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oh no! they borked prod Lead dev of @nobaru.dev and Fluxcord (bridging bot, not the Discord server), a @wafrn.net dev, @furrest.net admin, and more. Enby (they), 18, Filipino. fluxer.gg/jbcrn gib me moneh buymeacoffee.com/jbcrn pfp by Nadav3_ on twt

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jb @jbc.lol · 30/09/2026
waf
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Unbelievable! 😲😱
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jb @jbc.lol · 29/09/2026
wild
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jb @jbc.lol · 29/09/2026
wat
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jb @jbc.lol · 28/09/2026
nini!
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 12/06/2026
let me explain it with a diagram
two wireframes of a microblogging post

the left one is labeled "the funniest post you've ever seen". it is the significantly shorter one and only consists of "like 3 lines of text"

the right one is labeled "the post that will make you the angriest (for today)", and is significantly larger in size, as it contains

- "snarky quote dunk by a podcaster"
- a quoted post containing:
    - 3 lines or so of "headline" and "like a few teaser quotes or summary" (inflammatory bits only)
    - and the majority of the quote's size is dedicated to a "big fuck-off link preview image" which has "the same headline but bigger" below it, as part of the link preview
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jb @jbc.lol · 27/09/2026
idk sadly, though i use a pc for these
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LucasTheGuy (MINOR!!) @lucas.night.vn.ua · 27/09/2026
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 27/09/2026
In case you need it: A helpful visual to explain the concept of federation
image based on the "whatsapp car": cool ass car render with funky  sick background, but its actually three cars now, tinted blue, and with the mastodon logo on the cars side door. its captioned with the word "federation" in papyrus
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jb @jbc.lol · 26/09/2026
when you code something for your site hey it's me compatibility, how can webkit fuck up your site today?
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jb @jbc.lol · 26/09/2026
yes
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jb @jbc.lol · 26/09/2026
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 25/09/2026
Our hotel had a music app on the TV, and I put it on the 80s station and it played a Post Malone song. POST MALONE WASN'T EVEN ALIVE IN THE 80S, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
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Melody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THANKS SPECTRUM INTERNET. A SHINING STAR OF QUALITY. I PAY FOR A GIGABYTE.
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Kev 🌹🇪🇺 @codingpa.ws · 25/09/2026
guys we have achieved AGI to get halal dairy, one must slaughter the animal first
DuckDuckGo search: halal dairy rules

AI response: Halal dairy must come from animals slaughtered according to Islamic law and avoid additives like pork-derived gelatin or alcohol-based flavorings; halal certification confirms compliance.

Sources: halalce.com, US Foods
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
There is the Xorg binary included on the kernel I used here, but you can't just boot to Xorg sadly Maybe soon idk I'll try (also I might switch to kernel build I'll do myself)
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
hai!!!!
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
why solve the arg when you can just do random shit in the omnios terminal js import("https://party.jbc.lol/osl/inject.js")
JSLinux on OmniOS, with user executing ls and showing bench.py, hello.c, hello.js, readme.txt, and rv120test.bin
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
feeds you more goop
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
there is also outpost-fe-v2 by @w.on-t.work but its not out yet or stable enough to use
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jb @jbc.lol · 25/09/2026
happy birthday!!!
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
blueskee(t)
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
(note: jonathan is my main fursona, the ref is made by lucas)
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
here's jonathan!
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
yep i think they used discord for YEARS now www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXrv...
youtube.com
PNP 11 Director Brig. Gen. Nicolas Torre III holds press briefing on the arrest of Apollo Quiboloy
YouTube video by ABS-CBN News
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
why...
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
wait what it doesn't??????
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
didn't even feel anything and also...
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
yeahh
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did you know? the ❌ on the cloudflare error page is not symmetric!
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
v
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vee !! (🎂 birthday!!!) @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 24/09/2026
i know ppl are talking abt the post discord made but i think the real cherry on top is this reply they made on it
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zen @zenfyr.dev · 24/09/2026
balatro veritys???????????
smiley face joker card
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 24/09/2026
chat is this what people mean by "language model" serious inquiries only
blender window with 3d text saying "english"
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 24/09/2026
but the llm policy was written in parkour
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
image source: fixvx.com/manilabullet...
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
> discord got unbanned on the PH > we did not know it is used for school and work do you? really?
NCRPO headquarters having Discord like front and center and on a voice channel with some "offices" streaming live video footage of the area
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
though currently im connected via WARP because my internet (DITO 5G) can't properly connect to my entire infra right now
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
I know both DITO and Converge both uses DNS blocking, because to bypass them I can just connect to a different DNS server
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
mice.tel/notes/afdpev... wf.jbc.lol/fediverse/po...
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
we also need $INSTANCE$host$ /j
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
fediverse attachments !!11!!
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
change your dns
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🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gooodnight
Don't
drink water. .
   fish
   have
   SEX
in  it
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Vibey 🎃 (HORRORMAGEDDON 2026) @vibeformnet.com · 24/09/2026
hey so i apologize again for the lack of drawings. as you may know, my drawing stylus died a week ago and im still working on buying a fresh new apple pencil to replace it after what happened two days ago. so for now, here’s this traditional sketch of reymo.
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jb @jbc.lol · 24/09/2026
r
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L @lao.ooo · 24/09/2026
PLEEAAASE @jbc.lol I NEED THIS
jbmod steam logo with 2 drawn on
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Y仮 @yotsuba00000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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jb @jbc.lol · 23/09/2026
**Kett** requires precise location permissions
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2 Like Bananas @banana-cre.me · 23/09/2026
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell
Iris (she/they) facing away from the viewer and lifting Benni (any) up by their legs. Iris is in a tank-top and devil-wing pants with a devil tail in place of her usual goat tail, while Benni has angel wings and a halo (for no particular reason). Digital Painting, 5000x7000, Procreate, 2026
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