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@jcog.dev
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She/Her • Cogtent Creator • Speedrunner • Software Developer • You've probably seen me doing something whack in Paper Mario www.twitch.tv/jcog

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JCog @jcog.dev · 6h
I started rereading The Expanse books the other day and I got to the last line here and actually laughed out loud 🙃
“He was going to get away with it.”

“Excuse me?” Holden replied. “Did you miss the part where he confessed to everything?”

“That wasn’t a confession. That was a boast. He was untouchable, and he knew it. Too much money. Too much power.”

“That’s bullshit. No one gets to kill a million and a half people and get away with it.”
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JCog @jcog.dev · 18/09/2026
yeah fair enough. it's still enough that I won't be using it though. I did post my thoughts in the discord but it got immediately buried lol
JCog 7:17 PM
throwing in my two cents: I personally want to avoid using projects which utilize generative AI for many of the same reasons already cited here. the admin/dev consensus here is different, and well okay fair enough I'm not gonna come out of nowhere and convince you all otherwise. the main thing I want then is just for it to be readily apparent that LLMs are used in these ports so I know to avoid them. and like clearly we're all aware now, but I think the current response is proof that the AI policy was, while not a secret, obscure enough that plenty of people who care didn't know about it, and (interpreting things in good faith here) the devs were unaware of how important this is to a lot of people.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 09/09/2026
I'm very happy to report that my insurance is supportive of pregnant trans women! 🙂👍
BlueCross BlueShield of Texas

Caring For YOU AND YOUR BABY

Hello Jordan,

When you've learned you're pregnant, there's a lot to think about. Preparing and caring for a new baby can impact both your physical and mental health. It's equally important to take care of your body and your emotional needs. If you notice changes, trust yourself and talk to your doctor. You also have a plan from Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas that can help with resources to support your total health throughout your pregnancy and beyond.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 09/09/2026
yes, 4 u 🙂
*image of a trophy*
u don't like thing
here trophy
trophy 4 u
good job not likign thing
wow
clap
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JCog @jcog.dev · 08/09/2026
found this image saved on my computer yesterday and decided to post it today for no particular reason
*image of a trophy*
u don't like thing
here trophy
trophy 4 u
good job not likign thing
wow
clap
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JCog @jcog.dev · 06/09/2026
somehow I wasn't thinking stupidly enough 🙄
Jordan - 8/27/26, 1:15 PM
can't wait until we start changing other countries' names so we can have "Old Mexico" and "Mexico"
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JCog @jcog.dev · 02/09/2026
I have added a Li'l Oink alert to my stream 🐖
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JCog @jcog.dev · 27/08/2026
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in her lane. focused. flourishing.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 27/08/2026
first all bosses pb in over three years, and it's a big one!!
screenshot of my stream with a 3:04:05 paper mario all bosses speedrun pb
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JCog @jcog.dev · 22/08/2026
I lost the original alert when my hard drive died last year, but my power shock alert is back!
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JCog @jcog.dev · 21/08/2026
every time
Donnie Darko meme

1st panel: I found a use for AI.
2nd panel: LLMs or Machine Learning?
3rd panel: Machine Learning.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 13/08/2026
literally how did that guy think this could be enforced, like no you cannot run that game for the marathon that said you could because some other people who play the game said so lmfao
THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" SPEEDRUNNING

KingJ: I CONSENT
GDQ: I CONSENT
Game's Speedrunning Community: I DON'T!

ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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JCog @jcog.dev · 12/08/2026
note that even if you opt your channel out, your chat messages will still be used to train twitch/amazon's generative AI models if you chat in someone's stream who hasn't opted out. my advice is to be annoying about asking. any streamer who's opted out will be glad to tell you so.
What channel content (clips, chat, metadata, etc.) is eligible to be used for generative AI training?

Your stream and the stream's chat, your VODs, your Clips, Highlights, and any text or images on your Channel may be used. If you chat on someone else's stream, their opt-out preferences govern if that chat can be used for training.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 02/08/2026
messed up getting the splits screenshot, but sub 7 glundo, over a half hour PB!!
Paper Mario Glitchless 101% splits with a time of 6:50:12
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JCog @jcog.dev · 31/07/2026
well you see...
JCog 1:41 AM
completely random, but you wouldn't happen to have a JP copy of pape, would you? want to do a bit and I need a fifth lmfao

*picture of me holding four Paper Mario cartridges*

Gminus0 1:46 AM
I do
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JCog @jcog.dev · 29/07/2026
omg I didn't realize it'd been nearly seven years since I figured this out 💀
discord screenshot from August 21, 2019

JCog: this game is stupid
[video of me demonstrating the same thing as Supper Mario Broth]
iyce: ...
Rain: what
iyce: I fucking hate this game
Rain: lol
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JCog @jcog.dev · 24/07/2026
oh noooooo, looks like you broke the don't get banned rule, nothing I can do about that now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
JCog
Chat Rules
- No transphobia, homophobia, etc.
- Don't get banned :)
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JCog @jcog.dev · 20/07/2026
frame advance, coming very soon to the pape practice rom, courtesy of Official_Vladimir_Lenin 👀
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JCog @jcog.dev · 17/07/2026
so interesting thing: while it feels like a majority of software devs are pretty pro-AI these days, at least in some capacity (certainly not all though), r/ProgrammerHumor seems to be pretty consistently making fun of it, and tbh I'm not really sure what to make of that.
screenshot of the current top post on the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit. there is a smiling stick figure wearing a beanie next to text that reads:

