jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 5hSo today I told some students if they littered, the Lorax was gonna get them and turn them into a tree. They started crying and picking up their trash and now our playground is clean 🥰 130
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 9hYall these kids were BAD AS FUCKKKK the first half of the day 😭😭 I’m so tempted to put in for a sub for a mental health day cuz omg 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Abolish all Juliesstatic.klipy.comCritical Bard: Block Blickity Block BlockALT: Critical Bard: Block Blickity Block Block 123
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026‼️‼️‼️ I hate that “everyone made the team congratsss” nonsense. NO! Bring back REAL competition and commitment!! 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Seeing an 8 am game on the soccer tournament schedule <<<<<<<<< 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026@lonababy.blacksky.app happy birthday beautiful!!!!! I hope you have the BEST day ever because you deserve it! 110
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Oh no I am in like 😩static.klipy.comYay! We're doomed!ALT: Yay! We're doomed! 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Hit them with a smack on the ass and say “good game”static.klipy.comPeyton Manning Good Game HandshakeALT: Peyton Manning Good Game Handshake 041
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026How “early” is considered “on time” to you? For me, being 5-10 minutes early is on-time 😂 222
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026LET THE TEENS TRICK OR TREAT THEY ARE NOT TOO OLDstatic.klipy.comSpongeBob: Unfair Not Fair ProtestALT: SpongeBob: Unfair Not Fair Protest 12010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026These horny white bots are getting OUT OF CONTROL I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PINK PARTSstatic.klipy.comSkeleton Guy Turns Into Skeleton: TweakingALT: Skeleton Guy Turns Into Skeleton: Tweaking 030
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026A little is fine but I’m not laying on a carpet from the 70s 011
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026You wanna be a pink starburst so bad when you’re ACTUALLY a red one 100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Us being only two years into this administration is nuts because it legit feels like it’s been 7 141
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Mannnnn I miss everything 😭 I need to start being one of those teachers that stay on their phones lmaoo 000
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026It’s that wonderful time of year where my tires are always dramatic af. Like do you RRALLY need more air or are you just being an attention whore? 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026I want to go to the gym but I don’t have enough hours in the day and I hate that so much like I literally have no time to do anything for myself 110
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSilly Boy Kicking Legs in Air and LaughingALT: Silly Boy Kicking Legs in Air and Laughing 010
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026A nap could have me any way it wanted to right about now 😭 050
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026If you said chocolate you need to be added to a list ☹️ 100
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026What’s Texas weather like in November?? Like early November?? Can I still show some skin or no?? 210
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Omg I like this man and I hate that for me sos help ayúdame 371
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Reminiscing about the time I ended up getting a “throat contusion” and I was hoarse for like a week 😭 never a-fucking-gain 040
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead endsstatic.klipy.comFozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up ComedyALT: Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy 1134
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026One of these days ima post my favorite hits from my hidden folder 130
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026I wish I knew how lit soccer was when I was younger. I know for a FACT I would’ve been cold af on the field lol 020
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026I am to the LORDstatic.klipy.comSylvester the Cat: Saint Sylvester with a HaloALT: Sylvester the Cat: Saint Sylvester with a Halo 040
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Don’t mine me just gonnastatic.klipy.comChair Man: Man Carries and Sits on ChairALT: Chair Man: Man Carries and Sits on Chair 150
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Having a 6:30 rec game <<<<<<< I WANNA GO TO BEDDDDD 001
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026We should make the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet illegal cuz I don’t like hearing that it’s rude. 020
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Bonus points if you’re still glistening and your veiny arms are showing 033
jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026No, you DON’T need “something sweet” right after you eat your dinner. 🗣️PUT IT BACK!! 4140
