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Chris Morrison

@jcmorrison74.bsky.social
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Teacher, dad. Let’s see if this place will be better. He/him.

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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 3h
Dela Soul 2 Soul Rolling Stone Roses Sugarhill Gang of Four
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 14h
Only two. And he killed one
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
According to Sideshow Bob, reading Tom Clancy is more painful than being clubbed with his books in the prison book club
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Making Thanksgiving dinner for my kids, girlfriend, and her mom. Aside from Gravenberch’s red card, having a great day
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 09/10/2026
I wrote about Jim Bakker, whose parasocial style of grifter evangelism seemed freakish to mainstream society in the 80s and is now the machinery by which mainstream society operates
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The Death and Afterlife of an American Con Man
Jim Bakker’s vision of the future came to pass. Just not in the way the disgraced televangelist imagined.
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hope ABNDP politicians are paying attention to how John Ossoff talks about his opponent because that is the rhetoric they should be using during the referendum and in the lead up to next year’s election.
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
John Franco is the Micro Machines guy?
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry
Alt: Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Step Brothers Grimm
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re going to start charging you for exposing us to your posts
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m listening
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta say, The Bee Gees were awesome and incredibly fucked up as people. And Odessa is a classic
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s a pedo. Calling it now
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know if you’re joking
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re going to fix her up so they can kill her again
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They were great people
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was backstage at Sled Island 2014, working security for Spiritualized. I heard the whole show. Didn’t see it. I got to escort the members back to the green room. Told them how great they sounded. Almost made up for missing them when the opened for Radiohead in 1998
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neil Young and Rod Stewart are huge model train fans. Stewart brings one on tour to play with
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure what you’re talking about but ok
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I’d ever asked my dad, who’s own dad served in WW2 and hand never laid a hand on me in anger, if Hitler was so bad, he would have thrown me out a window
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Homer Simpson Drooling
Alt: Homer Simpson Drooling
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@gdnicholson.bsky.social no? Nothing? No comment?
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@emmettmacfarlane.com hopefully my argument with a Carney supporter didn’t fill up your feed. If it did, I apologize
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Ya boyfriend supported American bombing of a girls’ school in Iran. As did you
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ANALYSIS | Did Carney go too far in offering 'support' for U.S. strikes against Iran? | CBC News
Every prime minister is called upon, at one time or another, to comment on the actions of an American president. For Mark Carney, the latest moment of necessity arrived this past weekend — when the Un...
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently the prime minister of Canada has very little power to prevent provinces restricting rights of trans people. Or he does, but he refuses because he doesn’t care
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know trans people are just an abstract to you, but I have many in my life beyond my son. Maybe you could develop the empathy gene for people than don’t look like you?
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He can’t put pressure on them? No? Not at all? Not? Your hero’s just a smol boy? Maybe your boy shouldn’t be a leader if he can’t lead. But you making excuses for him tells me you’re ok with my son being discriminated against. Thanks asshole. I always knew you were a real conservative
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe I should tell my trans son and students that it’s ok the Carney isn’t doing anything about Alberta persecuting trans kids because some shit head named Gregory said Carney is ok? And you have none trans friends.
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok boomer. Keep eating up what your leader feeds you. Carney is a conservative and Harper is a big fan of him. So you’re a big fan of Harper. Unlike you, I actually interact with trans people and racial minorities. They’re not an abstract to me. But you keep lying to yourself
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your boyfriend supports Trump’s war in Iran. So he supported bombing a girls school. So you support that. Maybe try using the internet for something other than arguing with strangers ya dumb ass?
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keep crying lib. Ya boy’s a neo-con. Maybe you can sign up for the military to bomb poor countries? You’d probably enjoy murdering brown people
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You have none. Trans friends. Or friends. Because you’re a horrid human being. You and Carney cheer the bombing of a girls school in Iran. You probably enjoyed that
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ya boy Carney is buying military equipment from America and sending it to Israel. You just enjoy genocide ya dumb fuck. Keep stroking to kids dying ya shit
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey dumbass. Thanks for introducing profanity into the discussion. Carney is Harper 2.0. You liked Harper’s policy’s but not him. Because you’re a piece of shit as a human being. Enjoy trans kids being persecuted and minorities losing rights. You probably masturbate to those thoughts
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No asshole. Because Carney is a Conservative. You like him because you hate minorities. Go fuck yourself eight ways from Sunday. Enjoy your leader’s acquiescence to America. Ya dum fuq
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I finished it today. I did not know about all Robin’s trauma. A train wreck and an avalanche?!?!? Of course his songs were melancholy. He was depressed?!?!
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok Boomer. Check Carney’s policies. Harper is a fan. Maybe you’re a Con?
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boy howdy
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s Harper 2.0
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would be an interesting study
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sucks
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only made it 9 minutes in as surgery was quick and successful
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a theater,
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Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
Alt: Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary with jizz as mouse
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Microsurgery today. Have to be there for 5-8 hours. Have a book, my French homework, a big Italian sandwich, and a 2 hour plus bonus episode of @500songspodcast.bsky.social on The Bee Gees. Not a horrible way to spend the day
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A movie based on one of Hoover’s books was filming a block from my house last year. I mentioned to my daughter the name of the writer (I was unfamiliar), and I’ll say your disdain for her writing was milder than my daughter’s
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Business in Calgary has always supported the Cons regardless of their horrible policies because they continue to receive subsidies that enrich the foreign owners of oil and gas. Yedlin and her like ain’t on our side. Never were
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And by the end it all makes perfect sense. But trying to explain it to non-listeners make you seem a little crazy
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Chris Morrison @jcmorrison74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s bread and circuses. And people can’t afford bread
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 03/10/2026
Everything shitty that's ever happened to you has been because children aren't valued in our society.
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Child liberation: Everything sucks because of how we treat kids | Dr. Hilary Agro
YouTube video by Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD
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