"This is Luke
Luke just implemented Tetris
Actually he didn't because the AI did
Luke didn't learn anything
Don't be like Luke"
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JCog @jcog.dev · 15/07/2026
waiting for the day when this image stops being relevant (it's not coming)
woman taking a mirror selfie with text that says "trying to be chill at the function but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions"
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JCog @jcog.dev · 14/07/2026
oh my god this could be the run!!
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JCog @jcog.dev · 12/07/2026
I had no idea about this previously myself, but surely reading the top of a potential sponsor's wikipedia page would be part of doing their due diligence, no?
In 2001, due to financial troubles, the original SNK Corporation was forced to close. Anticipating the end of the company, founder Kawasaki established Playmore Corporation, which acquired all of the intellectual property of the SNK Corporation. In 2003, Playmore Corporation was renamed to SNK Playmore Corporation. In 2016, SNK dropped "Playmore" from its name. It has been owned by Electronic Gaming Development Company, a subsidiary of the Saudi Arabian Misk Foundation, since 2022.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 08/07/2026
apparently this is comfortable for her lol
my cat Rollo lying on her side with her back legs in the air
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JCog @jcog.dev · 06/07/2026
and this is about how that's going lmao
screenshot of a discord honeypot app failing to catch a scam bot
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JCog @jcog.dev · 04/07/2026
smart people: you shouldn't hang your bras by the strap, it'll stretch them out me: bra lamp
a lamp with a number of bras hanging off the switch
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JCog @jcog.dev · 03/07/2026
y'all big news, JCOGGERS is BACK
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JCog @jcog.dev · 03/07/2026
fr this is upsetting LOL
UCLA Health
https://www.uclahealth.org › news › article › caffeine-sensitivity-grows-as-people-age

Caffeine sensitivity grows as people age - UCLA Health

As you have come to suspect, it is indeed possible to develop caffeine sensitivity. Due to certain changes that take place in our bodies as we grow older, this becomes more common as we age. Research shows that older adults clear caffeine from the body more slowly than younger people.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 09/06/2026
been building a local music library lately to be able to quit using spotify and I'm happy to report that I finally figured out how to get jellyfin to stop picking this picture of All Time Low as the primary image of my entire collection LOL
members of the band All Time Low posing shirtless
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JCog @jcog.dev · 24/05/2026
Marie @Marie32287... 01 Nov 25
@XboxSupport can you please remove this irresponsible poster and report them to the police

JCog @JCog_ 31 Oct 24
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JCog @jcog.dev · 22/05/2026
the plant claims another 😔
Balatro screenshot in Ante 23 with $3,222 and Blueprint x4, DNA, Mime, and Baron, but about to face The Plant (All face cards are debuffed)Balatro game over screenshot.
Best Hand: 6.39e80 (high score)
Ante: 23 (high score)
Round: 69 (high score)
Defeated By: The Plant
Seed: 832JHDNJ
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JCog @jcog.dev · 20/05/2026
what on earth is going on over at linkedin?
 LinkedIn puzzles are heating up. 8 connections finished. 🔥
	

30s break!
Zip

Connect the dots in order and see how quickly you can fill the grid.
Solve Now
	

3 min break!
Mini Sudoku

The classic game, made mini. Crafted by the originators of “Sudoku.”
Solve Now
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JCog @jcog.dev · 10/05/2026
cat that has decided to ignore gravity:
my cat, Rollo, lying against a pillow sideways
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JCog @jcog.dev · 09/05/2026
went climbing for the first time yesterday 🙂
me in the middle of climbing at a climbing gym
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JCog @jcog.dev · 02/05/2026
I still don't really understand what steam trading cards are, but every couple years I can go through all the ones I somehow have and sell them at market value for enough to buy a new game, so tbh I'm not complaining.
JCog $8.17
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JCog @jcog.dev · 28/04/2026
seems like a good change, but I've always found it interesting how on windows you have to bend over backwards to prevent updates from happening, and meanwhile on linux you have to type your password and give explicit permission to allow updates to happen
“Shutdown, Restart on your terms,” Microsoft says. “Restarting or shutting down your PC should always be simple, predictable, and on your terms – even with updates waiting to be installed.” And that sums up the change.

