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James

@jde1990.cloud
1.1K followers 773 following 11K posts

As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. 📍 Midlands, UK 📧 james@jde1990.cloud

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James @jde1990.cloud · 33m
I swear you got cut last week lol x
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James @jde1990.cloud · 6h
Anyone got a way of beating a chest infection or otherwise ending themselves with minimal effort? 😅
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James @jde1990.cloud · 7h
Hope your holetism recovers
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James @jde1990.cloud · 7h
Hoping for a quiet and calm birthday weekend. Rush to the vets yesterday after sick cat decided to go floppy and unresponsive, to find the vets may have over-prescribed him relaxants. So far so good today.just want my little boy back (and the £3k but that ain't happening).
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23h
And what about the car?
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23h
Off to hairdressing pastures new
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James @jde1990.cloud · 01/10/2026
Was hoping for a quieter month. Derby this week, Reading next week, Cumbria the week after, Bristol the week after that…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 01/10/2026
Picked up what would seem to be a chest infection. Want to rip out my lungs.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 01/10/2026
No comment
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Finally getting Mr Mush back tonight… £3000 lighter…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Oooh he likes you!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
To be fair the adverts made it look shit 😂
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Because it’s such a beautiful place with: - a closed nuclear power station - an electric cable link - a port - a derelict dockyard
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Humpty Dumpty
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Aww they’re all beautiful!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Shush with your logic
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
What about a different pair all month 🤔
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
People are stupid, it’s hardly surprising
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Bitch you love me
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Socktober?
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Catching up on #GBBO while cooking dinner. Mr Mush is on his 2nd night at the vets. £2000 and counting…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Good english
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
I will co-sign if we can ban tofu and have an inquiry into the sliminess of sushi
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Bastards
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Turns out neither cat can be trusted with fried chicken 😂
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Mhmm sure sure
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Hope you’ve kept out of trouble!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Also hanging on haha
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
🥰
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
This was on Sky One last week
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Angry orange
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
He lives!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
He’s staying in overnight. Had to sign off on an interim £1500 treatment cap 😣
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Lucky doctor
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Another day, another trip to the vets. This time the other cat has decided to be poorly.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Glad to be home with the cats, though trying to work with a furry face licking my nose, no matter how adorable, is tricky. At least now they can come to Yorkshire too 😸
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
To be fair my parents have colds, I’ve had a lumpy throat and know someone coming down with a chest infection; it’s all kicking off
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
And prescription lawyers
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
🫦
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
🥹
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Last night in the caravan before shooting home tomorrow morning for meetings. Joy of only being halfway to retirement!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
* Damn not down ffs
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Finally some down sunshine after I already have wet feet
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Can’t tell if Classic FM are currently genuinely playing classical music or a gentle introduction to Darude’s Sandstorm 
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
The calm before the storm (just rain but bleh)
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
I’d love to go if I could
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
I had no idea of the context but they look cute!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
Bouncing like Tigger
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
I’m voting for springy ride-on
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
Mhmm
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