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@jcjmorris.bsky.social
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Optimistic, submissive, sertraline-powered, linguiststicky, penis-adjacent situation. Never knowingly hinged

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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 2h
I'd say do it, but very much checking my own privilege here
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 16h
Literally a magic spell
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also a rough retelling of Dante's Inferno 👍👍
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Battery meter, please and thank you. Just on my arm would be fine
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BlueyR
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stupid joke alert: 90210 is Beverly Hills, but don't forget Dawson's Creek, which is... 90108... 🎵 ...for our lives to be over...
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yay, I can read that. It says 'alcohol'. Either 'jíu' in Chinese or whatever the word is in Japanese that they stole the Chinese character for 👍
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Atomic Shitten
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reminds me of the stupid joke: I went to this really great restaurant with my wife the other day, but I can't remember the name of it... Hey, what's that flower, it's red, it's got a stem with thorns... Rose! Yeah, that's it.. HEY ROSE, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO THE OTHER DAY?
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like, dude, you sound like LiveJournal circa 2003...
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where have all the flowers gone? Oklahoma
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Elements Song 2 Immigrant Song For Whoever
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Killing In The Name Of Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know how long I will have to sit on this joke before the topic comes up in conversation, but sit on it I will, because it is truly the stuff of legend
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Carouselma
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Life of PiPi
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Footloocy
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had the same thought. Turns out you have to have dedicated your entire career to doing good things for the entire world in order to win that prize. Who knew?
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it's better when they don't work properly and it's just stupid 🤷
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
La La Haine Land
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of this. Great album, but approach the final track with caution, because it'll destroy you emotionally if you're not careful
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Ask me again if 'it's because I'm on my period'..."
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ponyo on a cliff by the Seabiscuit
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Monsters Inkheart
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Avatár
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Oi, Charlie, get a job!"
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just you wait. You'll never be able to hear anything else 😈
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a little bit early, but I'm just going to go ahead and plant this seed in your brain for the holiday season: 🎵 Rockin' around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring, Later, we'll have some fuckin' pie, and we'll do some caroling
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Give me some Skin youtu.be/T7Lwepyktko?...
youtu.be
Skunk Anansie - Political (live)
YouTube video by LX T
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/32DM5tNeHBA?...
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Secret of Kells - Aisling's Song (Pangur Bán) Lyrics & Translation
YouTube video by PigsAndSquigs
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This song gets me every time
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should be regularly and thoroughly examined
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bloody love fennel
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/zocwNEYlhH8?...
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Je t'aime... Moi non plus
YouTube video by Böhse Onkelz - Topic
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hashtag not all massive undersea creatures
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Ponyo: Granmamare with Boat
ALT: Ponyo: Granmamare with Boat
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always say Sue Perkins
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mushroom and split pea madras. This curry will gives a serious buff to your Earth stat. Who wants some?
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Ye best start believin' in Teams Meetings, Miss Swann... Yer in one!"
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Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa: Annoyed Eyeroll
ALT: Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa: Annoyed Eyeroll
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do posters of you make you look increasingly like you've been drawn by yourself?
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"There are no bad ideas, only bad people..."
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get a ukulele, but specifically a high-g ukulele so you can be extremely nerdy about re-entrant tuning for the rest of your days. Like me 👍👍
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The future is here, and yep, it's fkn weird
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With all due respect:
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Big Lebowski: Your Opinion Man
ALT: Big Lebowski: Your Opinion Man
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One step ahead of you, my friend, one step ahead... 🫏💨
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This film and Backrooms are masterclasses in sustained discomfort. I love them both
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That gif is the best scene in the film. Proper WTF am I Even Watching 👍👍
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trouble is, in my part of the world, TVP means Thames Valley Police...
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I sometimes have to do this for my students, who hear all kinds of English words. My best explanation ever was "it's a part of the body, women don't have this, men have one of these, and she's saying you've got one on your head"
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening and empathy, he says, giving two answers because he wasn't listening to the question...
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James is here too @jcjmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Male friendship is actually brilliant. Too bad too many straight men seem unable to focus on that, rather than the "friend zone" nonsense they've made up 🤷
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