JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 20/09/2026Welcome to mario kart tour where the optimal strats look like this 040
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 18/09/2026I didn't edit this but Pan's not on bluesky so I just want to share what may be the single greatest intro in any of our videos 110
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 10/09/2026I just fell asleep for an hour and right before I woke up I saw this 141
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 07/09/2026On this historic day of the 6th of September 2026 I somehow beat @wishvolo.bsky.social at pop'n music versus mode 131
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 25/08/2026There's another way which ignores the framerate entirely: if you turn off Input.use_accumulated_input, then the _input function will fire off immediately instead of waiting for the next frame. I use this for my rhythm game and it works beautifully 040
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 15/08/2026Made a lil 1.3 level in honor of GD spirit day (except I'm a day late lol) Check it out: 147070517 000
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 04/08/2026I love how this is just wrong, you need your GD password to send this request so someone else doing it is very much cause for alarm 050
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 20/07/2026I know a whole lot of useless Just Dance-related trivia, but perhaps my favorite is that The Smurfs: Dance Party has unreasonably strong anti-piracy and it went uncracked for years because nobody gave a shit 17921
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 15/07/2026I have become completely unable to take this photo of Lebron James seriously 010
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 09/07/2026Whenever someone says they don't know what Samba de Amigo is I just send them this 020
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 27/06/2026Earlier this month I registered a Tumblr account to follow some friends. I don't intend to post and probably have very few Bluesky mutuals who are on the site, but here it is anyways 110
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 13/06/2026Looking back it's genuinely frightening how quickly I became adept at talking to people over text. I wrote these comments when I was 9 years old 191
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 07/06/2026Something I love about the Slay the Spire wiki is the characters having so little lore that every single officially confirmed thing about them is documented 010
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 04/06/2026HEARTWARMING: Rick the hamster now surpasses all of the real people named "Rick Kirby" in Google search pertinence, which means that you no longer have to specifically look up "Rick FROM Kirby" to get images of him 092
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 27/05/2026YouTube auto-captions have only gotten more accurate over time but it's still funny how they just completely fail to indicate tone. "Oh no", Pan said calmly 131
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 16/05/2026Part of me wants to build more platformer levels in GD, but another part of me realizes that I already peaked with ScratchDotMitDotEdu's boss fight 085
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 14/05/2026Over the last couple of years I've slowly amassed these and now they're just scattered across my room. Find my 8 pichus 094
JBRedux @jbredux.dev · 10/05/2026The gang and I were re-watching Guardians Of The Galaxy not too long ago and we accidentally discovered that Gangplank Galleon makes this scene 100x better 141
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![Screenshot from The Cutting Room Floor:
Anti-Piracy
As documented by the developers of the GameCube/Wii emulator Dolphin, if the game is loaded on a modded Wii console running an illegitimate copy of the game, the game appears to freeze on a black screen after the initial opening logos. On further inspection, however, the game actually displays a message "MetaFortress RESPONSE!" in an external framebuffer.
The game is able to catch on to this due to exploiting a complacency regarding how homebrew game launchers work: Because of the faster transfer speeds, launchers use IOS58 to allow USB 2.0 support and grant the launcher access to vastly improved transfer rates for dumped disc-based games. However, IOS58 disables the ability to use USB 1.1. If the protection sees that access to the older USB standard is impossible, then it triggers the protection.
The protection was created by a company called Metaforic, which made security software for games such as Kirby's Return to Dream Land and to combat and stop the flashcard piracy for the DS.
[A screenshot below the text shows the text "MetaFortress RESPONSE!" on an otherwise-empty black screen.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreihai7dyjwbuurvovr5nq55p7gaq2slrxknunsluo73qaa6geikrvm)
!["The Ironclad's name is not Steve."[citation link]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreibwfgaajvz4lkc7oxkgweeeitezap3bx7pop2imkxmdv2ty3rqjvm)
![Winnie the Pooh as Raiden from Metal Gear Rising: "Did we win?"
Christopher Robin: [Burger King logo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreiauybzro5mhxnwi3dbaiw2auay2wy74qjimbdmw7twhpkjeb47tne)
![Megamind vs. Fighting Polygon Team [vs.30]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreidda4ngbmqtqq2ss4xhl6gk262koafrtz2k3jpfjal6uwr6ponpe4)
![In Godot's script editor:
[Line 84] extension = "EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER"
[Error at (84, 21)] Value of type "String" cannot be assigned to a variable of type "Node3D".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreih4x2pwxe2cbvw7dbn64cxxpu4rxjfrulsudpce4yf4qdpohhhyqq)
![[2 panel comic based on the "Holy shit! Two cakes" meme.]
[The top panel is captioned "CREATORS".]
Angry man: "I FUCKING HATE GEOMETRY DASH" [shooting eye lasers at the two cakes on the table]
[The bottom panel is the same as the top panel but is captioned "PLAYERS" instead of "CREATORS".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ihxezbbt2e6b7udriq7ovdk4/bafkreiglofyvicfxoynbjqam33sageo6bt4rs6r42h7v5jyitdfvoi7gfy)
