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@jbk-allday.bsky.social
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Canadian. He/him. Has a pet snake. Trained for art, currently in nightshift hell.

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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 22h
merci beaucoup to kat, tony, excalibur, run dmc and everyone in paris rn
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 13/10/2026
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Myself, having had maybe a total of fourish hours of sleep over 24 hrs and two glasses of wine with my family knocked over zero wine glasses while certain unnamed relatives *coughmydad* *coughmysister* knocked over a total of three. Back to back, despite neither being drunk nor sleepy.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cold night back at work. Just less than three hours now.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ran into an old friend i haven't seen since...i honestly can't remember...before COVID lockdown? Before they were even married? Guy looks like, and i mean this in a very complimentary way, the co-host from Home Improvement but shorter. Honestly made my day.
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Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye
Alt: Home improvment gif
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forgot my steeltoes so guess who can't operate the powerjack at work tonight and now their body feels like a beat up old plough(plow?) horse Hint: dis guy
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One house I walk by after work that just has the most random and ever-growing collection of Halloween decorations. Dead guy with wheelbarrow of fake gold Sort of loc ness monster. Various skeletons including recently added skeleton shooting nerf gun at another skeleton doing the matrix dodge.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So I just saw someone announce that dillinger four has been granted the status of "honorary Canadians" purely so they can book them on a show that just wanted to showcase Mexican, Canadian and latin-culture bands I enjoy and approve of this immensely.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of y'all need to know if I follow you that your reach is at *least* this far.
Lisa just barely tagging Milhouse on the shoulder declaring that "now you are the one who is it." To which he will look down and say "understood." from that episode of the Simpsons where the school uniforms destroy all creativity and energy
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright late night dog walk completed, dog hydrated and in the crate for the night and now to shower
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Voices of Our Mother is a solid horror movie and I cannot believe how quick that pacing is. But nothing was lost to it at all. Probably because I think nearly all the past horror flicks I've watched recently have been slow burn to some extent.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Alas, poor Yorick! I fuckin' knew him, Horatio,"
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Alan4L @alan4l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These two were a pair. One of my favourite wrestling photos ever. PAC mid-shooting star to the floor.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP to PAC. What a shame.
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Aew Pac
Alt: Pro wrestler Pac gif
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah yeah haven't listened to GGC or NotaCast or any of the asoiaf stuff I normally do in forever. feels good to hear somebody say shit about those books again and it isn't just me, letting my own thoughts echo back n forth in my own skull like very sad ping pong balls.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got to that part in The mighty nein with the...I can only think to call it the "giant snapping turtle" incident and good god that's a funny listen.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What's keeping me going through this shift: One sugar energy drink (just finished) The thought of making stuffed peppers later
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey it's Dee Dee Ramone's birthday I know this exists and now so shall all of you m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAl-...
m.youtube.com
DEE DEE KING "Funky Man"
YouTube video by Videodrome Discothèque
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tried putting an ice sphere in my snake's water dish just to see what he did with it. I think hes trying to figure out if he can do anything to it or not. Wrapping around it only to go "ugh too cold" releases then he warms up and comes back like "okay one more try"
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alright, the snake seems to understand that self-vore will not be tolerated in our household. I think he foolishly turned to it in frustration from an annoying shedding process. Who hasn't tried to eat the lower 8th of your own body because your skin is flaking off, really
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best I have to explain to my snake not to eat himself I wish this was a jest🎶
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the celebrity jokes about sheeran are just escapism for me. Because israeli forces raided a kindergarten 2 weeks ago, and a building damaged by israeli bombs collapsed on top of families yesterday, and everything is heartbreaking.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the worst ideas I've ever come up with is The Galeb Duhr Gang™: a criminal organization made up of Galeb Duhrs all named Galeb Duhr. Just 5 or 6 barely sentient rock piles shaped like people, who want your money/valuables but don't really know why they want it.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright it's past midnight I should eat...something at some point. Considering I've been awake for some time now
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had to explain to one of my coworkers, who's real close to me in age, that George Micheal was gay. He was genuinely surprised. Come on man, you heard Careless Whisper and went "yeah a straight man wrote that" I almost don't want to tell him about Rob Halford, it might shatter his mind.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Since I gotta work tonight I'm trying to time this early morning dog walk so I can enjoy some of labour day since I spent most of my actual day off trying to sleep
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was going to finally change my snake's substarte but I notice he was shedding so I guess I'll leave him be. I noticed when I went to pick him up and his dry dead scales became lil' cherub looking "wings" lightly flapping in the breeze and now I want a winged snake
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Back from the lil' remembrance mass for my zia. As I am and have not been catholic for some time I had pretty much the whole too-humid service to think
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My left shoe's sole has gained a mouth
On the bright side, maybe I can make this into a size 13 puppet if it gets any bigger.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"What's that, four cream cheese covered cinnamon buns? Buy all of you on my lunch break? For 3 dollarydoos? Ofm, fyi coulbfent boo vhat" I say as my jaw unhinges to eat half of one in a single chomp.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"we're extra understaffed this wee-" "Lemme stop ya there, boss. We've been understaffed since before I've had this job. At this point this is just what we have."
