Reposted by JBKmaffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 22hmerci beaucoup to kat, tony, excalibur, run dmc and everyone in paris rn 416625
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Myself, having had maybe a total of fourish hours of sleep over 24 hrs and two glasses of wine with my family knocked over zero wine glasses while certain unnamed relatives *coughmydad* *coughmysister* knocked over a total of three. Back to back, despite neither being drunk nor sleepy. 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ran into an old friend i haven't seen since...i honestly can't remember...before COVID lockdown? Before they were even married? Guy looks like, and i mean this in a very complimentary way, the co-host from Home Improvement but shorter. Honestly made my day.static.klipy.comTim Taylor's Classic Side EyeAlt: Home improvment gif 130
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forgot my steeltoes so guess who can't operate the powerjack at work tonight and now their body feels like a beat up old plough(plow?) horse Hint: dis guy 020
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One house I walk by after work that just has the most random and ever-growing collection of Halloween decorations. Dead guy with wheelbarrow of fake gold Sort of loc ness monster. Various skeletons including recently added skeleton shooting nerf gun at another skeleton doing the matrix dodge. 220
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So I just saw someone announce that dillinger four has been granted the status of "honorary Canadians" purely so they can book them on a show that just wanted to showcase Mexican, Canadian and latin-culture bands I enjoy and approve of this immensely. 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Some of y'all need to know if I follow you that your reach is at *least* this far. 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Alright late night dog walk completed, dog hydrated and in the crate for the night and now to shower 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Voices of Our Mother is a solid horror movie and I cannot believe how quick that pacing is. But nothing was lost to it at all. Probably because I think nearly all the past horror flicks I've watched recently have been slow burn to some extent. 100
Reposted by JBKAlan4L @alan4l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These two were a pair. One of my favourite wrestling photos ever. PAC mid-shooting star to the floor. 018553
Reposted by JBKTom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote. 12932291
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026RIP to PAC. What a shame.static.klipy.comAew PacAlt: Pro wrestler Pac gif 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ah yeah haven't listened to GGC or NotaCast or any of the asoiaf stuff I normally do in forever. feels good to hear somebody say shit about those books again and it isn't just me, letting my own thoughts echo back n forth in my own skull like very sad ping pong balls. 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got to that part in The mighty nein with the...I can only think to call it the "giant snapping turtle" incident and good god that's a funny listen. 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What's keeping me going through this shift: One sugar energy drink (just finished) The thought of making stuffed peppers later 011
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey it's Dee Dee Ramone's birthday I know this exists and now so shall all of you m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAl-...m.youtube.comDEE DEE KING "Funky Man"YouTube video by Videodrome Discothèque 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tried putting an ice sphere in my snake's water dish just to see what he did with it. I think hes trying to figure out if he can do anything to it or not. Wrapping around it only to go "ugh too cold" releases then he warms up and comes back like "okay one more try" 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Alright, the snake seems to understand that self-vore will not be tolerated in our household. I think he foolishly turned to it in frustration from an annoying shedding process. Who hasn't tried to eat the lower 8th of your own body because your skin is flaking off, really 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🎶You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best I have to explain to my snake not to eat himself I wish this was a jest🎶 000
Reposted by JBKDana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think the celebrity jokes about sheeran are just escapism for me. Because israeli forces raided a kindergarten 2 weeks ago, and a building damaged by israeli bombs collapsed on top of families yesterday, and everything is heartbreaking. 131377
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of the worst ideas I've ever come up with is The Galeb Duhr Gang™: a criminal organization made up of Galeb Duhrs all named Galeb Duhr. Just 5 or 6 barely sentient rock piles shaped like people, who want your money/valuables but don't really know why they want it. 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Alright it's past midnight I should eat...something at some point. Considering I've been awake for some time now 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Had to explain to one of my coworkers, who's real close to me in age, that George Micheal was gay. He was genuinely surprised. Come on man, you heard Careless Whisper and went "yeah a straight man wrote that" I almost don't want to tell him about Rob Halford, it might shatter his mind. 001
