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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour

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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 1h
That's a Hellmouth, not a Digiverse rift
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has anyone else had that moment where you realise the book that you're reading used to be fanfic and it kills your ability to enjoy the book because it's painfully clear that the author didn't understand the characters they were writing before they did the find-and-replace on the names?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I guess that's being uninstalled when I get home. Wonder if I can get a refund on the Ghost of Yotei DLC for the same shit... 🤔
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So... Now I really have to ask: what else have you all been using generative AI on?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You missed one: That option to cancel the subscription that you begrudgingly pay now leads you through 6 different prompts to trick you into remaining subscribed and eventually only leads you to a phone number to call where we'll keep you on hold for 2 hours before you speak to a real person
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The team at Insomniac clearly weren't sure how much ass Wolverine should be packing in his costumes. Some are fully caked up, and others might as well be an ironing board
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because they know they're lying
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It must be the Friday before a big game release because the "difficulty settings aren't accessibility" crowd are out again. Every year without failure because a bunch of whiny assholes can't handle the fact that disabled people have hobbies.
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something in this update broke a bunch of vault card cosmetics on PS5 for the ones - the heads and skins from the first 3 are now locked and require purchasing with keys again, and with shared progression, the cosmetics from challenges aren't unlocking on Loveless
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've just been caught up on the casting news for season 2 of Heated Rivalry and I'm sat here like "Really? Justice Smith was the fattest actor you could find to play the one canonically fat character in the books? There's not one fat actor that auditioned that made you go 'that's the guy'?"
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Two Point Museum 🦕 @twopointstudios.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Full Health Collection with Two Point Hospital & ALL DLCs, including THREE never before released on consoles, in one easy-to-swallow bundle! 💊 Coming to PS5, XBOX X|S, & Nintendo Switch 2 Sep 16th 🏥 Digital TPH owners may be eligible* for a launch discount; wishlist now 👇
Promotional image for the 'Two Point Hospital Full Health Collection.' Features game artwork with characters and mentions of included DLCs: A Stitch in Time, Culture Shock, Speedy Recovery, Close Encounters, Pebberley Island, and Off the Grid. Offers extra items like Fancy Dress Pack and Jingle Jam Jingle Jimjams. Shows an improved graphic screenshot between previous and next gen console, with a smoother experience.
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The woman from the Olympics?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't lie about Dolly.
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
May I present option C: Taco Ding-Dong
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Who would one need to bribe for a PlayStation release? Theoretically speaking...
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The Rules lawyer @ruleslawyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A deep dive into Paizo's decision to end its partnership with Archives of Nethys, the apparent reasons for it, and the future of #paizo. #pathfinder2e #starfinder www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fwk...
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Let's talk about the Paizo and Archives of Nethys controversy
YouTube video by The Rules Lawyer
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Two Point Museum 🦕 @twopointstudios.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Full Health Collection brings you Two Point Hospital and ALL DLCs, including THREE never before released on consoles, in one easy to swallow bundle! 💊 Coming to PlayStation 5, XBOX X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 on September 16th 🏥 youtu.be/tG0EXKUCstU
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Two Point Hospital: Full Health Collection | Coming to Consoles on September 16th!
YouTube video by Two Point Studios
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Paizo @paizo.com · 10/07/2026
Frogs and croakers and toads galore are taking over your computers this month with our new selection of titles from Humble Bundle! Hop into these ribbiting adventures and get the Pathfinder Second Edition Bundle of Frogs TODAY—Available NOW: buff.ly/MOPWQSI
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Whoopsie 😬😬😬
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can tell Dae's not involved in this trip because the car's still where Iseph left it
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Even queer romance isn't safe. I was having the same thought a few weeks ago after reading a book that broke out every racist, sexist, homophobic trope about queer, fem black men and it was bad enough, but then I discovered the author was non-binary and was just like "How did you not know better?"