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The geese are honking through the morning rain.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*2 hrs earlier* Supervisor at work: hey I think i heard some screaming in the distance outside come help me investigate Me: sure My instantaneous thoughts immediately after: oh this is how I die, isn't it?
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't think my family is capable of understanding the concept that "if you want to make plans involving me and food between 5pm-9pm that plan needs to be made not-a couple hours in advance" Not once in nearly over half a decade have they understood this.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went outside for some air at work and also I should probably clock out for lunch at some point during this shift. It would be calming and nice if there wasn't a piece of dying equipment beeping every couple seconds. Just BEEP twoseconds BEEP twoseconds BEEP etc
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Decided to watch A Knight of the a Seven Kingdoms ep 5 aka Ser Arlen Pukes and Rallies because I may be four beers deep after work and thought "you know what'd go well with this? Depressed tween ser Duncan the Tall"
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Work's done, dog's walked, fire up The Good The Bad and The Weird because that movie will heal the bones of my soul and maybe my bones too
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Coffee while I wait for my laundry
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got off work this morning and got home as fast as possible (by wasting money on a cab but fuck it it's my birthday) and now it's time for fun because I walked the dog and did the dishes and a bunch of shit I've been putting off for days. And by fun I mean a toke and lots of sleep.
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mary Magdalene #artsky
Drawing of a woman covered in hair against a red background
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Furious was great. Can we just give the entire cast and crew one big award, like a physically huge award made from other previous movie awards, on top of individual ones? Because they all deserve that.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Saw a cybertruck in my city on my walk home from work and just went "UGH NO" out loud. Like seeing the afterbirth of a rhombus and a trapezoid's foul, abusive relationship.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My hawtdee hot take is that I laughed at the third arrow way more than I probably should have If I'd been drinking anything at the time it would've been a spit take
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The term for the movement of a small light boat (a skiff) moving across a body of water should be scuff/scuffed/scuffing Example 1 "The skiff scuffed it's way across the lake, slowly." Example 2 "Scuffing through the choppy waves, the skiff continued ever onward."
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Alright I should decide what I'm gonna d- *Dog knocks over fan, denting and bending frame now it makes a horrible noise when it spins as it hits one of the supports* Guess I'm trying to fix this fan
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hawtdee hawt watch complete. Funnily enough I was listening to the adwd chapter with Lord Manderly having to compliment Rhaegar Frey and seeing in the episode Lady Frey and Ser Torrhen Manderly being seated next to each other is a trip.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The dog is currently in Dog Jail for his Dog Crimes™ for LIFE (like an hour BUT I put a bunch of big pillows around him so he can't see me). THERE WILL BE NO EARLY PAROLE/snacks.
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JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If anyone's wondering what happens when you have my luck I saw a tallboy can on a shelf at work. I thought "well that shouldn't be there." It fell over gently during this process, so softly. Then *exploded* downward leaving a lightning bolt shaped hole in the can somehow.
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