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The Onion @theonion.com · 11m
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name theonion.com/cornell-tries-going-by…
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
‘Welcome To Tompkins University,’ Reads New Sign Outside Beleaguered Ivy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden theonion.com/all-right-all-right-yo…
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden
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I'M Not Mad
ALT: I'M Not Mad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Dennis Hastert Dies theonion.com/dennis-hastert-dies

“From the first couple sentences I’ve read about him, he sounds like an impressive guy.”

Shane Kress, Medical Restocker
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I was the judge: 1) I'd applaud the effort, very inventive, and 2) Authorize service via drone drop.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is huge. I think her being able to speak to her experience -- under oath, in court filings -- could go a long way in a court (maybe even SCOTUS) finding lethal injection an unconstitutional violation of the 8th Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ordered koozies for my Dunkin' iced coffees. They arrived today and I can't wait to use one tomorrow!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like a Bob Ross painting
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Broadcast teams are up for this Saturday:
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one's a doozy!
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been thinking about this for a while and this is the first I've actually seen of a Democrat actually saying it. Makes you wonder whether Alito or Thomas might retire during the lame duck Senate so they can try to ram through a young conservative.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him theonion.com/trump-drops-bombshell-…
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
Did Biden Rig 2020 Race By Courting Voters?
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is like 10 minutes down the road from me
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 02/10/2026
Weeks before her planned execution, Christa Pike expressed concerns that the lethal injections might not work, according to an unedited audio recording shared by her lawyers in response to questions from The New York Times. nyti.ms/4hUk98R
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's season 51 and someone didn't know you can't vote for yourself?!?! Come on dude.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It glows in the dark! This could be my Halloween costume! www.hiddenvalley.com/products/ran...
hiddenvalley.com
Hidden Valley™ Spooky Ranch Halloween Condiment & Dressing
Enjoy Hidden Valley™ Spooky Ranch, the limited-edition black ranch dressing with classic Original Ranch flavor. Perfect for Halloween pizza, wings, and snacks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents theonion.com/trump-to-rename-ai-sup…
“Even the Constitution?”

Anton Pastranak, Systems Analyst
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally a shirt knows me!
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta *fall* asleep first though. Don't want it too cold.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It looks so cold and sterile.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please take this new BuzzFeed quiz: Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting real strong Woodland Creatures vibes, from South Park (I'm sorry, South America) Imaginationland episodes.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The NFC West all lost this week... Except San Francisco!
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I try to make a habit of listening to DMB albums on their anniversaries, so of course I took advantage of an excuse to listen to UTTAD. And here's a good reminder that Johnny Galecki starred in the Satellite music video.
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Dave Matthews Band @dmbofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today we’re celebrating 32 years of Under the Table and Dreaming & Dave Matthews Band Day!
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lee Corso's 'Not So Fast, My Friend' on College GameDay
ALT: Lee Corso's 'Not So Fast, My Friend' on College GameDay
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, Dodgers beat Giants 2-0 in a game that lasted 1 hour 54 minutes.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not gonna lie, sitting around shirtless at 81° covered in chicken & ranch dressing sounds pretty good right now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aced it.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is CNN airing this because of Jake Tapper? Or because it still hasn't been granted its pool privileges back?
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone near me is setting off a shit ton of fireworks. Ostensibly to celebrate the First Amendment.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty much the only good thing going over on X is George Kittle having fun. x.com/gkittle46/st...
x.com
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Real J Peterman bus tour
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump is refusing to comply with a court order? Color me shocked.
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Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nytimes.com
Weird Al Never Grew Up. Neither Did These Fans (or Their Dads). (Gift Article)
Sons and fathers bond at the accordion-wielding pop parodist’s concerts.
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Anderson Cooper comment 💀
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poor Tony Romo is missing out on a trip to Rio!
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John Brennan @jbren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A majority of SCOTUS has already shown deference to Trump when in the realm of national security (see Ballroom decision) so it's no wonder national security is his justification for everything now (see Triumphal Arch, media bans, etc.)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.com/career-ending-facebook…
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
very excited and grateful for this! “Kill. Bury. Print.” premieres this Sunday Sept 27 on Peacock! trailer here: youtu.be/ZLfo4At-stg variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Rachel Maddow’s ‘Kill. Bury. Print.’ Wins 2026 David Carr Award From Montclair Film Festival
Rachel Maddow's ‘Kill. Bury. Print.’ Wins 2026 David Carr Award From Montclair Film Festival
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