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@jckbee.bsky.social
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He/They ||"We enter [the path] knowing our work will fall short even as there is no alternative but to act."|| bla bla bla I in ph.d. program

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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Microdosing polio vaccines before rfk jr takes them off the menu
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Rip Kurt Vonnegut you would’ve loved reading your own books while listening to Geordie Greep
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The ladies love me because I tell them that I would also fly off the fucking handle if my friend called me and told me his chemo was no longer being covered by insurance
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh you’re a Covid conscious autistic butch lesbian? Call that a masked masking masc
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Seinfeld bit where guy goes to the capitol on January 6 2020 and 2024
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Homie said oncogenes disrupt the checks and balances of cell replication
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Motherfucker is making cancer go gubernatorial mode
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
@queeneevee.bsky.social did I win at fantasy football I ain’t openin that shit
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Watching dancing fruits and vegetable baby sensory videos set to rah tah tah
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Making people in fantasy football fly off into gamer rage because they can’t handle my expert plays (three of my players are not playing for some reason (it says bye) (idc what that means)). (I still won)
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Blue Iowa polling has left me with a sense of whimsy and magic I have not since felt
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Most contextually aware social media user
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Watching Minecraft edits on Instagram hasn’t been the same ever since they started using awful phonk as their music backing
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
We are back to mustache moding.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
My dumbass
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The Yankees have collated with the spirits of the imps of hell and are being justly punished for their crimes. They will never win against the armies of light.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Super neat
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Every time I do this Judge Judy reduces me to a grain of sand
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
After extensive praying to higher beings the Dodgers attained enlightenment and saw that allowing their enemies to succeed would add more into the love world.
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Disco Elysium offers a tremendous variety of roleplaying choices & alternate solutions I will never see because they'd disappoint Kim Kitsuragi
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
The Yankees are super problematic but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I would like to spawn leftist discourse in a gamer’s replies. I will forward the revolution.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Tyler the Creator’s new album had nothing to do with the vaginal microbiota. It’s like he doesn’t even care.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Lactobacillus crispatus ❤️
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I’m crashing out into gamer rage when you bastardize my microbial message to the masses. The ladies love me because I know about L. Crispatus
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I will ban you from my shit
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The ladies love me because I’m always thinking about their microbiome.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Meow meow meow meow meow
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
89% single family zoning as a percentage of all residential zoning. Also look at those beautiful seas of suburbs
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Burlington shitty zoning
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Unprotected bike lane
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I will kill you with a rock.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
All I did was look at him longingly in his beautiful brown eyes.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Goated mode of transportation fr
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Fellas is it gay to have another man explain how to replace a bike tire tube
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Cursed cats
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
@mandinha.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/10/2024
Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out
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Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out
CHAPEL HILL, NC—Responding to concern about the Trump administration accusing hundreds of Hispanic people living near the U.S.–Mexico border of having fraudulent birth certificates and revoking their ...
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
@astralscrivener.bsky.social
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
They/them, next question. You’re welcome for your pronouns.
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
All I follow are people who are woke and have blue hair and pronouns but all I retweet(?) reskeet(?) is dril saying all his followers are dumbfucks and should be put in prison
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
if my car blows up, arrest every all my dumb fuck followers, put their ass in handcuffs, they are all complicit, they are all so nasty to me
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
You just hate to see someone enjoying themselves
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Everyone always told my getting my PhD would be easy and I would get everything right on my first try but this is so hard :(
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Last dumbass thing you say before I tell you to drink warm soup, tea with honey and lemon, and get plenty of sleep
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Jack @jckbee.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Not in yours maybe
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