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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Feel free to call and let Tom know what you think of his despicable portrayal of legal residents in his own home state of MN. Direct number to Tom Emmer's congressional office in DC: (202) 225-2331. Additionally, as the House Majority Whip, his leadership office can be reached at (202) 225-2210.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"God, grant me the serenity to no longer give a sh*t about all the stupid people in this country, the courage to say Donald Trump is a Russian asset who traded teenagers with Jeffrey Epstein, and the wisdom to end on a cheap laugh."

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just wait another month and the snow and freezing temps will take care of it.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Schmitt bets $1,000 on Kalshi for the Bucks to beat the Hawks today on a last second bucket by Giannis.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This Palmer Luckey? I thought no beardos or weirdos.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Surprised Cornell didn't make the cut.

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New headline: Americans not buying Trump's ill-conceived ideas for lowering prices

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I was young and hung the TP roll backwards, my dad used to say "what, are you Polish"? But the joke was on him... because we are Polish. Even so, I always hand the roll forward now.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What if I bring along a doctor's note that says iced coffee is a medical necessity? Will I be considered for the job? What if I bring an iced coffee for you too?

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If that noise is coming from his ass, it might be a data center in there.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Preparing myself for a new EO that decrees every US citizen to be a Republican.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah, I was otherwise healthy, but died from laying in bed and I just happened to have measles at the time.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This pledge is absolutely bonkers! Having his cult swear an oath to cheat and to vote even if not registered?!?

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don't know about anybody else, but I have not been invited to any Charlie Kirk is Dead celebration parties.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Alex, I'll take Dumb Shit That Never Happened for $500

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do you remember when they told us we couldn't use oil lamps and had to use electric lights? Do you remember when they said that we couldn't use lead in our paint? Do you remember when they mandated the use of color TVs? MAGA!!! 👹

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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Jordanian editorial cartoonist Osama Hajjaj salutes Canada’s response to the U.S. bloviator in chief.

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Mitch has been clinically dead for months.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Any person with empathy would be justifiably miserable if they were responsible for halting over 80% of USAID programs resulting in roughly 600,000 to 762,000 deaths worldwide within the first year, with heavy impacts on children under five.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So, in short, everything Maggie reported is true.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

He failed to give his $1 million donation to Trump, so no more favors.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Your contract is terminated effective immediately. We have now engaged the services of the Grim Reaper.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Natalie 🪉 posting again? She could have threatened to rename it Lake Dontario.

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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A service member says his father was taken by ICE while he was deployed aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln for over nine months fighting the war in Iran Per his post, his father has a driver's license, social security card and a work permit This post is public on Joshua Aviles' Facebook -Aaron Parnas

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just uninterested? Just impotent? Just a figment of imagination? Just...

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A post from the President of the United States: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bezos guarantees a higher quality exploding diarrhea experience from the Whole Foods branded produce.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my congressmen here in defense of tyranny!"

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This photo of Senator Mitch McConnell was taken on February 20, 2025. Very misleading TNR. At least put the photo date it in your caption.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This photo of Senator Mitch McConnell was taken on February 20, 2025. Very misleading TNR. At least put the photo date it in your caption.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What about The Bulwark's piece last week 'DSA is a Gift to MAGA'? Isn't that acting like the other is the enemy--and not Trump?

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

When the blue wave hits, Fox will go full-tilt on the stolen election propaganda. Fox viewers will be fed all of the Fox polls showing competitive races. Then, Fox will sow doubt about whether the blue wave results are believable.

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Guardians butthurt because Dbacks tried to bunt for a hit in 5th inning to break up a no hitter. Something something something... Unwritten rule. 😜

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JazzSusuwatari @jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Better than a death row pardon just a little too late.

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