The point-by-point updates coming to your PC are as follows:

1. "Skip updates immediately during the out of box experience (OOBE)
2. Extend update pauses as many times as you need
3. Always-available options to shut down and restart without updating
4. More insights on available updates so you can make more informed installation decisions."
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JCog @jcog.dev · 16/04/2026
😎
screenshot of my stream after getting a 1:37:43 in Paper Mario Any% (No ACE)
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JCog @jcog.dev · 13/04/2026
I love having a twitch bot that makes it easy to just do things like this
snooze next ad if it's too soon after a raid
JCog committed 3 minutes ago
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JCog @jcog.dev · 02/04/2026
this must be what they mean by "transgender for everybody"
TRANS-EARTH RETURN
Return Trajectory Correction (RTC) burns as necessary to aim for Earth's atmosphere: travel time approximately 4 days.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 01/04/2026
so I did some debugging and found this was actually caused by my capture card driver, so I sent a detailed support email and they already (hopefully) fixed it??? best customer service ever tbh.
Hello Jordan , we have just updated the driver. Please [cut off]
https://www.acasis.com/pages/acasis-product-drivers
Best regards
Loir
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JCog @jcog.dev · 31/03/2026
hey
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JCog @jcog.dev · 30/03/2026
well I learned the hard way tonight not to run a linux kernel without long term support without a very good reason, but the comedic timing was incredible at least
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop fstrim[161549]: /mnt/d: 526.2 GiB (565043625984 bytes) trimmed on /dev/sdb2
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop fstrim[161549]: /mnt/c: 61 GiB (65462099968 bytes) trimmed on /dev/sda3
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop fstrim[161549]: /boot/efi: 60.4 MiB (63370240 bytes) trimmed on /dev/sda1
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop fstrim[161549]: /: 1 TiB (1153748856832 bytes) trimmed on /dev/sdc1
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop systemd[1]: fstrim.service: Deactivated successfully.
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop systemd[1]: Finished fstrim.service - Discard unused blocks on filesystems from /etc/fstab.
Mar 30 01:43:25 jcog-desktop systemd[1]: fstrim.service: Consumed 4.068s CPU time.
Mar 30 01:43:51 jcog-desktop kernel: BUG: kernel NULL pointer dereference, address: 0000000000000000
Mar 30 01:43:51 jcog-desktop kernel: #PF: supervisor read access in kernel mode
Mar 30 01:43:51 jcog-desktop kernel: #PF: error_code(0x0000) - not-present page1:42 Sleepy__Dan__: for the bit you should end stream when you flip the switch
1:44 Sleepy__Dan__: wait...
1:44 PaintSkate8: aint no way stream died right after she said that KEKW
1:44 dodecadevin: welp
1:44 Bumi_Jr_: f
1:44 Lcheeseboy: it was very funny, for the record
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JCog @jcog.dev · 26/03/2026
using history to predict the future is woke, I guess
Gender Verification No More?

Myron Genel, MD

[Medscape Women's Health 5(3), 2000. Copyright 2000 Medscape, Inc.]

 

While there has been abundant publicity regarding the testing of Olympic athletes for use of prohibited performance-enhancing substances, it is not well known that for more than 30 years the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has required all female competitors to undergo "gender verification." The purported rationale is to detect male imposters who would have an unfair competitive advantage. In point-of-fact, genuine imposters have not been uncovered; however, gender verification procedures have resulted in substantial harm to a number of unassailable
women athletes born with relatively rare genetic abnormalities that affect development of the gonads or the expression of secondary sexual characteristics.[1] The recent decision by the IOC to suspend gender verification, at least for the forthcoming summer games in Sydney, Australia, now offers hope that these inappropriate procedures will soon disappear (A. Ljungqvist, personal communication).
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JCog @jcog.dev · 21/03/2026
baby
my cat Rollo looking absolutely adorable
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JCog @jcog.dev · 19/03/2026
like this is the mentality we're dealing with here
That's my point. Just because the person is bad shouldn't discredit the actual run. By doing stuff like that you cheapen the whole hobby.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 18/03/2026
🚨 twitter update: the porn bots have gone woke, I repeat, the porn bots have gone woke 🚨
Lily ♡ soft @RMiller8217 - Mar 3
Are you gay, JCog?
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JCog @jcog.dev · 16/03/2026
first not horrible run!
Paper Mario All Badges speedrun splits with a time of 3:46:29
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JCog @jcog.dev · 16/03/2026
just found a bite mark on my mascara LOL
mascara with a suspiciously cat-teeth-shaped indent on the cap
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JCog @jcog.dev · 16/03/2026
recreating my stream alerts that I lost in a hard drive failure, but this time using a custom program instead of SAMMI 👀
new BadRng().setRewardTrigger("Give streamer bad RNG")
new FishHead(obs).setRewardTrigger("Fish Announcer"),
new GoodRng().setRewardTrigger("Give streamer good RNG
new Helium(obs).setBitTrigger(150),
new MiiChannel().setRewardTrigger("Mii Channel Theme")
new MuteMic(obs).setBitTrigger(140),
new Nice().setRewardTrigger("Nice"),
new ToadScream().setRewardTrigger("Toad Scream"),
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JCog @jcog.dev · 12/03/2026
this made me finally get up and figure out where I put the windex www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd
Your ΔE(OK) JND
0.0029
Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.
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JCog @jcog.dev · 10/03/2026
very bad, will improve
speedrun splits for Paper Mario All Badges with a time of 4:11:42
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