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm trying to build the companions in Starbuilder and hit a bit of a roadblock. Is Sterling's background a custom one? I can't find it in any of the SF2e books. If so, could you tell me what it's meant to give you?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finally, a use for that mountain of clownfish I've ended up with because they breed like rabbits 😁
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is there any word on where these would ship from yet? Trying to work out a rough estimate for shipping costs
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you wanna distribute HRT en masse in Pathfinder, you can't beat your friendly neighbourhood level 7 Witch with the Cauldron feat
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm kinda surprised there hasn't been a Sonic the Hedgehog one to go with the costumes and decorations. I'd love to have a whole Sonic exhibit in one of my museums
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Give them time
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Quick summary of the conversation I just got to in the book I'm currently reading: "Son, are you banging your 'bodyguard'?" No, dad, I'm not a dragon fucking fruitcake"
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yeah, I've had everything set to "warn" so I don't accidentally flash dicks across my screen at work so far. But I might have to have a bit of experiment with the settings because the stuff they're tagging under some of these is getting a little ridiculous
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yeah, when I poke the tag all I get to see is "Adult Content. Does not include nudity" (which... like, how is it adult content then?) on a screenshot of you going "Why is this flagged as adult content?" Honestly... kinda tracks for the moderation team these days
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Their modbots also flagged this as "adult content"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What We Do In The Shadows but it's quotes from The Vampire Lestat/Interview With The Vampire s03e01
Lazslo Cravensworth, from What We Do In The Shadows (tv series).
Caption: I have an immortal life, and I carry with it an immortal erection. And I am not ashamed of it.Nandor The Relentless, from What We Do In The Shadows (tv series).
Caption:You fool me once, shame on me. You fool me twice, MDMA and LSD are excellent drug. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Twirl, twirl.Guillermo de la Cruz, from What We Do In The Shadows (tv series).
Caption: I am building a career that supports my well-being. I'm in charge of my work-life balance.Nadja of Antipaxos and Lazslo Cravensworth, from What We Do In The Shadows (tv series). They are on-stage, both singing.
Caption: I'm piano, And you're forte, You're allegro, I'm andante, We're bolero, Prostitué
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Archives of Nethys @archivesofnethys.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A new update is live on PF2e's Archives! Hell's Destiny, new PFS scenarios, and improved handling of spoiler content! The front page has all the details, check it out and thank you for your support!
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Wayne Reynolds @waynereynoldsart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Usharak, the new Necromancer Iconic character for Pathfinder RPG - Impossible Magic. Sized; 29.7cm x 32cm / "11.7 x "12.6. Acrylic on artboard. Publishing copyright Paizo Inc. Art editor; Sonja Morris. "Meet the Iconics"- paizo.com/blog/meet-th...
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
No, thank you. We support artists in this house
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Paizo @paizo.com · 26/05/2026
Paizo is proud to celebrate the AAPI members of our community and on our staff that help broaden our games' horizons and enjoy our adventures! Join Rue in today's blog, and keep supporting your friends in the AAPI community all year round: buff.ly/rbOzLCB
The image is of several people celebrating the Daikitsu Dressing Festival in Tian Xia. In the bottom right corner of the image is the "Paizo" logo.
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Kevin Wada @kevinwada.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Cyclops in Savage Land Commission 2026 🦖🌺🥵
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
No. Organisations do not need support to be more transphobic. At least be honest and say up front that you want all of us dirty queers rounded up and put in camps.
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You may wanna check out Starfinder 2nd edition if you haven't already
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yup, this is why he got that night shift glow-up in season 2
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Did not know this... Might have to play around
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is the vibe I'm getting from this playtest so far, and I'm so here for it: youtu.be/IbUfOhEv1sc
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Ultraluminary (Official Video) | Over The Moon
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So, you admit that your team has deliberately been targeting trans women?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I don't personally, but I have friends that use the dyslexia-friendly fonts in the games that they play when they're available - they find they end up with fewer headaches from focussing on the text
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I wish schools would do better job at this. If you insist on creative writing assignments, actually teach students how to write, rather than teach them how to pick "better" words. And that starts with teaching people how to read and think about what they're reading without sucking the joy out of it
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's taught as though the word choice itself is the issue and that just replacing the word will fix it, when the reality is that it depends on so many other things. What type of word is being repeated? Is it being repeated deliberately? Is the writer even aware that they've repeated the word?
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sometimes you read something and you can tell exactly what the writer was taught in school. Sponsored by "Avoid word repetition. If you see it more than six times on a page, change some of them" and the way it turns into "right click > thesaurus > synonyms" without identifying the underlying issue
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, PrEP wasn't approved for use in Canada until 2016 (there'd been trials before that), and non-branded versions weren't available until the summer of 2017 which is basically where the show ends it's first season
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Jonathon Dez-La-Lour @jd2607.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The show takes place between 2008 and 2017 - the first form of PrEP wasn't available until 2012, and wasn't widely available in Canada until 2016/2017
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