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JD Byrne

@jdbauthor.bsky.social
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Writer of fantasy (mostly), practicer of appellate criminal law (AFPD), maker of odd electronic noises, servant to a pair of Chihuahuas, follower of the beautiful game (DC United, Leeds United). More at jdbyrne.net. No DMs (I mute them anyway)

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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grandpa Simpson explaining how you will get old, too
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Still from the 1983 film "Wargames," in which a general says, when presented with a runaway computer out to start World War III, "Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ahhh . . . that feels good. It's the best I can make it. Now to figure out what to do with it. 🤔 #amwriting
Title page of my latest novel, "The Fall," with "FINAL DRAFT" in red letters under my name.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
The spaceship Heart of Gold (TV version) from "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See a ranger, post a ranger.
Marcus Cole, a character from Babylon 5, in the uniform of a Ranger brandishing a Minbari fighting pike.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kalindi knows her new friend, Ulysses the Unicorn, will wake her up if Norway or England scores.
A caramel colored Chihuahua asleep in grey and white fluff. Behind her, a stuffed unicorn keeps watch.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Text of FIFA Disciplinary Code Section 27, the authority under which Balogun's one-game red card suspension was itself suspended.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Poster of the film "Bob Roberts," in which the titular right-wing folk singer runs for Senate.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Name your fav robot or android.
The BBC TV version of Marvin the Paranoid Android from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of "Babylon 5", very much not Star Trek.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Filed a reply brief today in which I got to compare the Government's argument to the underpants gnomes from "South Park" (complete with law review citation to make it legit!). #appellatesky
Screenshot from "South Park" episode in which a small gnome (in a pointy green hat) stands in front of a sign laying out their 3-step plan. "Phase 1" now reads "jail call excerpts" and Phase 3 reads "guilty guilty guilty!", but Phase 2 still is just a question mark.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I won a case at the Fourth Circuit yesterday. Also, cute animal pic.
A mocha colored Chihuahua sticks her head partly out of her mountain of fluff. Only one eye, one ear, and part of her snout are visible.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh, wait, y'all meant 1970s!
The cover of "Tales from Topographic Oceans" by Yes (released a hundred years later).
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Post something from the 70s.
The cover of the initial 1873 French edition of of "Around the World In 80 Days."
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And away we go . . . #amwriting
Screenshot of the first sentence of the first draft of my new book, third in the "Paranormal Appalachia" series.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
With that said, today's Album of the Day is . . . Kublai by Accordo dei Contrari (2011)
The cover of "Kublai," by Italian prog/fusion group Accordo dei Contrari. A blue circle in the middle, streaked with pale circly lines, against a tan background.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's a cryptid Christmas! I got these cards at the WV West Virginia Book Festival this fall and the wife took the initiative to get them framed for Xmas. Quite the motley crew. Will have a squonk story coming out next year!
Display of five art cards showing the Loch Ness Monster, the Grafton Monster, the Flatwoods Monster (which I knew about before it was cool), Mothman, and a Squonk.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Delivery boy Philip J. Fry, of Futurama fame, is not that shocked
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Drop a lawyer.
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law, in court representing Fred Flintstone.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That hurts, Spotify. And after a client this afternoon informed me that I wasn't a "spring chicken." 🐣
Screen cap from my Spotify year end wrap up informing me, in big red numbers, that my "listening age" is 67. I turned 52 last month.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You'll be visited by three spirits. The three spirits:
The cover for Emerson Lake & Palmer's album "Trilogy" with, respectively, Palmer, Lake, and Emerson, from left to right.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16? (Not perfect, but very very good)
The cover of "Seasons End" by Marillion
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Philip J. Fry, a not too smart delivery boy from the future, would like you to shut up and take his money.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Kalindi heard there's snow in the forecast. Doesn't approve
From underneath a pile of warm, grey, snuggly fluff, a single paw and just the end of a snoot belonging to a caramel colored Chihuahua stick out.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The cover of "Autobahn" by Karftwerk, depicting a black Mercedes sedan and a VW Beetle on the titular highway.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Drop something GREEN.
The cover of Steve Hillage's album "Green"
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
You've heard of ghosts in the machine, you've seen "Ghost in the Shell" (the good one), now brace yourself for Ghost in the Discount Ketchup Section!
