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James

@jde1990.cloud
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As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. 📍 Midlands, UK 📧 james@jde1990.cloud

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James @jde1990.cloud · 3h
Anyone got a way of beating a chest infection or otherwise ending themselves with minimal effort? 😅
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James @jde1990.cloud · 4h
Hoping for a quiet and calm birthday weekend. Rush to the vets yesterday after sick cat decided to go floppy and unresponsive, to find the vets may have over-prescribed him relaxants. So far so good today.just want my little boy back (and the £3k but that ain't happening).
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James @jde1990.cloud · 01/10/2026
Was hoping for a quieter month. Derby this week, Reading next week, Cumbria the week after, Bristol the week after that…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 01/10/2026
Picked up what would seem to be a chest infection. Want to rip out my lungs.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Finally getting Mr Mush back tonight… £3000 lighter…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 30/09/2026
Because it’s such a beautiful place with: - a closed nuclear power station - an electric cable link - a port - a derelict dockyard
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Catching up on #GBBO while cooking dinner. Mr Mush is on his 2nd night at the vets. £2000 and counting…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 29/09/2026
Turns out neither cat can be trusted with fried chicken 😂
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
This was on Sky One last week
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Another day, another trip to the vets. This time the other cat has decided to be poorly.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 28/09/2026
Glad to be home with the cats, though trying to work with a furry face licking my nose, no matter how adorable, is tricky. At least now they can come to Yorkshire too 😸
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Last night in the caravan before shooting home tomorrow morning for meetings. Joy of only being halfway to retirement!
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Finally some down sunshine after I already have wet feet
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
Can’t tell if Classic FM are currently genuinely playing classical music or a gentle introduction to Darude’s Sandstorm 
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James @jde1990.cloud · 27/09/2026
The calm before the storm (just rain but bleh)
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
Because he’s lost the fight for his hairline?
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
A grey drizzly Friday, with pretty much no work to do. At least I have some tunes on to see me through.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 25/09/2026
~150 weather stations in Spain recorded temperatures over 35ºC yesterday, with a handful in the south and west nearly 40ºC. Overnight in the Canary Islands temperatures didn't go below 30ºC. It's nearly October.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 24/09/2026
Just heard that a tattoo artist we indirectly know was working on a man’s penis, and he ‘enjoyed’ it so much (I guess either the vibrations or pricking) that he came all over her workspace
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James @jde1990.cloud · 24/09/2026
7am alarm, not so great. Eating out for breakfast, slight payback.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
I love the viewer support message after each episode of The Wargame. Because we’ve all been affected by a war with Russia.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
I can't tell if Bake Off Mo is one of us or not...
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
Posted this 2 days too early didn't I
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
Finally time to finish #GBBO, with a nice brew to hopefully help cure my lost voice
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
Playing the daily game of 'how many meetings can we hold in a day?'
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James @jde1990.cloud · 23/09/2026
Morning again. Coffee.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
Oooh Bake Off’s back! That’s what I need rather than Wargame, that’s too much like work 😂
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
In that kinda mood again where I could just delete all social media/apps and go off-grid, but then I remember I'd probably be even more miserable than usual.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
Sacked off the office and went straight home. Got hardly any voice and a ton of admin to get on with.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
“Are your eyes fit for driving?” asks the overhead gantry sign that someone with poor eyesight would not be able to read 
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
Hotel staff: “Have you had breakfast before?” Me: “Yes, I eat it most days, thank you.” I’m a dick 🤦🏻‍♂️
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James @jde1990.cloud · 22/09/2026
I don’t know why hotels make showers big enough for like 10 people, I don’t think I know nine people who would have a shower with me, let alone at 6am on a Tuesday morning.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 21/09/2026
Dinner and bed I think, another 6am alarm in the morning ready for Manchester 😭
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James @jde1990.cloud · 21/09/2026
I’m gonna sleep well in Glasgow tonight 😴
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James @jde1990.cloud · 21/09/2026
Surrounded by Royal Marines at work and I am DRIPPING
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James @jde1990.cloud · 21/09/2026
Another Flight Data Processing System failure at NATS, this time the newer system covering Scotland. Thankfully no longer my problem 🤭
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James @jde1990.cloud · 21/09/2026
The hotel coffee machine is broken 😭😫
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James @jde1990.cloud · 20/09/2026
Indian for dinner, because of course being in the arse end of bumfuck Scotland, there’s nothing open…
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James @jde1990.cloud · 19/09/2026
Just had friends over with their new foster kids. They’re adorable but Jesus how straights do it for 18 years. I’m exhausted after 6 hours.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 19/09/2026
As bad as it sounds for the environment, is it worth massively ramping up oil/gas production, collapsing the market prices, then that should quickly end the wars with Ukraine & Iran and everything can get back to normal?
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James @jde1990.cloud · 18/09/2026
Sore throat, feels like I’ve got a golf ball stuck down there. Damn it.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 18/09/2026
Can't be bothered with any more work. Might knock it on the head seeing as I'm driving to Scotland on Sunday.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 18/09/2026
Friday. We made it. Now what?
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James @jde1990.cloud · 17/09/2026
Just had an email about our union's Young Workers Network, of which I apparently am a member*. Brought a tear to my eye 🥹 * At least for another 3 weeks or so, then I'll be too old 😣
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James @jde1990.cloud · 17/09/2026
Nearly the weekend (though I'm heading back to work in Scotland on Sunday afternoon 😒)
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James @jde1990.cloud · 16/09/2026
Home by 4pm and now some gardening. Lovely. Only been up 12 hours.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 16/09/2026
Meeting done. Three hours and only about 15 minutes actually relevant to me. Now brunch.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 16/09/2026
Hello again Farnborough. I’m starving.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 15/09/2026
My mighty steed this week is a Renault Australe; it smelled of weed when I got it but I guess at least it’s not a Vauxhall Mokka.
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James @jde1990.cloud · 14/09/2026
Caravan in for its service and emergency trip to the vets for one of the cats. Budgeting’s going well.
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