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Jonathan Ben Matthews

@jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social
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Actor musician. All points, northern England. (No unsolicited DM's or Onlyfans, thank you).

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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I only come here to be reminded of how pathetic liberals are. #neolibssuck
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/06/2025
Truth-tellers, not rioters. Protect these two men at all costs. “You feel tough with your assault rifles and your sticks. You should be standing here with us. You’re on the wrong side of history.” “John Lewis said make good trouble… that means make trouble on behalf of democracy.”
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m trying to go an entire month without using any euphemisms for masturbation. Touch wood.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's the Spring Equinox - the first astronomical day of spring! ☀️ Longer days. Lighter evenings. Sunshine warm on your skin, birds singing, blossom in the branches.
Golden sunlight bursts through a tangle of budding trees, casting long beams of light across a mossy woodland floor. New green shoots push up through leaf litter and patches of moss, catching the glow of the morning sun. A soft haze fills the air, with a hint of warmth and life returning to the woods.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Starship bloopers...
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It was a Mafia style,shakedown by two of the worst actors on live TV. He wanted to say "you're fired" so bad. He brought his little lap dog out this time to start yapping so he didn't look like the petty, thin skinned knobhead we know him to be. VZ's face said it all.We're more with him than ever.
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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Deform - Putin's Poodles
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
One month in...
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a man in a bathtub with the words party is over
ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words party is over
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Worst. Episode. EVER.
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Crypto currency is currently being tolerated for 2 reasons, imho. 1. As it stands, it's a great way of funnelling money Upwards. 2. To use as an excuse for the next inevitable global financial meltdown. Our "leaders" will bale them out AGAIN with our money. Privatised profit, socialised losses.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 20/02/2025
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, or scream... or all of the above.
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Woke Futurama @futuramamemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This morning’s sunshine has reminded me of the word ‘philocaly’: a love of beauty, even in the smallest things.
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Majority Report @majorityreport.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Illinois Governor Pritzker Shows Feckless Democratic Leadership How It's Done youtu.be/wcbVUzVcTKQ?...
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Pritzker Shows Dem Leadership How It's Done
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Executive orders written by AI? You couldn't make it up...
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Mike NAFO @mikenafo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Capitalism celebrates money, grubbing sociopaths with no moral compass. Seems like they want us to return to the feudalism model, with a bit of medium to high level fascism along the way. Half the planet are either thinking that'll be a good idea, or they're too stupid to realise it really wouldn't.
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RiRaRo @riraro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
When left unchecked it's not a question of "if" but "when"... #art #comic
Art comic doodle of skeleton mage and shark. 3 panel.
-Skeleton and shark walking though a forest landscape-
Panel 1.
Shark: Why do you even care about what's happening in the human world?
Skeleton: Because when fascism grows it doesn't stop at borders or species, eventually it consumes everything.

Panel 2.
-They keep walking in silence-

Panel 3.
Shark: Can I... Can I still be excited about Switch 2?
Skeleton: Yes.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
One down, only 1459 more to go... 😬
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@aiannucci.bsky.social re. Twitter/X "an industrial sized piss factory." Straight from the mouth of Malcolm Tucker? 🤣
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
An entire empire and fake persona, undone by a video game. How very 21st century.
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"Only the best people" he says while rummaging through the bins.
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hop off toad face.
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Because sports clubs and organisations have priced-out the working class fans. They're now getting their fix of tribalism from politics. Populists have picked up on this and pandered to the politics of the victimised. History echoing?
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Well, this didn't age well, thankfully. Tim Walz is by far the best man for the job.
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Jonathan Ben Matthews @jbmatthewsuk.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Looks like a lot of people who have never heard of him are going to be introduced to Gavin Newsome? #stepasidejoe
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