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Since I gotta work tonight I'm trying to time this early morning dog walk so I can enjoy some of labour day since I spent most of my actual day off trying to sleep 120
Reposted by JBKjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks. 619871918
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I was going to finally change my snake's substarte but I notice he was shedding so I guess I'll leave him be. I noticed when I went to pick him up and his dry dead scales became lil' cherub looking "wings" lightly flapping in the breeze and now I want a winged snake 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Back from the lil' remembrance mass for my zia. As I am and have not been catholic for some time I had pretty much the whole too-humid service to think 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"What's that, four cream cheese covered cinnamon buns? Buy all of you on my lunch break? For 3 dollarydoos? Ofm, fyi coulbfent boo vhat" I say as my jaw unhinges to eat half of one in a single chomp. 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"we're extra understaffed this wee-" "Lemme stop ya there, boss. We've been understaffed since before I've had this job. At this point this is just what we have." 020
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 16/08/2026*2 hrs earlier* Supervisor at work: hey I think i heard some screaming in the distance outside come help me investigate Me: sure My instantaneous thoughts immediately after: oh this is how I die, isn't it? 000
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't think my family is capable of understanding the concept that "if you want to make plans involving me and food between 5pm-9pm that plan needs to be made not-a couple hours in advance" Not once in nearly over half a decade have they understood this. 100
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Went outside for some air at work and also I should probably clock out for lunch at some point during this shift. It would be calming and nice if there wasn't a piece of dying equipment beeping every couple seconds. Just BEEP twoseconds BEEP twoseconds BEEP etc 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Decided to watch A Knight of the a Seven Kingdoms ep 5 aka Ser Arlen Pukes and Rallies because I may be four beers deep after work and thought "you know what'd go well with this? Depressed tween ser Duncan the Tall" 130
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Work's done, dog's walked, fire up The Good The Bad and The Weird because that movie will heal the bones of my soul and maybe my bones too 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I got off work this morning and got home as fast as possible (by wasting money on a cab but fuck it it's my birthday) and now it's time for fun because I walked the dog and did the dishes and a bunch of shit I've been putting off for days. And by fun I mean a toke and lots of sleep. 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The Furious was great. Can we just give the entire cast and crew one big award, like a physically huge award made from other previous movie awards, on top of individual ones? Because they all deserve that. 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Saw a cybertruck in my city on my walk home from work and just went "UGH NO" out loud. Like seeing the afterbirth of a rhombus and a trapezoid's foul, abusive relationship. 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My hawtdee hot take is that I laughed at the third arrow way more than I probably should have If I'd been drinking anything at the time it would've been a spit take 110
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The term for the movement of a small light boat (a skiff) moving across a body of water should be scuff/scuffed/scuffing Example 1 "The skiff scuffed it's way across the lake, slowly." Example 2 "Scuffing through the choppy waves, the skiff continued ever onward." 010
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Alright I should decide what I'm gonna d- *Dog knocks over fan, denting and bending frame now it makes a horrible noise when it spins as it hits one of the supports* Guess I'm trying to fix this fan 020
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hawtdee hawt watch complete. Funnily enough I was listening to the adwd chapter with Lord Manderly having to compliment Rhaegar Frey and seeing in the episode Lady Frey and Ser Torrhen Manderly being seated next to each other is a trip. 100
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The dog is currently in Dog Jail for his Dog Crimes™ for LIFE (like an hour BUT I put a bunch of big pillows around him so he can't see me). THERE WILL BE NO EARLY PAROLE/snacks. 020
JBK @jbk-allday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If anyone's wondering what happens when you have my luck I saw a tallboy can on a shelf at work. I thought "well that shouldn't be there." It fell over gently during this process, so softly. Then *exploded* downward leaving a lightning bolt shaped hole in the can somehow. 110