A plush ghost - which, for some reason, also has wings and a halo - sits on a shelf surrounded by Kroger brand ketchup. Found in situ by the photographer.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Show us the last 4 albums you listened to.
Cover of "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" by Genesis.Cover of "Kid A" by RadioheadCover of "The Overview" by Steven Wilson Cover of "Grace Under Pressure" by Rush
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
All set up at the Jackson County Public Library in Ravenswood. I'm back in the Young Adult room under the watchful eyes of this schmuck. Come say hi! #booksky
A picture of Lionel Messi, colored in with crayon, looks down from the wall, with judgement.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Kalindi is recuperating with a little help from her friends.
A mocha Chihuahua lays on a fluffy blanket, her chin resting on a small brown stuffed bear, with stuffed dragon and duck nearby.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Zaria trying to bury her Greenie bone in the couch cover. She's cute, but nobody would ever call her bright. 😉
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The #birds feed just passed 14k+ likes, post a celebratory bird!
Harvey Birdman, attorney at law, and his trusty assistant Avenger (a purple raptor of some kind).
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A toast to my colleagues who got a big fat NOT GUILTY verdict today!
A glass of red wine on a hotel bar.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Fururama's Dr. Zoidberg
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
The cover of "Afraid of Sunlight," by Marillion. Perhaps not perfect, but my favorite album of theirs.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Zaria & Kalindi surfacing for treats on National Dog Day.
Two Chihuahuas, a fluffy white one (front) & a caramel colored one (rear), emerge from under a blanket to see if treats are on offer.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Zaria and I are ready! Kalindi is hiding under the sofa from the roofers. She always does that with the tongue, BTW. It's not a comment on Leeds' chances. #MOT
Yours truly sporting my new Leeds kit, with a fluffy white Chihuahua in my right hand, tongue flapping in the breeze.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Kalindi and Zaria, waiting on the pizza guy the other night.
Two Chihuahuas - one caramel with a reddish collar, the other fluffy white with a blue one - sit on a tan couch eagerly awaiting pizza delivery.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
When you're engrossed in an interesting, compelling, and frustrating (in a good, fun way!) fantasy novel and it goes and gets the most basic legal shit wrong.
An infant in a blue-and-white striped shirt slaps his palm to his forehead and then drags it down over his nose. Caption reads "OMG"
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If you see this, post a vampire!
A puppet version of Angel/Angelus gets angry and bares his fangs.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Traded in my Hearts jersey (4-1 win to start the League Cup!) for my West Virginia United jersey that arrived today (last day of the season, natch) before I embarked on the second charcoal experiment (turned out nicely). Went with the road jersey because I liked the old Wheelers colors.
Yours truly, decked out in the colors of WV United, our local minor league soccer team.Three chicken leg quarters finishing up on a charcoal grill.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Kalindi is surprisingly chill for all the fireworks going off.
A small mocha Chihuahua snoozes, on he get fluffy booklet, through the neighborhood fireworks display.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Zaria's not upside down, you're upside down.
A fluffy white Chihuahua looks on as the world seems a little off.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zaria had big plans for today and this is them.
A fluffy white Chihuahua sleeps curled into the crick of my arm for what seems like eons.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Oh, sure, score a few goals and somebody pays attention.
A caramel colored Chihuahua peaking out from her mountain of fluff now that it's 3-0 USMNT.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If you see this, post something pink 🩷
Album cover of "In the Land of Grey and Pink" by Caravan: a fantasy landscape done mostly in shades of pink.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The Gold Cup is underway and Kalindi can't watch!
A caramel colored Chihuahua hides her eyes in the fluff rather than watch the US/TnT Gold Cup match.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
drop something yellow 💛🌻🍋🍯
The cover of King Crimson's "Three of a Perfect Pair," a field of yellow with a blue symbol in the middle, with the band name and album title in barely perceptible print above.
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JD Byrne @jdbauthor.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Kalindi is hanging out with me while I talk to my writing peeps. She didn't do the reading. 😛
A caramel Chihuahua, still recovering from knee surgery, looks up at me from a pile of multicolored afghan.
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