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John Blair

@jdblair.org
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American living in the Netherlands. I lead the Netflix Partner Engineering team in Amsterdam. My tech posts are mostly in the fediverse as @jdblair@hachyderm.io. he/him

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John Blair @jdblair.org · 02/07/2026
Anakin and Padme 4 Panel meme:

Anakin: The days are longer since CERN was shut off
Padme: That's a bit, right?
Anakin: (stares menacingly)
Padme: RIGHT?!?
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 23/06/2026
my laptop is called lappy and my NAS is disky
strongbad, from home star runner, sitting behind his computer with a label "Lappy 486"
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 19/06/2026
I have a guess
union membership in the United States, 1930-2010.

peaks in 1955 and then declines
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 01/06/2026
Post a poster you used to* have in your room, apartment, or house. (mine was a reproduction that I bought in 1989, not the original)
A concert advertisement poster for GENESIS, A Trick of the Tail, based on the record album cover of the same name. Black text and line drawing on white background. The drawing, in the middle, depicts various characters from the album in Victorian etching style.

Bottom text is "NEW BINGLEY HALL STAFFORD, SATURDAY 10th JULY 7:30, Tickets 2.50 in VAT from advance box office. New Bingley Hall Stafford telephone 0785 58080 & and all usual agents
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 03/05/2026
look how much less in Europe! wait ... (2.679 eur / liter = $11.90 / us gallon)
A Shell filling station sign with prices in euro cents / liter:

Diesel 267.9
Euro (petrol) 243.9
v-power Diesel 291.9
v-power 280.9
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 03/05/2026
Just add water!
a rendering of a 7.25 oz box of Kraft mac & cheese
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 23/04/2026
I got a delivery from the 90s
three CDs on an opened cardboard mailer.

upper right: digital underground, sex packets
upper left: orbital in sides
lower: orbital cd (1991)
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 10/04/2026
the Cincinnati Mentioned meme, the cartoon woman is wearing a reds cap and is behind a plate of skyline chili.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 04/04/2026
I think Todid Blanche might prove that statement wrong!
The “this is the worse day in my life” Bart and Homer Simpson meme, with the text:

Bondi is the worst AG in history 
The worst AG in history… so far
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
The cover of the My Bloody Valentine album Loveless. It is a blurry rendering of perhaps a hand on a guitar fretboard. The quality is they of an x-ray print colored pink.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 13/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 25/10/2025
me, discovering the Schirm Oertel catalog for the first time because of this thread:
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 18/09/2025
my own feedback (reason: other, spineless leadership)
the Disney+ page confirming my subscription is cancelled
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 09/08/2025
My favorite doctor and companion.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 13/07/2025
summer weather in Finland be like
a weather symbol with a shining sun partly behind a cloud with a lightning bolt
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 11/07/2025
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 30/06/2025
this told me what I already knew, I will eat almost anything
food choice test: your food choices could not be tied to any one social class
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 24/06/2025
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life
Rutger Hauer as Roey Batty in Blade Runner
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 29/05/2025
Honest English-language typos are definitely a thing, though. Here's a picture I took in Shanghai in 2005. Look closely.
a child's backpack with a picture of Mickey Mouse in a red beret. the text at the bottom reads Dinsey in the typical Disney script. the child is wearing red shorts and a black and white striped shirt.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 18/05/2025
me: hey kids, did the new journal article drop?
a snapshot of a group of mostly young women holding red solo cups and making an awkward expression of disapproval
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 17/05/2025
four-in-hand is my go-to "stylish knot"
FOUR IN HAND
features 
four medium and long length scarves, perfect for freezing weather 

the rest of the image shows a diagram of how to tie the scarf using a faceless humanoid torso with arms and a head
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 17/05/2025
next all laptops will be displayed in sealed glove boxes
view from behind of a man with pink skin and short dark hair looking through a window at a laboratory setup with a scale, a bottle, tongs and other related items. his arms reach through an opening into dark colored gloves mounted on the window
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 07/04/2025
stopping random people on the street and asking them for ID *is* a gestapo tactic.
a star wars storm trooper with the caption "Let me see your identification."
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 20/03/2025
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 09/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
various colored candies in transparent containers
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 24/02/2025
that's pretty interesting, because Pringles "New Fangled" potato chips, made from processed dried potatoes, were also released in 1968!
a red vintage can of Pringles with the tag line "new fangled."
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 12/02/2025
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 24/01/2025
a pile of used books on the sidewalk under a tiny free library, also full of books. on the top of the stack on the sidewalk is "Elon Musk" by Ashlee Vance.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 19/01/2025
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 15/01/2025
JP Morgan...
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 15/01/2025
hmmm, Vanderbilt?
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 15/01/2025
I wonder if industrialists of the past were criticized...
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 08/01/2025
Blade Runner 2049 was a warning, not a goal!
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 29/12/2024
nope. they're all calzones.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 12/12/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 11/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
the OK COMPUTER album cover
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 13/11/2024
Favorite photo you've taken this year. Here's mine:
a pink sky over still water, which is reflecting the sky. there is a rock in the foreground at bottom of the frame, reeds growing in the water on the right side and trees in shadow in the distance.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 08/11/2024
thought i would check this myself, there’s an interesting development
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 07/11/2024
bold move, phisher!
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 22/10/2024
new laptop flair
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 14/10/2024
My first paper copy of The Onion arrived at my home in Amsterdam. The centerfold is perfect. @bencollins.bsky.social
the "sickos" meme printed on folded newsprint
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 12/09/2024
this is the moment Harris said people are leaving Trump's rallies out of exhaustion and boredom. that expression on Trump!
a split screen view with Trump on the left and Harris on the right in front of a blue background. Harris is speaking with her right hand and looking straight at the camera, and Trump looks to his upper right with wistful concern
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 26/08/2024
thick layers of makeup would like a word
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 16/08/2024
AP reported this at the very end, and I actually lol'd.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 16/08/2024
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 10/08/2024
Meanwhile, 2021 in Minnesota:
Minnesota governor jokes that residents should ‘go get vaccinated so you’re alive to vote against me’

by Marina Pitofsky - 05/11/21 2:48 PM ET
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John Blair @jdblair.org · 08/08/2024
Finns conspicuously missing from that list! Finnish Pioneer memorial, in Esko, Minnesota upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
A stone monument in front of small red barns and green grass, with the text (errors in Finnish transcription)

1872

IN MEMORY

OF THE EARLY PIONEERS WHO ARRIVED HERE AT THE HEAD OF THE LAKES IN 1872 AND THEREAFTER AND THROUGH MANY A HARDSHIP AND SACRIFICE. ESTABLISHED A SOLID AND FIRM FOUNDATION IN OUR COMMUNITIES, SO THAT WE WHO ARE HERE TODAY WOULD HAVE SOMETHING SOLID TO STAND ON

MUISTOKSI

THOMSON TAUNIN JA SEN YMPARISTON SUOMA LAISILLE ESIRAIVAAJILLE JOTKA SAAPUVAT TANNE VUONNA 1873, JA SEN JALKEEN JA LAS KIVAT ENSIMAISEN PERUSTUKSEN MEIDAN PAIKKAKUNNALLE

SPONSORED BY FINNISH AMERICAN MEMORIAL FOUNDATION ESKO MINN. 1956
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