jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 4hMight as well be putting Dasani in my gas tank I’m so SICK OF THISSSSstatic.klipy.comPrincess Bubblegum's Epic Table FlipALT: Princess Bubblegum's Epic Table Flip 040
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 23hDay 1 and we’re 2-0. Back at it again bright and early tomorrow 😭 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026The night before a tournament weekend always stresses me out because even though I have a checklist I always feel like I’m forgetting something when I leave out in the morning 😭 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026I had strawberries for breakfast and a salad for lunch so that means I can eat junk for dinner right???static.klipy.comAmirite? Hades from Disney's HerculesALT: Amirite? Hades from Disney's Hercules 2100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Cake for dinner cuz I’m a grown up and the world is shit so why not 140
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026Ima have to try it because my brain is fighting me BAD right now 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026My problem is I knowww I have house chores I need to do, I just don’t WANT to 041
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026From my many experiments I’ve found out that it depends on what kinddd of energy drink makes me sleepy Like Celsius makes me feel like I’ve snorted 8 lines but Red Bull and Alani’s makes me sleepy af 100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026I always get stressed out whenever staff is asked to fill out a “what’s your favorite” questionnaire because my favorite snacks/drinks change almost weekly Like this week I’m hyper fixated on strawberry crème wafers but last week it was cheez-its and the week before it was slim jims so idk 😭 020
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026I don’t have any Sentient Orange voters in my circle. The ones that abstained from voting, however, have been hearing my mouth EVERY time they complain about how things are now. 043
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Teehee stahhpppstatic.klipy.comFlirty Man Looking UpALT: Flirty Man Looking Up 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026So today I told some students if they littered, the Lorax was gonna get them and turn them into a tree. They started crying and picking up their trash and now our playground is clean 🥰 140
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Yall these kids were BAD AS FUCKKKK the first half of the day 😭😭 I’m so tempted to put in for a sub for a mental health day cuz omg 020
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Abolish all Juliesstatic.klipy.comCritical Bard: Block Blickity Block BlockALT: Critical Bard: Block Blickity Block Block 133
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026‼️‼️‼️ I hate that “everyone made the team congratsss” nonsense. NO! Bring back REAL competition and commitment!! 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Seeing an 8 am game on the soccer tournament schedule <<<<<<<<< 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026@lonababy.blacksky.app happy birthday beautiful!!!!! I hope you have the BEST day ever because you deserve it! 120
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026It’s not our fault we’ve accepted our pancakes with pride 100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Oh no I am in like 😩static.klipy.comYay! We're doomed!ALT: Yay! We're doomed! 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Hit them with a smack on the ass and say “good game”static.klipy.comPeyton Manning Good Game HandshakeALT: Peyton Manning Good Game Handshake 041
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026How “early” is considered “on time” to you? For me, being 5-10 minutes early is on-time 😂 222
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026LET THE TEENS TRICK OR TREAT THEY ARE NOT TOO OLDstatic.klipy.comSpongeBob: Unfair Not Fair ProtestALT: SpongeBob: Unfair Not Fair Protest 12010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026These horny white bots are getting OUT OF CONTROL I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PINK PARTSstatic.klipy.comSkeleton Guy Turns Into Skeleton: TweakingALT: Skeleton Guy Turns Into Skeleton: Tweaking 030
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026A little is fine but I’m not laying on a carpet from the 70s 011
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026You wanna be a pink starburst so bad when you’re ACTUALLY a red one 100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Us being only two years into this administration is nuts because it legit feels like it’s been 7 141
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Mannnnn I miss everything 😭 I need to start being one of those teachers that stay on their phones lmaoo 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026It’s that wonderful time of year where my tires are always dramatic af. Like do you RRALLY need more air or are you just being an attention whore? 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026I want to go to the gym but I don’t have enough hours in the day and I hate that so much like I literally have no time to do anything for myself 110
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSilly Boy Kicking Legs in Air and LaughingALT: Silly Boy Kicking Legs in Air and Laughing 010
