Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Um, you should invest in good public transit because you’re a city, not because the Olympics are coming and you’re gonna be sooooo embarrassed when all the other countries see how shit the service is here. 062
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m happy to bring you an iced coffee also if that’s your problem. Just tell me your order in advance. 000
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026AI ruining every punctuation mark and big word for professional writers. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Check out this story I wrote for the Times to find out how you can get a replica sphinx. They’re very cool and you can read real books made of paper while you’re there. 071
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I sat next to a grown man who sobbed during Spider-Man: Brand New Day and it was honestly refreshing. Good for you, man. Release those feelings. Here for you. 150
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Bear is the villain” is “Victor is the real monster” but for the internet. 000
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026People bragging they’re safe because they only eat meat, bread, and cheese could probably use a good bout of diarrhea lettuce, frankly. 040
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 15/07/2026A man stopped me at the Metro station to tell me I was dressed like “pure elegance.” I am dressed like Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the way to meet my friend at a Buffy event. 130
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Saw a scythe in the sky on the 4th of July. Good omen. 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s a server at an Italian cafe near me who makes the best cappuccino I have ever had. He became a lifeline for me during the darkest month of my life. I’d show up in the same sweats on a couple hours of sleep and there he’d be. He doesn’t know this. One day, we got to talking and he told me… 210
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I had more fun last night than I’d had in years watching CATS in a packed independent theater connected to a video store than I have had doing anything else in years. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I used to be jealous of people younger than me because they’d see more of the future. Space travel. Aliens. Star Trek shit. Now, I’m jealous of people who got to be adults in the 70s/80s. This future sucks, and I just want to be someone who got to have a career and watch appointment TV. 6543
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don’t want to go to any JAWS parties this 4th of July. Invite me to your CAPE FEAR party. 010
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahNoah J. Nelson, Immersonaut Prime @noahjnelson.com · 23/06/2026😍😍😍 021
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I honestly don’t know where to find the will to live on this planet anymore. This is what it has become. 0211
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026AI isn’t even good at slop. I was at karaoke the other day and someone sang Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” Perfectly infectious slop, made by humans. “Fun, fun, think about fun, you know what it is.” Exquisite. Also, her new song is, as is the parlance of our time, a bop. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The only reason things get “buried” in my inbox is because the same PR people hoping things don’t get “buried” will not stop following up within 24 hours of the first pitch that wasn’t a fit. It’s honestly gotten maddening to a point where I assume it’s now just automated. I have 500 unread emails! 130
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I just want the person who monitors my work computer to know that I listen to hours of people softly crinkling paper to ambient music because they leafblow the city parking lot behind my apartment four times a day. 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Stop having DJs at networking events. I can’t hear what people do for work over “Mambo No. 5,” the actual song blasting at the networking event I left. 130
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I miss Twitter. Every day, I could have numerous conversations with strangers about both important topics and the movie Lifeforce. Here? Idk. Dead. Billionaires ruined talking about Lifeforce… and everything else. 270
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They played Bad Bunny during my barre class tonight and I was like wow, this is so unamerican, why aren’t we wearing jeans in the cold plunge and slamming raw milk in the hot tub, also in jeans? 030
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 11/02/2026You might think I pulled my shoulder at the many workout classes or weight lifting sets I did last week, but it was spooning my cat for eight hours the other night. 010
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026BREAKING: A federal judge just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father from immigration custody — condemning their removal from Minneapolis as unconstitutional. Judge Fred Biery condemned "the perfidious lust for unbridled power" and "the imposition of cruelty." 8941181068
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/01/2026What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout: @peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE people.com/ice-detains-... 21060612216
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I need to meet another person who loves SAW VI as much as I do. It’s the perfect movie about America. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Who shall eat the Bus Pie? Who shall learn if the boons are worth the banes? 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 10/11/2025So did no one read Frankenstein? It feels like no one’s read Frankenstein. 260
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 30/10/2025How are they going to make “Monster Mash” a movie? It’s obviously a mystery/thriller about whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist. 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Oh, boy. Black Mirror isn’t even fun anymore because we live in Black Mirror. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Someone recently asked me when I got into reading/watching cannibal and vampire stuff and while I'm not entirely sure, I did spend my whole childhood doing a ritual every Sunday where we ate a dude and drank his blood so that was probably it. 0146
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I made a Covid/flu vaccine appointment at a CVS inside a Target. Checked the box stating I had an underlying condition. Received vaccine without issue. So if you want one, I guess try that. Oh, and if you’re gonna tell me vaccines are bad, ef off. 291
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/09/2025enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits 499290248528
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 21/08/2025As someone who bakes, I’m aware that there are usually dowels inside tiered cakes. So like… has anyone gouged their new spouse’s eye out smashing their face in a cake? 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Any time I see some thing internet guy going on with glee about replacing human women with sex robots it’s like duh, you’ve been railing against cat ladies for years cuz you can’t even handle an animal that doesn’t do whatever you say. Take your horny Furby and leave! 030
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Options: - Sit at home alone, wait to die. - Spend $40 on a 13-minute Lyft. - Spend 2 hours on public transit, assuming it shows up. - Walk, but know that if it’s dark and anyone murders you, there’ll be 800 Facebook comments about how you shouldn’t have been walking alone without a bazooka. 151
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I think Millennials think they look young because growing up, 30+ adults were depicted as decrepit. We don’t look or feel that way, which is why people who look like a healthy 35 or 40 say they look 28. Also confusing: 27-yos on TV playing high school sophomores. 010
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Smart glasses may seem silly but as someone who lost my near vision following surgery, I tried these XReal glasses that plug into a computer and I think they would fix my posture. I am always hunched over just to see the screen clearly. 130
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Me as a child: I wanna live in Star Wars. Me as an adult: Not like this! 1174
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 07/06/2025At this point, why not take our world’s 4th largest economy and leave? Everything has become so silly. 050
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahCNN @cnn.com · 06/06/2025The Trump administration is preparing to cancel a large swath of federal funding for California, an effort which could begin as soon as Friday, according to multiple sources.cnn.comTrump preparing large-scale cancellation of federal funding for California, sources say | CNN PoliticsThe Trump administration is preparing to cancel a large swath of federal funding to California, an effort which could begin as soon as Friday, according to multiple sources. 508238
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I love when two high agency males go at it, actually. 020
Reposted by Juliet Bennett RylahAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away 608350088050
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I love the Boss, but if a man told me “you ain’t a beauty, but, hey, you’re alright,” I simply would not get in his car. 031
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The look of irritation on my face was so palpable that the bartender asked me if I needed to vent. I do not, but this is what I miss about bartending. No $22 craft cocktails, just pouring a beer or a whiskey and asking someone if they want to complain at me. I hope to bartend as an old lady someday. 050
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I imagine that every morning in the White House begins with a performance of the “Gaston” song from BEAUTY & THE BEAST and no one is allowed to start work until it’s done. 020
Juliet Bennett Rylah @jbrylah.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Today I was reminded that I’d rather carry 30 pounds of groceries an extra mile than talk to men at Metro stations. 040
