. My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going. See you all there! #UTFR
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Lovely to wake up to a United win - especially it being the first fixture of the game week. Can now enjoy hate watching the rest in peace. Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Amorim took some ballsy decisions in that game. We all bow he’d have been slated if that result was anything other than a win with those substitutions he made.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Massive second half. If we could not concede within about 30 seconds as we always seem to and if we could get over our allergy to 2-goal leads that would be great. #UTFR
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery. Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week. Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game. Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking. Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣 It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈 Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Yeh I find Amorim frustrating. His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal. This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷‍♂️
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Van Dijk
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk? 🤣🤣🤣
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Get innn!!!! What a win! Completely unexpected especially after I spent most of the game whinging about Zirkzee and Mount 🤣 Tuche gentlemen!!
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What would have happened if Lammens had saved the double touch penalty? 🤷‍♂️
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Henderson already playing like prime Buffon, Schmeichel and Banks already obviously 🙄
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Crystal Palace today reds 😩 2 questions: 1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then? 2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’m just going to say this: Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games? Are you happy with 18pts? What’s going well? What needs to improve short term? What needs to improve medium term (transfers)? What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
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Jamie @jdizzle689908.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Weekend not completely ruined. Massive goal. Injuries could be a problem though. We really didn’t deserve to lose. #UTFR
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